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Dylan Katz
@plz.bsky.social
200 followers 100 following 650 posts
He/him
Pro computer fighter
aka @Plazmaz
running in my walled garden while my script runs in yours
https://dylankatz.com

Rave reviews:
"shame of infosec"
"insufferable cyclist"
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Halloween is over but make sure you still check
A bag of nerds gummy clusters in a box of razor blades
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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saw this comment on a late show youtube video and was struck by what a strange situation we're in. The people in frog/chicken costumes are on the front lines of protecting democracy
a youtube comment that says " To the men and women who dressed as frogs and chickens, I thank you for your bravery; I truly mean that, thank you! I love Chicago and Portland and I never thought that I would see this sadness from our government in my lifetime; to the brave protestors; thank you for your service. "
October 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I don't love this juxtaposition. What are they doing to those zoo animals?!
This tweet with another tweet directly above it about the government shutdown impacting the national zoo and a cute panda picture
October 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Can you guess the day they ordered the officers to Virginia? (still nowhere near the bump that happened when Ozzie died rip)
a trend over time of results for "generals gathered in their masses", "black masses", and "war pigs" over time with a HUGE spike on Sep 26th, 2025 dozens of witches gathered in black masses in military facades with medals pinned to their chests.
October 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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It LITERALLY writes itself. Larry didn't want to go but Leon didn't want to waste the opportunity for a party and went instead posing as some fancy corporate investor.
A snippet from NY times' article listing Leon Black as one of the people who signed Epstein's book
September 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Oh good they're pushing out a patch now
This tweet with another tweet right below it on the discover feed that says "Heatwave patch" and has some screenshot of a mixing application or something
July 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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oh
Three derpy dragons
June 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Are these the big balls that are trending?
Jen's tweet with another tweet below it that says "Whoaaaa" and "Big Balls" is a trending topic
June 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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A Simpsons scene with two monkeys fighting labeled as trump and Elon, surrounded by a crowd cheering them on labeled as every human on earth
June 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I love that I can see a cool snake, snap a picture, and go on the internet and ask a snake expert what snake it is and literally within 20 minutes a snake person told me the exact species of snake and gave me info about distinguishing features. Amazing
A rattlesnake next to a big rock (a prairie rattlesnake to be specific!)
May 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Wait wtf is THIS true or just a hallucination?
Google AI overview for "ready.gov changes executive order" that states a 2025 EO shifted disaster preparedness responsibilities from federal govt to state and local govt
May 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Even though I don't notice anything obvious I have no idea if I can trust anything on this website because of that header... Man when public safety gets politicized shit gets weird
The homepage for ready.gov with a header stating: "Ready.gov is being updated to comply with President Trump's Executive Orders. Thank you for your patience and understanding."
May 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Yeah a few
The Google result for "max" with the sub-heading "still have questions?" H highlighted
May 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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ai is so cool
big block of text of google explaining what a piezoelectric club sandwich is
May 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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us balance of power seems to be heading this direction
A scary dragon named "executive", a scary dragon named "judicial", and a stupid derpy dragon named "legislative"
April 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Washington State is so freaking sick
My dog looking at a wind turbine looming in the mist. In the background there's thick fog and the outline of a snowy peak. Little bits of blue sky peek out
December 28, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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The new 520 lid is SWEET
A paved path with nice landscaping and lights on both sides A view of lake Washington from a little rest area on the new lid.
December 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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This morning's Strands made me realize I know more types of Beatles than I do members of the band and I'm ok with that
Today's theme: Beatlemania!
December 2, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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Dangerous Halloween costume recommendation (don't go near police)
The Turkish Olympic shooting competitor that was famous for being casually dressed, wearing a turkey Tshirt, with one hand in his pocket and the other pointing a gun
October 20, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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Meanwhile whenever I come home
A scene from the show community, broken glass everywhere, there's a ton of stuff on fire, and people hunched over in a corner
April 14, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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really????? the wallpaper app???? I just want your cool animal pics, I don't want your browser
A notification from Bing Wallpaper recommending I change my browser settings to use Bing (and presumably edge as well, but they don't mention it explicitly)
April 5, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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Frame 1: A man riding a bicycle holding a stick labeled "making a process" Frame 2: the man putting the stick in his spokes, with the text "using a process" Frame 3: the man on the ground holding his knee in pain, with the text "wondering what idiot designed this process"
April 3, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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oh
A headline stating "Cicadas could 'stream jets' of urine on you this spring, researchers day" with a picture of a big gross cicada
March 20, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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this car has a powerful aura. tag urself, im "this man ate my son"
A car with the license plate 8443 and a bunch of stickers. Notably: "Drive fast eat ass" "If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair" "Don't honk at me I'll cum" "Bestie, please let me merge" And "Honk if you don't exist" Also "This man ate my son" with a picture of Ted Cruz
March 1, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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Had a fun lil bike ride last weekend. It was nice of the Kitsap Sun to blur out my face for privacy in this picture.
A picture of several people riding bikes off of a ferry and onto a road. At the front of the group there's an out of focus man riding out of his saddle, smiling
March 1, 2024 at 7:19 PM