Paul Kellermann
pmkellermann.bsky.social
Paul Kellermann
@pmkellermann.bsky.social
Mild-mannered professor at a nonmetropolitan university / Occasional writer / Surreptitious musician / Imperfect proponent of tzedakah and tikkun olam / Incorrigible punster / LFGM
It seems that Canada could use a DOGE of its own.

(NB: Tesla sales in Canada had dropped more than 70% in the month after the US election.)

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Suspicious spike in Tesla sales in Canada
YouTube video by CTV News
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March 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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"Antisemitism in the Oval Office: A confrontation seen with a historian's eye"
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Antisemitism in the Oval Office
A confrontation seen with a historian's eye
snyder.substack.com
March 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
“Ultimately, all branding decisions will be resolved on the basis of potential benefits to the football program with cursory consideration given to the actual cost borne by students.

“At SOSU, We Triumph Financially (WTF).”

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Memo from the Office of Strategic Obfuscation @ Acronym U
From: The Office of the President of Standard Oil State University (OPSOSU) To: The SOSU Community (SOSUC)  Subject: Heuristic University…
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February 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"Standard Oil State University (SOSU) is committed to providing Equal Opportunity for all while striving to maintain compliance with Executive Orders decreeing that some opportunities remain more equal than others..."
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Memo from the Office of Strategic Obfuscation @ Acronym U
From: The Office of the President of Standard Oil State University (OPSOSU) To: The SOSU Community (SOSUC)  Subject: Heuristic University…
medium.com
February 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Friday morning memo from the Office of Strategic Obfuscation @ Acronym U

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Memo from the Office of Strategic Obfuscation @ Acronym U
From: The Office of the President of Standard Oil State University (OPSOSU) To: The SOSU Community (SOSUC)  Subject: Heuristic University…
medium.com
February 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If you find yourself succumbing to DC’s daily distractions while losing sight of more existential threats, you might consider adopting a Shakespearean perspective:

What’s in a name? That which we call the Gulf / By any other name would still have a 6705 square mile dead zone.

(¡Viva México!)
February 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
In a display of nonpartisanship, Trump shows that he supports corrupt politicians regardless of whether they’re Democrats or Republicans.
February 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The pro-metastasis movement is spreading rapidly. Make Astrocytomas Great Again.
is it woke to want to end cancer?
NEW: The N.I.H. will cut about $4 Billion from federal research grants that support cancer, virus and heart disease research.

#Project2025 called for the cuts to end subsidies to "leftist" university agendas.

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/u...
February 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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is it woke to want to end cancer?
February 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Woke up this morning and didn’t see my shadow. Turned on the lights and there it was. Went back to sleep for another six hours.
February 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM