Poisoned
@poisonedal.bsky.social
I make things and no one has yet been able to stop me.
Ever wonder why your choices don't matter in a "your choices matter" game? Well it's because gets complicated. FAST! Even with dedicated non-linier story writing tools. Tho I highly recommend it as it's a lot of fun making a "choose your own adventure" book!
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Ever wonder why your choices don't matter in a "your choices matter" game? Well it's because gets complicated. FAST! Even with dedicated non-linier story writing tools. Tho I highly recommend it as it's a lot of fun making a "choose your own adventure" book!
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
The thing about #gamedev is that there's always another rabbit hole to dive down. You learn one thing, and several another new things will pop up behind it. I've had to stop myself a few times. Like today.
"The default lens flare is FINE! You DON'T need to learn how to make your own yet!"
"The default lens flare is FINE! You DON'T need to learn how to make your own yet!"
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The thing about #gamedev is that there's always another rabbit hole to dive down. You learn one thing, and several another new things will pop up behind it. I've had to stop myself a few times. Like today.
"The default lens flare is FINE! You DON'T need to learn how to make your own yet!"
"The default lens flare is FINE! You DON'T need to learn how to make your own yet!"
@phisnom.com When you're out tomorrow, you might want to grab a can of contact cleaner. XLR plugs get shit and oxidation on them all the time. I use isopropyl alcohol myself as a fix all.
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
@phisnom.com When you're out tomorrow, you might want to grab a can of contact cleaner. XLR plugs get shit and oxidation on them all the time. I use isopropyl alcohol myself as a fix all.
Third project? Oh yeah. I've not shown much of the second yet. Started as a game jam thing and now I want to finish it.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Third project? Oh yeah. I've not shown much of the second yet. Started as a game jam thing and now I want to finish it.
Me: "Right! I had a few days off, so let's concentrate and get caught back up!"
Brain: "Let's humm this on repeat!"
youtu.be/d5P5Tz3VH94
Brain: "Let's humm this on repeat!"
youtu.be/d5P5Tz3VH94
ALESTORM - Hangover (Taio Cruz Cover) | Napalm Records
YouTube video by Napalm Records
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November 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Me: "Right! I had a few days off, so let's concentrate and get caught back up!"
Brain: "Let's humm this on repeat!"
youtu.be/d5P5Tz3VH94
Brain: "Let's humm this on repeat!"
youtu.be/d5P5Tz3VH94
Ugh! I hate trying to relax. I get bored and anxious if I'm not doing something. Why the greasy buggery couldn't I have this problem 20 years ago?
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Ugh! I hate trying to relax. I get bored and anxious if I'm not doing something. Why the greasy buggery couldn't I have this problem 20 years ago?
Don't get me wrong. Making stuff for other creators that will appreciate it is cool. It's making stuff for a soulless corporation I don't get. They don't care about you (and NEVER will) so why give a shit about them?
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Don't get me wrong. Making stuff for other creators that will appreciate it is cool. It's making stuff for a soulless corporation I don't get. They don't care about you (and NEVER will) so why give a shit about them?
Like all those Pokemon fan games that get fucked by Nintendo's lawyers. You KNOW that will happen. Why not make your own thing? I have so many of my own ideas I have no clue why people want to use someone else’s IP. I mean steal IDEAS all you like. It's morally correct to steal those from Nintendo!
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Like all those Pokemon fan games that get fucked by Nintendo's lawyers. You KNOW that will happen. Why not make your own thing? I have so many of my own ideas I have no clue why people want to use someone else’s IP. I mean steal IDEAS all you like. It's morally correct to steal those from Nintendo!
Okay. I feel a little chatty now I shouldn't be doing the better things I should be doing. Here's the thing. I don't get making fan content. Why spend days, YEARS even, making something that will get copyright claimed by a soulless corporation? If you love something, make something like it.
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Okay. I feel a little chatty now I shouldn't be doing the better things I should be doing. Here's the thing. I don't get making fan content. Why spend days, YEARS even, making something that will get copyright claimed by a soulless corporation? If you love something, make something like it.
