poopie butt, PhD
@poopiebutt.bsky.social
I poop a lot. I also have a PhD (unrelated to the pooping).
They should make a barber anime
August 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
They should make a barber anime
Shoutout judge Judy. If you can make money off being that white bitch then you should
July 31, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Shoutout judge Judy. If you can make money off being that white bitch then you should
JJK movie was amazing, but how did they skip this panel in the anime AND the movie??
July 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
JJK movie was amazing, but how did they skip this panel in the anime AND the movie??
Who would’ve thought that years of right-wing conspiracies calling everyone they don’t like a pedophile would backfire after electing a pedophile?
July 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Who would’ve thought that years of right-wing conspiracies calling everyone they don’t like a pedophile would backfire after electing a pedophile?
I know Bluesky hates AI but how else are we supposed to get so many scenarios resolved by two men kissing?
July 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I know Bluesky hates AI but how else are we supposed to get so many scenarios resolved by two men kissing?
Men are just teenage girls with deeper voices
July 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Men are just teenage girls with deeper voices
Maybe we shouldn’t cut Medicaid or bomb Iran or arrest people using plain-clothes officers…but god damn do I love some July 4th glizzies
July 5, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Maybe we shouldn’t cut Medicaid or bomb Iran or arrest people using plain-clothes officers…but god damn do I love some July 4th glizzies
Joey Chestnut deserves a head on Mount Rushmore. True American icon
July 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Joey Chestnut deserves a head on Mount Rushmore. True American icon
I think human thought progressing beyond “ooga booga” was a mistake
July 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I think human thought progressing beyond “ooga booga” was a mistake
I want a time machine so I can go back to the 80s and listen to live salsa while doing lines of coke
June 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I want a time machine so I can go back to the 80s and listen to live salsa while doing lines of coke
More people need to be studying the white high school rapper to alt-right pipeline
June 21, 2025 at 7:17 AM
More people need to be studying the white high school rapper to alt-right pipeline
How long until they sprinkle some coke in Zohran’s car to ruin the campaign?
June 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
How long until they sprinkle some coke in Zohran’s car to ruin the campaign?
Imma figure out how to put this mf Claude into a physical body so we can throw hands
June 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Imma figure out how to put this mf Claude into a physical body so we can throw hands
It’s time to start scalping the pokemon scalpers (in the murder way)
June 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s time to start scalping the pokemon scalpers (in the murder way)
*At my kindergartener nephew’s violin recital*
Me: BOOOOO
Me: BOOOOO
June 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
*At my kindergartener nephew’s violin recital*
Me: BOOOOO
Me: BOOOOO
If the government collapses, realistically what changes in Florida?
June 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If the government collapses, realistically what changes in Florida?
Persevering like I’m the top of Tom Thibodeau’s head
June 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Persevering like I’m the top of Tom Thibodeau’s head
Dunkey made switch 2 come out what a legend
January 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Dunkey made switch 2 come out what a legend