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I make things and no one has yet been able to stop me.
Ever wonder why your choices don't matter in a "your choices matter" game? Well it's because gets complicated. FAST! Even with dedicated non-linier story writing tools. Tho I highly recommend it as it's a lot of fun making a "choose your own adventure" book!
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The thing about #gamedev is that there's always another rabbit hole to dive down. You learn one thing, and several another new things will pop up behind it. I've had to stop myself a few times. Like today.

"The default lens flare is FINE! You DON'T need to learn how to make your own yet!"
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I'm a grown adult. #gamedev
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
@phisnom.com When you're out tomorrow, you might want to grab a can of contact cleaner. XLR plugs get shit and oxidation on them all the time. I use isopropyl alcohol myself as a fix all.
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Third project? Oh yeah. I've not shown much of the second yet. Started as a game jam thing and now I want to finish it.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
*Makes a short test to learn non-linear story tools. Accidentally starts 3rd game project*

God damn it! #GameDev
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Me: "Right! I had a few days off, so let's concentrate and get caught back up!"

Brain: "Let's humm this on repeat!"
youtu.be/d5P5Tz3VH94
ALESTORM - Hangover (Taio Cruz Cover) | Napalm Records
YouTube video by Napalm Records
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Ugh! I hate trying to relax. I get bored and anxious if I'm not doing something. Why the greasy buggery couldn't I have this problem 20 years ago?
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Don't get me wrong. Making stuff for other creators that will appreciate it is cool. It's making stuff for a soulless corporation I don't get. They don't care about you (and NEVER will) so why give a shit about them?
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Like all those Pokemon fan games that get fucked by Nintendo's lawyers. You KNOW that will happen. Why not make your own thing? I have so many of my own ideas I have no clue why people want to use someone else’s IP. I mean steal IDEAS all you like. It's morally correct to steal those from Nintendo!
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Okay. I feel a little chatty now I shouldn't be doing the better things I should be doing. Here's the thing. I don't get making fan content. Why spend days, YEARS even, making something that will get copyright claimed by a soulless corporation? If you love something, make something like it.
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Oh yeah! Here's a doodle of @projectionedge.bsky.social I made a few days ago to make the voices stop!

They only tell me to look at porn and eat chocolate biscuits, but they are quite tiresome.
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I wish I did so much more when I was younger. But don't we all? You had all the time in the world back then and Team Fortress 2 wasn't going to play itself! Still. A few days off won't hurt. It won't last because I just enjoy making "stuff" too much.
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I hate this. Getting out of hospital lit a fire under me but sadly I'm not 20 any more. I've been giving myself monthly goals and I have been beating them and escalating the challenge each time. I might have to back off on that a little. Still winning at no nut November tho! HAHA!
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Few the last few months. I've been killing it. Creating loads of stuff for the comic and games (I have two now coz I'm stupid) I'm making. But a few days ago I got given glasses and last night my hand felt numb and I have that strapped up. I feel very old all of a sudden.
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Hey.
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I've been a bit quite on here, as I have better things to do than doom-scroll. But I've been busy.
November 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You know what's good for creativity? Spending six months in hospital. There's nothing like having your mortality sitting there with a huge, shit-eating grin on its face to get you motivated.

I don't recommend it tho.
November 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Imagine texting a beautiful woman with this.
October 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.
October 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Yes I enjoy making up stupid, rude brand names that are references. You can't stop me!
#GameDev #IndieDev #SoloDev #AwMeDev
September 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
September 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure

xkcd.com/3138/
September 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A lukewarm take of mine is that "souls-like" is short for "tedious slog that doesn’t respect your time." I have almost zero interest to play them. I don't want to "git gud!" I've got way too many games in my Steam library to play, let alone ones that are CBT!
September 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM