Emotional Support Cyborg🔜🇩🇴🇻🇮🇰🇳, VF'26
@polar-captain.bsky.social
Emotional Support Human. 🔞-nsfw, he/him, chaotic pan.
Furry con cologne.
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Furry con cologne.
Con fit.
October 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Con fit.
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Gonna be hosting my first panel / event at @howloween.ca
BINGO!
We'll be in the fraser room on thursday the 23rd from 6:30 - 7:45 !
Come hang out in an eerily quiet room while tension steadily grows with each called number until you are swear and uncomfortable and hopefully win a prize idk
BINGO!
We'll be in the fraser room on thursday the 23rd from 6:30 - 7:45 !
Come hang out in an eerily quiet room while tension steadily grows with each called number until you are swear and uncomfortable and hopefully win a prize idk
October 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Gonna be hosting my first panel / event at @howloween.ca
BINGO!
We'll be in the fraser room on thursday the 23rd from 6:30 - 7:45 !
Come hang out in an eerily quiet room while tension steadily grows with each called number until you are swear and uncomfortable and hopefully win a prize idk
BINGO!
We'll be in the fraser room on thursday the 23rd from 6:30 - 7:45 !
Come hang out in an eerily quiet room while tension steadily grows with each called number until you are swear and uncomfortable and hopefully win a prize idk
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Me and @polar-captain.bsky.social are gonna be mailmen at Howloween on Saturday night!
October 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Me and @polar-captain.bsky.social are gonna be mailmen at Howloween on Saturday night!
📼 no. 10: Lisa Frankenstein.
Score one for the monster fuckers! Oozing with 80's vibes and... actual ooze, we get a vibrant revenge story through nostalgic tinted glasses. Some of the acting is a little off, and has more than a few WTF moments but still a fun watch.
🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️/5
Score one for the monster fuckers! Oozing with 80's vibes and... actual ooze, we get a vibrant revenge story through nostalgic tinted glasses. Some of the acting is a little off, and has more than a few WTF moments but still a fun watch.
🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️/5
October 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
📼 no. 10: Lisa Frankenstein.
Score one for the monster fuckers! Oozing with 80's vibes and... actual ooze, we get a vibrant revenge story through nostalgic tinted glasses. Some of the acting is a little off, and has more than a few WTF moments but still a fun watch.
🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️/5
Score one for the monster fuckers! Oozing with 80's vibes and... actual ooze, we get a vibrant revenge story through nostalgic tinted glasses. Some of the acting is a little off, and has more than a few WTF moments but still a fun watch.
🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️/5
📼 no. 9: The Pyramid.
Putting the Mid, back in Pyramid. Semi-found footage horror that had some really cool ideas and a promising setting should have made for a great time, but most of the characters being unlikable, and ps2 graphic cgi monsters really hold the whole thing back.
🎃🎃/5
Putting the Mid, back in Pyramid. Semi-found footage horror that had some really cool ideas and a promising setting should have made for a great time, but most of the characters being unlikable, and ps2 graphic cgi monsters really hold the whole thing back.
🎃🎃/5
October 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
📼 no. 9: The Pyramid.
Putting the Mid, back in Pyramid. Semi-found footage horror that had some really cool ideas and a promising setting should have made for a great time, but most of the characters being unlikable, and ps2 graphic cgi monsters really hold the whole thing back.
🎃🎃/5
Putting the Mid, back in Pyramid. Semi-found footage horror that had some really cool ideas and a promising setting should have made for a great time, but most of the characters being unlikable, and ps2 graphic cgi monsters really hold the whole thing back.
🎃🎃/5
📼 no. 8: The Monkey.
Holy shit. So, I had zero interest in this initially due to the tone of the trailers. This is hands down one of the best dark comedy horrors I've ever seen. Over the top, elaborate death scenes with cinematography by the same director of Longlegs was a perfect blend.
🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵/5
Holy shit. So, I had zero interest in this initially due to the tone of the trailers. This is hands down one of the best dark comedy horrors I've ever seen. Over the top, elaborate death scenes with cinematography by the same director of Longlegs was a perfect blend.
🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵/5
October 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
📼 no. 8: The Monkey.
Holy shit. So, I had zero interest in this initially due to the tone of the trailers. This is hands down one of the best dark comedy horrors I've ever seen. Over the top, elaborate death scenes with cinematography by the same director of Longlegs was a perfect blend.
🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵/5
Holy shit. So, I had zero interest in this initially due to the tone of the trailers. This is hands down one of the best dark comedy horrors I've ever seen. Over the top, elaborate death scenes with cinematography by the same director of Longlegs was a perfect blend.
🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵/5
📼 no. 7: Paranorman.
Fully stop motion with lots of heart. One of the rare kids horror movies that balances the dark atmosphere without being too tame. Great characters, style and a great message. Will be watching again very soon.
