pocketprogrammer.bsky.social
@pocketprogrammer.bsky.social
Hello. I’m a math teacher and amateur video game developer. My “company” (me and my kids) has a YouTube channel. Check it out.

https://youtube.com/@chainmailsupernovae?si=3XrXhulTdclTutfe
We are just a few hours away from my favorite holiday song.

youtu.be/7PjEkKAYygw?...
Faith No More - Black Friday (Official Music Video - Unofficially)
YouTube video by Tom Walsh Film
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November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
But like, GOOD bad, right?
I put on the old Running Man movie with Arnold. I knew it was bad. I forgot exactly HOW bad.

Also…it has Jesse Ventura with hair. I didn’t recognize him at first.

The deep fake stuff is eery though.
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I had two dreams last night. In the first one, nearly 200 republican congressmen and senators resigned just all at once. In the other, I came into a sub of $19,341. Well, tonight I received an unexpected inheritance of $20,000. There’s still time left for dream umber one to be almost accurate.
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Can contracts contain severe punishments, like prison time, as clauses? I want to make a crypto currency that cannot be bought or sold with any other currency. You can buy and sell things, and you can earn it, but you can never trade it for $USD. (Or any other currency.)
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My most hated ad concept of the day is definitely, “here is the most cliched hipster douche we could find, and he’s talking into an expensive looking microphone. Wait, also in studio? Another hipster douche with a man bun. Anyway, here’s an obvious crypto scam.”
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Anyone have experience selling TTRPG supplements through Drive Thru RPG, or other such places? I’ve started work on two projects, one smallish, one huge. I’m just curious if I’m wasting my time.
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
When I thought my band was going to be famous, I made a vow to never let the audience sing along. I was going to stop mid-song and ask, “how many of you paid a bunch of money to listen to the guy next to you sing? No one? Great. Now shut up and let us play.”
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I am making a supplement for TTRPGs (mainly D and D, but it is somewhat system agnostic.). I made the background image and I’m using LaTeX to make tables and boxes. I have to stop being amazed by how good it looks if I ever plan on finishing. (*Im not bragging, my stuff is just usually crap.)
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I was sitting on a step stool the other day, and my daughter told me I looked like an elf on a shelf. I responded, “Actually, I’m a dad on a lad…..der.” My humor is wasted on the youth.
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“Armistice Day has become Veterans' Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans' Day is not. So I will throw Veteran's Day over my shoulder. Armistice Day I will keep. I don't want to throw away any sacred things.

What else is sacred? Oh, Romeo and Juliet, for instance.

And all music is."

-Vonnegut
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It’s Red, White, and Blue day at my school. Here are some closeups of what me and my kids are wearing. And it turns out, we are FAR from the only ones. Even the superintendent is wearing black. (Probably coincidental, but I’m counting it.)
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I honestly don’t think MAGA k owns who the president is. In my town, over the last two weeks, two NEW (not old and just never got taken down) new flags have been put up on people’s porches: “don’t blame me I voted for Trump” and “Fuck Biden.”
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I haven’t showered in 6 days, and I feel awesome about that.
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I got my Covid and flu shots after voting yesterday. It was all fine yesterday. But I’m not enjoying the election results as much as I should right now.
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Pittsburgh’s defense reminding the Colts offense just how good they aren’t.
November 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It’s America’s Pastime, but Trump is about to let a Canadian Team win it. We must impeach now!
November 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Our country needs a Colonel Stanton.
October 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Is it still legal to fart on Trump tower? Asking for a future political prisoner.
October 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Monosolaran civilization #1 was destroyed by a bunch of racist assholes who didn’t want a pedophile to go to prison.
October 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I have 12 blood related aunts. I don’t. Are for any of them. Aunt Patricia is family no matter what blood says.
i cannot believe that “mamdani calls a close adult relative an ‘aunt’ even if they are not literally their parent’s sister” is what counts as a “scandal” these days
October 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Small acts of defiance. Just stood in the way of a Trump hat wearing pedo, and made him go all the way around me. I will not move an inch to convenience these subhumans.
October 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
$TSLA stock price rising on Musk “Threat” to leave.
October 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I need to make friends from New Brunswick. Any future neighbors (possibly) wanna say hello?
October 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I don’t k ow that I’ve ever seen a more “rules don’t apply to me” person than the guy yesterday, smoking a cigarette next to a no-smoking sign, outside the entrance to a cancer treatment center.
October 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Cops are a necessary evil. ICE is unnecessary evil.
October 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM