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Better Call Paul
@polyesterdmv.bsky.social
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Don’t tase me, bro.
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We just want healthcare.
Box of Steve Aoki Cheddies
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Sanford, Florida grandfather, born in refugee camp, nabbed by ICE after 70 years in the United States. Now being held in Alligator Alcatraz.

Source: Orlando Sentinel

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Two women holding a photo.
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Buying tickets to soccer games these days be like…
Screen shot of FIFA ticket portal
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Glenstone is a very beautiful (and free!) space, just outside of DC. www.glenstone.org
Outdoor flower sculpture at Glenstone. Outdoor metal sculpture at Glenstone. Outdoor mobile at Glenstone. A field at Glenstone.
October 5, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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#FreeDC ✊

#NOALAMIGRA
A free dc sign at a rally. A man waves a Mexican flag. A large crowd at a rally. Someone holds a Free DC sign.
September 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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#FreeDC ✊

#MountPleasant #NOALAMIGRA
Rowhouse with a sign protesting against ICE
September 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Kennedy Center programming is starting to get weird already. #DCSky
Screenshot of a Kennedy Center Instagram post
August 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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🎸 @la-witch.bsky.social @ @dc9club.bsky.social 05.12.2025

@suicidesqueeze.bsky.social
May 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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“You will advanced socially”
“You will advanced socially”
March 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Feeling slightly less dumb about the civil war reading this.
Cover of Demon of Unrest
March 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Lost Cause pseudo-historians: “The Civil War was about states rights!”

Mississippi in 1861: “Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery.”

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Secession of Mississippi document
March 1, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Reduction in force hits USAID, nearly all staff put on administrative leave.
Screenshot of USAID website.
February 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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4 years of being boring. #BoozeFree
I'm done since February 15, 2021 1,461.646829 days 2,104,771.433705 minutes 35,079.523895 hours 208.806690 weeks 48.022277 months 4.001856 years Drinks not consumed 4,384.940487 drinks 10,892.973351 units 1,102,265.160541 ml 37,271.994139 oz Saved $ 8,769.880974 Calories Saved 676,742.481809 cal
February 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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✊✊✊
Sign that reads No Deportations in Mount Pleasant
January 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Reading up on Gian-Carlo Coppola, father of The Last Showgirl director Gia Coppola, who died in boating accident when he was 22. 😳
Wikipedia screenshot.
January 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Tycho @ 9:30 Club

01.16.2025
January 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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#RebelTears
Comic about Atlanta but ing during the civil war
January 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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🇺🇸 “Situated in Union Square at the edge of the reflecting pool and backed by the United States Capitol, the bronze and marble General Ulysses S. Grant Memorial honors the Civil War Commander of the Union Armies who was also a two-term President (1869–1877). “

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US Grant Memorial in front of the Capitol. US Grant Memorial. US Grant Memorial
January 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Like most NFL team names, the origins of Buffalo’s is a bit weird! www.profootballhof.com/news/2005/01...
Screenshot of a webpage about the Buffalo Bills team name.
January 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Rest in peace, James Earl Carter, Jr. 🇺🇸

Man from Plains, veteran, senator, governor, president, humanitarian.
Memorial cards Snow and the Capitol building. Screen showing a photo of jimmy carter.
January 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Florida winters > DC winters
Lawn furniture covered with snow
January 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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This was the best and most appropriate reaction!
Screenshot of a Minnesota football player reacting to his coach having mayo poured all over him.
January 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Can barely stand it.
December 31, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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Florida winters are brutal.
Beach.
December 31, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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The European mind cannot comprehend this. #FollowYourDreams #PopTartsBowl
Pop tarts mascot holding a “follow your dreams” sign before being toasted
December 29, 2024 at 4:20 PM