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PM Bennett
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I'm a cat rescuer and wrangler, writer and editor, and source of many terrible jokes and puns.
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We are in an age of darkness and a time of monsters. Be a light to those who are lost and a lifeline to those who are hopeless.
Look, I ❤️ Hazbin Hotel & season 2 is off to a great start, but the use of "expressed permission" in episode 2 when the correct phrase is "express permission" made me face palm. Didn't ruin it, but how did it get through so many people without correction? Grrr! #hazbinhotel @vivziepop.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You can't corrupt mushroom farmers. They have morels.
October 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Kids these days deal with fears, anxieties, and dangers we can't imagine, so cut them some damn slack if they do silly videos and spend too much time on their phones, okay?!
October 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Starting today, any yarn item bought in my shop will go to vet, winter enclosure & food for Oscar Wilde. If you see something that is sold out, MSG me. I can make another. If you would like a different color or size, MSG ME. I will be adding more throughout the week so check in sporadically.
October 1, 2025 at 10:44 AM
New book idea: a barnyard spider is shamed for her slutty ways, so she has to draw a giant letter A in her web. It's titled The Charlotte Letter.
September 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A coming-of-age novel about a young cat experiencing an angst-filled weekend: Scratcher in the Rye.
September 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Ginger and Mary Ann were stranded on Gilligan's Island for so long that they experienced Minnowpause.
September 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
September 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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We are in an age of darkness and a time of monsters. Be a light to those who are lost and a lifeline to those who are hopeless.
January 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Don't engage with right wingers about Charlie Kirk. Let them vent into the void. Like children throwing a fit, they will tire of it and go back to their daily lives. Don't give them your time, energy, or emotions. Don't feed their fury.
September 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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what in the star trek discoveryesque fuck was that
September 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The season 3 finale of #StrangeNewWorlds continues the show's trend of being bad fanfic written with the emotional depth and intelligence of a 12-year-old CW fan who learned about writing from reading Hallmark cards.

Season 1: A+
Season 2: B
Season 3: D-

Such a sad decline for a once great show.
September 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
#Wednesday really missed a great opportunity for a Poe pun by naming the coffee seller Tell Tale Cafe instead of Tell Tale Cart. 😁 #seasontwo
September 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Jesus instructed his followers to go throughout the world sharing the good news, the Gospel. Not Leviticus, not the Ten Commandments, not the letters of Paul, but the good news that God loves us & brings grace & forgiveness, not judgment & damnation. Jesus ordered us to share the love of God.
September 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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The latest episode of Strange New Worlds was painfully bad. Like, I think I lost brain cells bad. The writers of that episode fundamentally do not understand Vulcans OR Romulans.
August 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"Four and a Half Vulcans" is easily one of the three worst hours of Star Trek I have ever seen, and I've watched all of it. This episode should have been shelved, burned, forgotten. I'm embarrassed for everyone involved but especially for the writers. So. Bad. #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrek
August 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If you liked "Four and a Half Vulcans," you are never allowed to make fun of "Spock's Brain" ever again. Ever. #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrek
August 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I'm ready for the end of Alex Kurtzman's tenure as #StarTrek's franchise runner. I love two of the three Kelvin movies, I love #Prodigy and #LowerDecks, and I like #StrangeNewWorlds, so I am not a hater. I just think we've seen the limits of what Kurtzman brings to the franchise. Time for new blood.
August 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The first season of Strange New Worlds was great. A+!

Season 2 was barely okay. B.

Season 3 is awful. C-.

The writing is atrocious, and the showrunners don't seem to have a clue what they want to show to be.

At this rate, I have no hopes for seasons 4 and 5. #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrek
August 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Strange facts about dog breeds #2: poodles

Standard Poodles require knowledge of how to use a stick. French Poodles oui oui on everything.
August 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Strange facts about dog breeds #1: spaniels

A Cocker Spaniel will let you leave your hat on, but a Springer Spaniel will throw chairs.
August 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This tooth abscess pain is the worst physical pain I've ever experienced. It is worse than two broken thumbs, hernia surgery, ganglion cyst surgery, and surgery to remove an ingrown toenail to the bone. It's almost as agonizing as having to sit through the full run time of The Rise of Skywalker.
August 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Another incredibly disappointing episode of #StrangeNewWorlds, "through the lens of time" and into dumb writing. I haven't paid attention to the writers this season, but it sure seems like they brought people over from Discovery or a local middle school. Loved season 1, liked season 2, hate this.
August 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
August 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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From Christ to Ghandi
Appears this truth —
St. Francis of Assisi
Proves it, too:
Goodness becomes grandeur
Surpassing might of kings.
Halos of kindness
Brighter shine
Than crowns of gold,
And brighter
Than rich diamonds
Sparkles
The simple dew
Of love.

— Langston Hughes
August 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM