I wondered who the GOP would send to sell this.
"We need the dumbest, most loyal Senator in the party - someone willing to defend the indefensible. Who can we send?"
There were only two choices.

Hegseth needs to be reminded of two names: Heinz-Wilhelm Eck and Karl Dönitz.

He also can't pronounce the words "Maduro" or "Venezuelan," even after multiple tries.

I believe Oklahoma is the least-educated state in the country.
I KNOW that MarkWayne is the least educated member of the Senate.
A match made in hell (But I doubt most Oklahomans are as gutless as Mullin).

I'm told by MAGA relatives that this is "fake," and that his real approval is "about 90%."
Not sure where they are getting those figures, however.

Reporter: AG Bondi, how do you explain all these failures at DOJ?

Bondi: And I was going to serve you coffee... serve you coffee... I thought we were friends... I was going to serve you coffee.

Is the image reversed, though? It appears to me that the text on the medals is reading properly.

I was too slow by (checks timestamp) 49 seconds.

If she (or one of the other frustrated GOP reps) REALLY wanted to crush Johnson, there is a faster and more efficient way - switch parties.

I am suddenly reminded of this line from Syriana.
"You want to know what the business world thinks of you? They think a hundred years ago you were chopping each other's heads off in the desert and that's exactly where you'll be in another hundred."
90% of SA's of exports are oil-based.
#2 is dates.

"They?"
Please elaborate.

...at the taxpayer's expense, let us not forget.
(Protected by Secret Service agents who are not being paid)

How much did this fiasco cost the taxpayers? Not just for the trial, but to send... eight? ten? ...federal agents to arrest him.

The Costco near Pirro's house should stock up on wineboxes, STAT.

I believe we already have a contract vehicle in place with CECOT in El Salvador. Works for me.

Voters in 2024: Stuff costs too much!
GOP: OK, we're going to implement massive tariffs, give tax breaks to the rich, start arresting and deporting nannies and dishwashers, bomb Venezuelan boats, rip down 1/3 of the White House, and shut down the government.
Why aren't you happy??

He should play the Katie Miller card: if you criticize Patel, you are automatically making racial slurs against all Indian-Americans.

It’s a multi prong attack: do mid-cycle reapportionment, suppress the vote, eliminate early and mail-in votes, shut down polling places with federal troops and,finally,just refuse to seat democrats.

There was a time when I thought I the dumbest gop candidate possible was Reagan. Then Dubya. Then Sarah Palin. Then Herschel.

I was wrong.

She'll be happier once she comes out.