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🏳️🌈🐻💅🏼💙 Always looking for the helpers. The signs and clues are all out there -- IYKYK. 🤦🏼 Also: Dad. Gaymer. At least 11% tater tot. Greymuzzle. Healthcare. Musician. Trainer. Scientist. Curious. Resistant. Frazzled. Chagrined.
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Trump lashes out at ABC reporter over Epstein question, threatens to revoke network's license
President Donald Trump berated an ABC reporter Tuesday after she asked a question about the release of the Epstein files, calling her "a terrible person and a terrible reporter" and threatening to hav...
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ABC should seize the day step on this shit stain's turkey-waddled throat while he's down and twisting in the wind. This piggy is cooked and it's long past time to serve him up with a side of Brexpiprazole®. (I might even resubscribe to Disney+ if they do. But then again, nah.)
Woohoo!! Bring back leaded gasoline too!! Let's put that worm in RFKJ's brain outta work!! 🇺🇸👊🏼🔥
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 5, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Woohoo!! Bring back leaded gasoline too!! Let's put that worm in RFKJ's brain outta work!! 🇺🇸👊🏼🔥
Filed under "These Are a Few of My Favorite Things": The Hans Gruber/Nakatomi Tower advent calendar is admittedly a little ambiguous, but in *my* implementation his gun always points to the day of the month as Hans plummets to his Merry Christmas doom. 🥰 #LetItSnowLetItSnowEtc
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Filed under "These Are a Few of My Favorite Things": The Hans Gruber/Nakatomi Tower advent calendar is admittedly a little ambiguous, but in *my* implementation his gun always points to the day of the month as Hans plummets to his Merry Christmas doom. 🥰 #LetItSnowLetItSnowEtc
Yeeeeaaah, that's all really great. Can he just fuck all the way off now though? Like, for reals?
A New York Times examination of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s tenure as health secretary shows how he has laid the groundwork to overhaul American vaccine policy, walled himself off from government scientists and elevated longtime allies to help carry out his agenda. trib.al/3MsBal8
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Yeeeeaaah, that's all really great. Can he just fuck all the way off now though? Like, for reals?
Trump really is basically cousin Eddie...draining his swamp onto all our front lawns. 🙄🙄🙄
President Trump has now pardoned 12 members of Congress convicted of crimes varying from tax evasion, campaign corruption, lying to the FBI, bribery, insider trading, obstruction, etc.
If Jeff Epstein were alive today, he’d be a free man in Trump’s America.
If Jeff Epstein were alive today, he’d be a free man in Trump’s America.
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Trump really is basically cousin Eddie...draining his swamp onto all our front lawns. 🙄🙄🙄
And some are just too friggin good not to repost. *chef's kiss*
December 3, 2025 at 7:43 AM
And some are just too friggin good not to repost. *chef's kiss*
Now *here's* a recall that could both save and kill me.
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Now *here's* a recall that could both save and kill me.
Soooooo, how's our little mad king doing today??
Trump Launches Into Massive, Unhinged Late Night Posting Spree
The president made over 160 posts and reshares in just a matter of hours including one "WILD" claim from far-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.
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December 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Soooooo, how's our little mad king doing today??
Thanks so much Ed!! I love what you bring and contribute to this community. 😊
Thanks, GG😊
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Thanks so much Ed!! I love what you bring and contribute to this community. 😊
OMG!! A Lovable OLD Fart list?!? I feel seen!!! (And lovable!!) Thanks LOF!! 🥰
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
OMG!! A Lovable OLD Fart list?!? I feel seen!!! (And lovable!!) Thanks LOF!! 🥰
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December 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
(Unless you're fingerspelling "BULLSHIT" to somebody way on the other side of the room...but totally vote, either way!!)
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 AM
(Unless you're fingerspelling "BULLSHIT" to somebody way on the other side of the room...but totally vote, either way!!)
Starter packs of mighty fine people, made my might fine people, and shared by mighty fine people. Like and subscribe, and don't forget to ring that bell to... oh wait -- that's not a thing here, is it? 🫤
@sassysister27.bsky.social Sassy, thanks for including me in your "🔥Sassy’s🔥✨Everyday Heroes✨🔥" starter pack! We'd better be "the torch that will light the way…" b/c boy, do they have plans--we don't want--for us!
Good Saturday afternoon!!
Please Follow, Repost, be WOKE❗🙋🏽♀️
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Good Saturday afternoon!!
Please Follow, Repost, be WOKE❗🙋🏽♀️
bsky.app/starter-pack...
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Starter packs of mighty fine people, made my might fine people, and shared by mighty fine people. Like and subscribe, and don't forget to ring that bell to... oh wait -- that's not a thing here, is it? 🫤
Best starter packs in town. :3
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Best starter packs in town. :3
Dear Corporate America: Your workers ARE your market, you gigantic stupid idiots!!
~Thank you for your attention to this matter.
~Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Around 70% of the U.S. economy depends on consumer spending. As wealth concentrates in the richest 10%, the rest of America can’t afford to buy enough to keep the economy running. This is a huge problem — and even America’s most powerful CEOs are starting to sound the alarm.
Our Economy Is in Danger. Here’s Why
Robert Reich
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November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Dear Corporate America: Your workers ARE your market, you gigantic stupid idiots!!