"Ow, my b🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃bs!"/5
Fully stop motion with lots of heart. One of the rare kids horror movies that balances the dark atmosphere without being too tame. Great characters, style and a great message. Will be watching again very soon.
"Ow, my b🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃bs!"/5
October 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
📼 no. 7: Paranorman.
Fully stop motion with lots of heart. One of the rare kids horror movies that balances the dark atmosphere without being too tame. Great characters, style and a great message. Will be watching again very soon.
"Ow, my b🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃bs!"/5
Fully stop motion with lots of heart. One of the rare kids horror movies that balances the dark atmosphere without being too tame. Great characters, style and a great message. Will be watching again very soon.
"Ow, my b🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃bs!"/5
📼 no. 6: The Dead Don't Die.
Oh wow. Ok. So this one started promising then really started to lose steam for me. Lots of 4th wall breaking and just wanting to be a Wes Anderson movie so badly. However, Adam Driver and Tilda Swinton were hilarious and worth the watch.
🎃🎃/5
Oh wow. Ok. So this one started promising then really started to lose steam for me. Lots of 4th wall breaking and just wanting to be a Wes Anderson movie so badly. However, Adam Driver and Tilda Swinton were hilarious and worth the watch.
🎃🎃/5
October 13, 2025 at 7:39 AM
📼 no. 6: The Dead Don't Die.
Oh wow. Ok. So this one started promising then really started to lose steam for me. Lots of 4th wall breaking and just wanting to be a Wes Anderson movie so badly. However, Adam Driver and Tilda Swinton were hilarious and worth the watch.
🎃🎃/5
Oh wow. Ok. So this one started promising then really started to lose steam for me. Lots of 4th wall breaking and just wanting to be a Wes Anderson movie so badly. However, Adam Driver and Tilda Swinton were hilarious and worth the watch.
🎃🎃/5
📼 no. 5: Longlegs.
Another solid banger. Super creepy and tense with a healthy dose of the supernatural. I was always looking for little things in the background. Satanic glam rock Nic Cage silences the lambs all over Ft. Langley.
Not 🎃nce, not 🎃🎃ice, but as many 🎃's, as he liiiikes!
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃/5
Another solid banger. Super creepy and tense with a healthy dose of the supernatural. I was always looking for little things in the background. Satanic glam rock Nic Cage silences the lambs all over Ft. Langley.
Not 🎃nce, not 🎃🎃ice, but as many 🎃's, as he liiiikes!
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃/5
October 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
📼 no. 5: Longlegs.
Another solid banger. Super creepy and tense with a healthy dose of the supernatural. I was always looking for little things in the background. Satanic glam rock Nic Cage silences the lambs all over Ft. Langley.
Not 🎃nce, not 🎃🎃ice, but as many 🎃's, as he liiiikes!
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃/5
Another solid banger. Super creepy and tense with a healthy dose of the supernatural. I was always looking for little things in the background. Satanic glam rock Nic Cage silences the lambs all over Ft. Langley.
Not 🎃nce, not 🎃🎃ice, but as many 🎃's, as he liiiikes!
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃/5
📼 no.4: The Lighthouse.
I'm kinda surprised it took me this long to watch this one.
Another fantastic, dark, and stunning descent into madness by Eggers that leaves you questioning what truly is real and what is a nautical nightmare.
Just like his lobster, I was quite fond of this one.
🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞/5
I'm kinda surprised it took me this long to watch this one.
Another fantastic, dark, and stunning descent into madness by Eggers that leaves you questioning what truly is real and what is a nautical nightmare.
Just like his lobster, I was quite fond of this one.
🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞/5
October 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
📼 no.4: The Lighthouse.
I'm kinda surprised it took me this long to watch this one.
Another fantastic, dark, and stunning descent into madness by Eggers that leaves you questioning what truly is real and what is a nautical nightmare.
Just like his lobster, I was quite fond of this one.
🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞/5
I'm kinda surprised it took me this long to watch this one.
Another fantastic, dark, and stunning descent into madness by Eggers that leaves you questioning what truly is real and what is a nautical nightmare.
Just like his lobster, I was quite fond of this one.
🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞/5
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There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much
October 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much
📼 no. 3: Nosferatu
This remake, loosely based off of the literary classic Scott Pilgrim, is a treat for those who not only want to see vampire dong but to witness it in action.
Joking aside, cinematography was beautiful, gothic, and macabre. Much more of a slow burn but never felt too long.
Pt.1
This remake, loosely based off of the literary classic Scott Pilgrim, is a treat for those who not only want to see vampire dong but to witness it in action.
Joking aside, cinematography was beautiful, gothic, and macabre. Much more of a slow burn but never felt too long.
Pt.1
October 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
📼 no. 3: Nosferatu
This remake, loosely based off of the literary classic Scott Pilgrim, is a treat for those who not only want to see vampire dong but to witness it in action.
Joking aside, cinematography was beautiful, gothic, and macabre. Much more of a slow burn but never felt too long.