Oh yeah! Here's a doodle of @projectionedge.bsky.social I made a few days ago to make the voices stop!
They only tell me to look at porn and eat chocolate biscuits, but they are quite tiresome.
They only tell me to look at porn and eat chocolate biscuits, but they are quite tiresome.
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Oh yeah! Here's a doodle of @projectionedge.bsky.social I made a few days ago to make the voices stop!
They only tell me to look at porn and eat chocolate biscuits, but they are quite tiresome.
They only tell me to look at porn and eat chocolate biscuits, but they are quite tiresome.
I wish I did so much more when I was younger. But don't we all? You had all the time in the world back then and Team Fortress 2 wasn't going to play itself! Still. A few days off won't hurt. It won't last because I just enjoy making "stuff" too much.
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I wish I did so much more when I was younger. But don't we all? You had all the time in the world back then and Team Fortress 2 wasn't going to play itself! Still. A few days off won't hurt. It won't last because I just enjoy making "stuff" too much.
I hate this. Getting out of hospital lit a fire under me but sadly I'm not 20 any more. I've been giving myself monthly goals and I have been beating them and escalating the challenge each time. I might have to back off on that a little. Still winning at no nut November tho! HAHA!
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I hate this. Getting out of hospital lit a fire under me but sadly I'm not 20 any more. I've been giving myself monthly goals and I have been beating them and escalating the challenge each time. I might have to back off on that a little. Still winning at no nut November tho! HAHA!
Few the last few months. I've been killing it. Creating loads of stuff for the comic and games (I have two now coz I'm stupid) I'm making. But a few days ago I got given glasses and last night my hand felt numb and I have that strapped up. I feel very old all of a sudden.
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Few the last few months. I've been killing it. Creating loads of stuff for the comic and games (I have two now coz I'm stupid) I'm making. But a few days ago I got given glasses and last night my hand felt numb and I have that strapped up. I feel very old all of a sudden.
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I've been a bit quite on here, as I have better things to do than doom-scroll. But I've been busy.
November 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I've been a bit quite on here, as I have better things to do than doom-scroll. But I've been busy.
You know what's good for creativity? Spending six months in hospital. There's nothing like having your mortality sitting there with a huge, shit-eating grin on its face to get you motivated.
I don't recommend it tho.
I don't recommend it tho.
November 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You know what's good for creativity? Spending six months in hospital. There's nothing like having your mortality sitting there with a huge, shit-eating grin on its face to get you motivated.
I don't recommend it tho.
I don't recommend it tho.
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Imagine texting a beautiful woman with this.
October 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Imagine texting a beautiful woman with this.
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Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.
October 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.
September 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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![Comic. Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure. [mockup of “2x4” piece of wood showing the dimensions as 1½“ by 3 ½“] Dimensional lumber sizes are tricky. A “2x4” is actually 1½“ by 3 ½“, and a “1x8” is ¾“ by 7⅛“. [two tape measures: one is labeled 12’, the other 12’*] If you know someone into carpentry or woodworking, get them our *dimensional lumber tape measure*. [A “normal tape measure” with even increments and a “dimensional lumber tape measure” with increments at different lengths for each inch] *Don’t tell them you got it*—just leave it in their toolbox. They’ll appreciate the surprise when all their measurements work out!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigv4ewit5j2o4jyy5twrm5kz4bv5iq7ve72fg7b6dncksdluntfnq@jpeg)
September 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A lukewarm take of mine is that "souls-like" is short for "tedious slog that doesn’t respect your time." I have almost zero interest to play them. I don't want to "git gud!" I've got way too many games in my Steam library to play, let alone ones that are CBT!
September 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A lukewarm take of mine is that "souls-like" is short for "tedious slog that doesn’t respect your time." I have almost zero interest to play them. I don't want to "git gud!" I've got way too many games in my Steam library to play, let alone ones that are CBT!