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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
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despite all my rage i am still just a rat coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine
October 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
despite all my rage i am still just a rat coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine
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October is here & there are rules. First off, corn mazes are fun but they’re no place for the living. Avoid. Secondly, don’t split up to go and investigate a weird noise, that’s what they want you to do. And lastly, if you see a guy running around with a pumpkin for a head, it's too late for you.
October 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
October is here & there are rules. First off, corn mazes are fun but they’re no place for the living. Avoid. Secondly, don’t split up to go and investigate a weird noise, that’s what they want you to do. And lastly, if you see a guy running around with a pumpkin for a head, it's too late for you.
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please i am begging whoever has my voodoo doll stop making it read the news
September 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
please i am begging whoever has my voodoo doll stop making it read the news
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water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
July 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
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“Alright Dave, listen to me and listen carefully. I hid everything before I got busted. Get me outta here, and I’ll split it with you 50/50. There’s candy wrappers, toilet paper tubes, some rancid bologna, and half a Hot Pocket. Now, open up the cage before the guard comes back.”
January 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
“Alright Dave, listen to me and listen carefully. I hid everything before I got busted. Get me outta here, and I’ll split it with you 50/50. There’s candy wrappers, toilet paper tubes, some rancid bologna, and half a Hot Pocket. Now, open up the cage before the guard comes back.”
The companion piece to:
Your love is like bad venison
Bad venison is rotten meat
Your love is like bad venison
Bad venison is rotten meat
Oh we're halfway there
Oh oh running from a bear
I pushed you down
Accidentally I swear
Oh oh eaten by a bear
You were eaten by a bear
Oh oh running from a bear
I pushed you down
Accidentally I swear
Oh oh eaten by a bear
You were eaten by a bear
November 27, 2024 at 10:58 PM
The companion piece to:
Your love is like bad venison
Bad venison is rotten meat
Your love is like bad venison
Bad venison is rotten meat
This is Mad Libs journalism
"They are targeting seniors for sure, and hurting the deer in the process," says Prince Rupert woman.
Mysterious buck reveals potential AI fraud scheme targeting B.C. seniors
"They are targeting seniors for sure, and hurting the deer in the process," says Prince Rupert woman.
dlvr.it
November 23, 2024 at 5:41 AM
This is Mad Libs journalism
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omg how long have they been there
November 23, 2024 at 2:53 AM
omg how long have they been there
Tonight's wine courtesy of Frankie Goes to Hollywood
November 23, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Tonight's wine courtesy of Frankie Goes to Hollywood
If seven fishes wash up before December 25 it portends an acrimonious Berzatto-style Christmas. Fork-throwers unite!
If one oarfish landing on a beach is a sign of a disaster to come, how bad will it be if three wash up in quick succession?
A silvery 10-foot-long creature, the oarfish has fueled fisherman’s tales of sea serpents — and in some cultures has been a portent of natural disasters.
A silvery 10-foot-long creature, the oarfish has fueled fisherman’s tales of sea serpents — and in some cultures has been a portent of natural disasters.
'Doomsday fish' washed ashore in California, but what does that mean?
A silvery 10-foot long creature, the oarfish has fueled fisherman’s tales of sea serpents — and in some cultures has been a portent of natural disasters.
www.latimes.com
November 21, 2024 at 10:45 PM
If seven fishes wash up before December 25 it portends an acrimonious Berzatto-style Christmas. Fork-throwers unite!
Ohhhh, all my favourite funny people are here. Late to the party but I brought drinks!
November 21, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Ohhhh, all my favourite funny people are here. Late to the party but I brought drinks!