~Thank you for your attention to this matter.
~Thank you for your attention to this matter.
You know... it's probably about time to replace "E pluribus unum" with "How far we've fallen" on our money by now.
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
You know... it's probably about time to replace "E pluribus unum" with "How far we've fallen" on our money by now.
Lovely/wishful thinking. Economy LOVES itself a black market. If only one or a handful of states to decide to become tomorrow's "Corporatopia", corporations will "pay anything" to set up shop therein. Now I'm not saying that any of our state governments are corruptible or anything, buuuut... 🤷
The Citizens United decision has corrupted our government and is destroying our democracy. Here's a way to get rid of it. robertreich.substack.com/p/how-to-get...
How to Get Rid of "Citizens United"
We can do away with it without a new Supreme Court. Nor do we need a constitutional amendment. There’s a far simpler way.
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November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Lovely/wishful thinking. Economy LOVES itself a black market. If only one or a handful of states to decide to become tomorrow's "Corporatopia", corporations will "pay anything" to set up shop therein. Now I'm not saying that any of our state governments are corruptible or anything, buuuut... 🤷
Once his refractory period had sufficiently passed, Commander Pete was apparently able to formulate a response and breathlessly sputter the words "fake news" a few times before slipping into a little nappy-nap. Awwww, he gets so eepy after committing atrocities. 👶🍼🐤
Pete Hegseth denies he gave orders to ‘kill everybody’ on alleged ‘narco-boat’
Defense secretary called reports about his role in strike as ‘fake news’ intended to discredit US military
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November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Once his refractory period had sufficiently passed, Commander Pete was apparently able to formulate a response and breathlessly sputter the words "fake news" a few times before slipping into a little nappy-nap. Awwww, he gets so eepy after committing atrocities. 👶🍼🐤
I'm always looking for (and pleased to find) evidence that bigger is not always better. 😁
Ben Stiller Praises the New Apple TV Sci-Fi Series Breaking All of 'Severance's Records
The creator of Apple TV's hit series Severance wants you to watch the new sci-fi series breaking all of the series' records.
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November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'm always looking for (and pleased to find) evidence that bigger is not always better. 😁
I just read that prices for select drugs under Medicare were being lowered by up to 44%. That's swell, but I was told that drug prices were going to be lowered by 300...400...1500 percent!! Now who would have fed me such a line of bullshit??
U.S. Announces Negotiated Prices for 15 Drugs Under Medicare
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I just read that prices for select drugs under Medicare were being lowered by up to 44%. That's swell, but I was told that drug prices were going to be lowered by 300...400...1500 percent!! Now who would have fed me such a line of bullshit??
In other words: Simple healthcare for simpletons.
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
In other words: Simple healthcare for simpletons.
Because of course. "Unethical behavior" has always been a key performance requirement for employment within Haus Drumpf.
Raw Story: Bradley Moss, a national security attorney: "A concern I would have about Lindsey Halligan is a lot of what came out about how she presented things to the grand jury, that speaks to a potential ethics violation & potential disbarment.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ETTD
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ETTD
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Because of course. "Unethical behavior" has always been a key performance requirement for employment within Haus Drumpf.
Okay...you had me at the neckgina. 😊
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Okay...you had me at the neckgina. 😊
This Week in Snuff News...
There are certain types of dudes who become sexually aroused and titillated by images of people being killed and executed. These dudes now run our country and their grubby hands have seized the means of producing their own pron.
IT'S 👏🏼 ALL 👏🏼 ABOUT 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 BONERS!!!
There are certain types of dudes who become sexually aroused and titillated by images of people being killed and executed. These dudes now run our country and their grubby hands have seized the means of producing their own pron.
IT'S 👏🏼 ALL 👏🏼 ABOUT 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 BONERS!!!
Pentagon says it's investigating Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly after video urging troops to defy 'illegal orders'
“If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won’t work,” Kelly said in a statement.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This Week in Snuff News...
There are certain types of dudes who become sexually aroused and titillated by images of people being killed and executed. These dudes now run our country and their grubby hands have seized the means of producing their own pron.
IT'S 👏🏼 ALL 👏🏼 ABOUT 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 BONERS!!!
There are certain types of dudes who become sexually aroused and titillated by images of people being killed and executed. These dudes now run our country and their grubby hands have seized the means of producing their own pron.
IT'S 👏🏼 ALL 👏🏼 ABOUT 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 BONERS!!!
It's all a captivating car wreck. Will she run for president? Will she pundit or podcast?? My Enquiring Mind™ really wants to know what's going to become of her puffy boyfriend? Will the vestiges of his coat-tail cache still allow him to queer-eye the attire of foreign dignitaries?! 🍿🍷😎
What happens next for Marjorie Taylor Greene after exit from Congress?
The former Trump ally has decided to end her time in Congress early after a public fallout with the president.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It's all a captivating car wreck. Will she run for president? Will she pundit or podcast?? My Enquiring Mind™ really wants to know what's going to become of her puffy boyfriend? Will the vestiges of his coat-tail cache still allow him to queer-eye the attire of foreign dignitaries?! 🍿🍷😎
Uhhhh... shouldn't that sign be pointing to the left??
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Uhhhh... shouldn't that sign be pointing to the left??