Pt.1
This remake, loosely based off of the literary classic Scott Pilgrim, is a treat for those who not only want to see vampire dong but to witness it in action.
Joking aside, cinematography was beautiful, gothic, and macabre. Much more of a slow burn but never felt too long.
Pt.1
📼 no. 2: The Last Voyage of the Demeter.
I remember seeing this trailer with the slowed down "the world is a vampire" Smashing Pumpkins sting and never paid it much mind.
Decently fun movie that takes inspiration from the captain's log portion of the original Dracula novel. No vamp dong sadly
🎃🎃🎃
I remember seeing this trailer with the slowed down "the world is a vampire" Smashing Pumpkins sting and never paid it much mind.
Decently fun movie that takes inspiration from the captain's log portion of the original Dracula novel. No vamp dong sadly
🎃🎃🎃
October 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
📼 no. 2: The Last Voyage of the Demeter.
I remember seeing this trailer with the slowed down "the world is a vampire" Smashing Pumpkins sting and never paid it much mind.
Decently fun movie that takes inspiration from the captain's log portion of the original Dracula novel. No vamp dong sadly
🎃🎃🎃
I remember seeing this trailer with the slowed down "the world is a vampire" Smashing Pumpkins sting and never paid it much mind.
Decently fun movie that takes inspiration from the captain's log portion of the original Dracula novel. No vamp dong sadly
🎃🎃🎃
📼 no. 1: M3gan.
Honestly. A lot more fun than I expected. It felt like neat little callback to the slasher movies like Child's Play, and other murderous toy plots but with a fun furby angle.
Pretty stoked for the second one where she's a superhero or something.
M🎃🎃🎃gan/5
Honestly. A lot more fun than I expected. It felt like neat little callback to the slasher movies like Child's Play, and other murderous toy plots but with a fun furby angle.
Pretty stoked for the second one where she's a superhero or something.
M🎃🎃🎃gan/5
October 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
📼 no. 1: M3gan.
Honestly. A lot more fun than I expected. It felt like neat little callback to the slasher movies like Child's Play, and other murderous toy plots but with a fun furby angle.
Pretty stoked for the second one where she's a superhero or something.
M🎃🎃🎃gan/5
Honestly. A lot more fun than I expected. It felt like neat little callback to the slasher movies like Child's Play, and other murderous toy plots but with a fun furby angle.
Pretty stoked for the second one where she's a superhero or something.
M🎃🎃🎃gan/5
For the month of October, alongside my rewatch of every Simpsons Treehouse of Horror, I've decided to watch only horror and similar movies that I haven't seen yet.
Me and my disturbingly low sense of media literacy are in for a treat.. or trick?
Me and my disturbingly low sense of media literacy are in for a treat.. or trick?
October 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
For the month of October, alongside my rewatch of every Simpsons Treehouse of Horror, I've decided to watch only horror and similar movies that I haven't seen yet.
Me and my disturbingly low sense of media literacy are in for a treat.. or trick?
Me and my disturbingly low sense of media literacy are in for a treat.. or trick?
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A guy in Winnipeg made a 45-minute fully produced feature-film version of "Steamed Hams" modelled after Louis Malle's My Dinner With Andre, so don't you go saying Canada is broken
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...
Steamed Hams but it's a Critically Acclaimed Feature Film
YouTube video by Tyrone Deise
www.youtube.com
September 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
A guy in Winnipeg made a 45-minute fully produced feature-film version of "Steamed Hams" modelled after Louis Malle's My Dinner With Andre, so don't you go saying Canada is broken
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...
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It’s that time of year.
September 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It’s that time of year.
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My son.
September 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
My son.
Casual Crossfade Friday: different city edition.
September 20, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Casual Crossfade Friday: different city edition.
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Sparking chiitan✨
電流爆破を喰らうと過去のことを一瞬で思い出せるんですっ☆
電流爆破を喰らうと過去のことを一瞬で思い出せるんですっ☆
September 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Sparking chiitan✨
電流爆破を喰らうと過去のことを一瞬で思い出せるんですっ☆
電流爆破を喰らうと過去のことを一瞬で思い出せるんですっ☆
Shout out to whoever decided that all Digimon absolutely needed to be covered in bulging cock-veins.
September 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Shout out to whoever decided that all Digimon absolutely needed to be covered in bulging cock-veins.
"What can we add to our little creatures so differentiate them from Pokémon?"
"Guns, razors, knives! *woo!*"
"Guns, razors, knives! *woo!*"
August 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"What can we add to our little creatures so differentiate them from Pokémon?"
"Guns, razors, knives! *woo!*"
"Guns, razors, knives! *woo!*"
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Will you follow them into the void~ ;3c
Public release from June! Sub for early access to spicy content <3
Public release from June! Sub for early access to spicy content <3
August 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Will you follow them into the void~ ;3c
Public release from June! Sub for early access to spicy content <3
Public release from June! Sub for early access to spicy content <3