Especially since they released a statement saying things SHOULD only be de-indexed and not removed (and contact them if stuff isn't appearing in your purchases), and that they're looking for alternatives for processors.

Not really fair when it always has massive caveats like "Your body continues aging" or "You can't feel positive emotions ever again" or "you must drink baby blood". You don't tend to get stories where someone becomes immortal, no strings attached, and loves it. No conflict to write about in those.

Nah, mayo FTW (tho aioli beats both tbh)

As an outsider looking in, i've been predicting a civil war since he declared he was running a second time. I wonder how quickly the military would be fractured if they started sending them to towns that refused to recognise him as their leader