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I'm here to howl into the void, not to build an audience. If I follow you, it's because you posted something great.
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I'm here to troll and shitpost, and occasionally opine to the void. I have zero interest in building an audience.
If I follow you, it's because you posted something great. If you follow me, and I'm not already following you, expect to be blocked immediately.
If I follow you, it's because you posted something great. If you follow me, and I'm not already following you, expect to be blocked immediately.
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me when the AI bubble bursts
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
me when the AI bubble bursts
The tragedy here is that generative A.I. does have many legitimate use cases. It will absolutely transform some parts of the economy, and become a welcome and helpful part of everyday life for countless people ... eventually.
What's happening today has almost nothing to do with that. It's about 1/
What's happening today has almost nothing to do with that. It's about 1/
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The tragedy here is that generative A.I. does have many legitimate use cases. It will absolutely transform some parts of the economy, and become a welcome and helpful part of everyday life for countless people ... eventually.
What's happening today has almost nothing to do with that. It's about 1/
What's happening today has almost nothing to do with that. It's about 1/
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Red alert, boys. WSJ says it’s time to start dressing like Steve Zissou.
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Red alert, boys. WSJ says it’s time to start dressing like Steve Zissou.
Really digging the new Democratic catchphrase "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom."
i’m really digging the new democratic catchphrase “from the window, to the wall”
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Really digging the new Democratic catchphrase "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom."
OpenAI is testing running ads inside ChatGPT. The bubble is about to pop.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
OpenAI is testing running ads inside ChatGPT. The bubble is about to pop.
Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass, Charlie Brown.
Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of, Charlie Brown.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, “The world is a fine place and worth fighting for”, Charlie Brown. I agree with the second part.
They don't make Sunday, Charlie Brown. Because of God.
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of, Charlie Brown.
The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Charlie Brown. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Charlie Brown, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Charlie Brown. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
If it bleeds, Charlie Brown, we can kill it.
Forget it, Chuck. It’s Chinatown.
Stay out of Malibu, Charlie Brown! Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community.
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
If it bleeds, Charlie Brown, we can kill it.
This town needs an enema, Charlie Brown.
What’s the most you’ve ever lost on a coin toss, Charlie Brown?
Do you think that’s air you’re breathing, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This town needs an enema, Charlie Brown.
... All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die, Charlie Brown.
Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand Charlie Brown.
What’s the most you’ve ever lost on a coin toss, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
... All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die, Charlie Brown.
I guess we're nearing the season finale of America.
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I guess we're nearing the season finale of America.
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Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/
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Dreamed that the word “literally” was a shortening of the phrase “literary trickery” and its further shortening to “Lit’ry” was an example of—and I said this so confidently in the dream—something called “linguistic back frogging”
As far as I know literally all of this is nonsense
TY brain
As far as I know literally all of this is nonsense
TY brain
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dreamed that the word “literally” was a shortening of the phrase “literary trickery” and its further shortening to “Lit’ry” was an example of—and I said this so confidently in the dream—something called “linguistic back frogging”
As far as I know literally all of this is nonsense
TY brain
As far as I know literally all of this is nonsense
TY brain
In all honesty, this shitpost is the best idea I've heard in years.
they should make websites that turn off at night
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
In all honesty, this shitpost is the best idea I've heard in years.
Is it just me, or is his hair looking extra weird these days? Like "Sorry sir, we're past the point of no return, and this'll just have to do."
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Is it just me, or is his hair looking extra weird these days? Like "Sorry sir, we're past the point of no return, and this'll just have to do."
How exactly did the 2022 "Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers" movie happen? Who was the audience for this supposed to be?
October 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
How exactly did the 2022 "Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers" movie happen? Who was the audience for this supposed to be?
It's astonishing to me that we haven't collectively realized that we are nearing the end of the First Act of World War III.
October 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It's astonishing to me that we haven't collectively realized that we are nearing the end of the First Act of World War III.
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I would like to have Werner Herzog and Patrick Warburton duel with pistols for the honor of delivering my eulogy
October 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I would like to have Werner Herzog and Patrick Warburton duel with pistols for the honor of delivering my eulogy
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So we’re now paying federal taxes so Donald Trump can withdraw them from the Treasury like it’s his own personal bank account? Really?
October 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
So we’re now paying federal taxes so Donald Trump can withdraw them from the Treasury like it’s his own personal bank account? Really?
Every elected office at the Federal level should be limited to one term.
The more people we get with experience in governing, the better.
The less people who see working as an elected official as a career, the better.
The more people we get with experience in governing, the better.
The less people who see working as an elected official as a career, the better.
October 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Every elected office at the Federal level should be limited to one term.
The more people we get with experience in governing, the better.
The less people who see working as an elected official as a career, the better.
The more people we get with experience in governing, the better.
The less people who see working as an elected official as a career, the better.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
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Going to the Olive Garden to pick up chicks in my fursona weeb dumpster
October 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Going to the Olive Garden to pick up chicks in my fursona weeb dumpster