James Poniewozik
@poniewozik.bsky.social
I am the king of the divan
If your baby likes to high-five, you must bring them to the marathon. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HIGH-FIVE THE BABY
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If your baby likes to high-five, you must bring them to the marathon. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HIGH-FIVE THE BABY
Time to break out the Halloween cheese
October 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Time to break out the Halloween cheese
You think I'm joking
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
You think I'm joking
Ok, I am only a so-so fan of martinis in general, and dirty martinis not at all, but the stuff they use to make this drink sounds like what they would pretreat the streets with before a winter storm
October 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Ok, I am only a so-so fan of martinis in general, and dirty martinis not at all, but the stuff they use to make this drink sounds like what they would pretreat the streets with before a winter storm
The president of the United States is considering changing American naval policy based on an NBC WWII doc series, scored by Richard Rodgers, that aired when he was 6 years old.
September 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The president of the United States is considering changing American naval policy based on an NBC WWII doc series, scored by Richard Rodgers, that aired when he was 6 years old.
No. Come on. I do not need a little reward because I pushed a button I am not a pigeon in a lab experiment
September 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
No. Come on. I do not need a little reward because I pushed a button I am not a pigeon in a lab experiment
I ain’t lookin for MS Right
I’m lookin for
I’m lookin for
August 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I ain’t lookin for MS Right
I’m lookin for
I’m lookin for
When I get one of these scenarios in my timeline, I call it a "Joker's Wild"
August 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
When I get one of these scenarios in my timeline, I call it a "Joker's Wild"
Love me a purely financial reason
July 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Love me a purely financial reason
"Hehhehheh yeah, that was cool."
"NO. THAT SUCKED."
"NO. THAT SUCKED."
July 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"Hehhehheh yeah, that was cool."
"NO. THAT SUCKED."
"NO. THAT SUCKED."
Cuomo comeback video has some real Moe at the bachelor auction energy
July 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Cuomo comeback video has some real Moe at the bachelor auction energy
Dave, the perfect Frinkiac was sitting right there
July 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Dave, the perfect Frinkiac was sitting right there
I'll leave you with what I wrote last summer about season 4 of THE BOYS, which I lot of people felt was too on the nose, and yet here we are! [giftie] www.nytimes.com/2024/06/19/a...
July 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'll leave you with what I wrote last summer about season 4 of THE BOYS, which I lot of people felt was too on the nose, and yet here we are! [giftie] www.nytimes.com/2024/06/19/a...
Has anyone on the White House social team watched THE BOYS
July 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Has anyone on the White House social team watched THE BOYS
My God it's true, look how woke they made Superman
July 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My God it's true, look how woke they made Superman
At one point I had to source a Nandor gif for, well, for certain purposes
July 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
At one point I had to source a Nandor gif for, well, for certain purposes
THE RULE OF MAN IS OVER, NOW BEGINS THE RULE OF FIRE!
July 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
THE RULE OF MAN IS OVER, NOW BEGINS THE RULE OF FIRE!
Hot take: the Zodiac name “Sagittarius, the Archer” really buries the lede on what Sagittarius’ most distinctive feature is
June 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hot take: the Zodiac name “Sagittarius, the Archer” really buries the lede on what Sagittarius’ most distinctive feature is
Didn’t realize The Bear’s spinoff was also premiering today
June 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Didn’t realize The Bear’s spinoff was also premiering today
I increased the recipe a bit
June 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I increased the recipe a bit