Playground Abominology
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Everybody knows about gorses and humans, but what about the other strangeness lurking around the playground? At Playground Abominology, we search for these oddities to contain them for your safety
Remember: The people can't be safe until the playground is
Remember: The people can't be safe until the playground is
Apologies for the hiatus but we've recently been investigating a variety of missing people cases and they all linked back to this strange building, we tried knocking on the door but... nothing happened
April 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Apologies for the hiatus but we've recently been investigating a variety of missing people cases and they all linked back to this strange building, we tried knocking on the door but... nothing happened
The Lankyman: This entity seems to have telekinetic powers as well as the ability to teleport. It seems docile until it feels that it is being threatened, in which case, it will attack
February 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The Lankyman: This entity seems to have telekinetic powers as well as the ability to teleport. It seems docile until it feels that it is being threatened, in which case, it will attack
We found that thing again and tried to capture it, it seemed to notice our intentions, however, as it then used telekinesis to throw a box at three of our men. We're going to need to incapacitate this if we want to catch it
February 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
We found that thing again and tried to capture it, it seemed to notice our intentions, however, as it then used telekinesis to throw a box at three of our men. We're going to need to incapacitate this if we want to catch it
Something strange was caught near the sea. We tried to get a closer picture after this one, but it seemed to vanish, teleport even. All funding will go into capturing this specimen
February 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Something strange was caught near the sea. We tried to get a closer picture after this one, but it seemed to vanish, teleport even. All funding will go into capturing this specimen
The Quadruped:
A creature with a similar structure to a dog, Quadrupeds are extremely aggressive to humans if they are to get too close to them, It is noticeably more mobile than the vortex is, which makes evading it more difficult.
A creature with a similar structure to a dog, Quadrupeds are extremely aggressive to humans if they are to get too close to them, It is noticeably more mobile than the vortex is, which makes evading it more difficult.
January 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The Quadruped:
A creature with a similar structure to a dog, Quadrupeds are extremely aggressive to humans if they are to get too close to them, It is noticeably more mobile than the vortex is, which makes evading it more difficult.
A creature with a similar structure to a dog, Quadrupeds are extremely aggressive to humans if they are to get too close to them, It is noticeably more mobile than the vortex is, which makes evading it more difficult.
Great news! The exterminator successfully purged all of the gorses. Progress on containing a Quadruped specimen has resumed
January 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Great news! The exterminator successfully purged all of the gorses. Progress on containing a Quadruped specimen has resumed
Unfortunately, due to a gorse infestation, the containment of the quadruped specimen has been postponed. An extermination team is on their way to purge these gorses
January 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Unfortunately, due to a gorse infestation, the containment of the quadruped specimen has been postponed. An extermination team is on their way to purge these gorses
Seems like this one's more animalistic in nature...
January 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Seems like this one's more animalistic in nature...
Some of our research team have found a species of abomination that look like quadrupedal humans, we're hoping to contain a specimen to study its behaviour
January 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Some of our research team have found a species of abomination that look like quadrupedal humans, we're hoping to contain a specimen to study its behaviour
The vortex:
One of the most common of the Playground Abominations. A vortex can come in all shapes and sizes, as it's just a person's body parts spread out, but the feet are always at the bottom, so it can move. They have a friendly demeanor, however, getting too close can get you maimed or worse..
One of the most common of the Playground Abominations. A vortex can come in all shapes and sizes, as it's just a person's body parts spread out, but the feet are always at the bottom, so it can move. They have a friendly demeanor, however, getting too close can get you maimed or worse..
January 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The vortex:
One of the most common of the Playground Abominations. A vortex can come in all shapes and sizes, as it's just a person's body parts spread out, but the feet are always at the bottom, so it can move. They have a friendly demeanor, however, getting too close can get you maimed or worse..
One of the most common of the Playground Abominations. A vortex can come in all shapes and sizes, as it's just a person's body parts spread out, but the feet are always at the bottom, so it can move. They have a friendly demeanor, however, getting too close can get you maimed or worse..