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Louise Cyphre
@plumsykespicot.bsky.social
Historic Chipotle Hater

I am a pedant, like my mother and her mother before her.

Feminist, Middle Millennial, Therapist-to-Be.
Oh, he 100% understands the assignment:
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Lmao never change Outer Queens, never fucking change
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This feels like the kind of thing you all would like
October 18, 2025 at 10:36 AM
You guys have no idea how hard it was to get weed as a law-abiding dork before NY legalized it. And now I can get edibles delivered to my house! The future is now!
October 5, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I have under 600 followers and my audience is still 98th percentile, what the hell
September 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Stoked to find out what happens in this 4-part children’s book series that I read parts 2 & 3 of 20 years ago
September 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
So here’s the thing: if I heard this story out of context I would roll my eyes hard, because it really feels like an 18-year-old trying to Make A Point. But it’s not news!!!And it certainly doesn’t justify using a malicious racist freak as a source
July 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I mean, I live in NY, so they’re a lot harder to find! There’s a real geographic divide on top of the more obvious class one
June 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I think that if you’re a non-American who brings up the US completely unprompted in a conversation about a war between two countries in Europe you should never get to complain about us being self-absorbed ever again
June 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Figma balls
May 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
lol the second one has 39,031 people on it
May 30, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I love getting these because:

1) yes, the NYS DMV is definitely outsourcing enforcement to the Philippines, and

2) I haven’t driven a car since 2010
May 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Queens rn:
February 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
January 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Yeah I got NFTs (nice fuckin tits)
January 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This isn’t even close to everyone 😊🎄🥂
December 24, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Me facing 2025.
December 21, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Yeah, this is the problem right here. All the belligerent annoying dudes on the left think doing propaganda that helps the Democrats is the most grotesque thing imaginable. Who the hell would actually sign up to be our Ben Shapiro?
November 8, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Another thing to consider when theorizing about how to make left wing spaces for young men is if the right wing versions are meeting a need for information or a need for reassurance. Those are different things (see below) and can’t really be addressed in the exact same ways
November 7, 2024 at 11:14 PM
*cheerleader voice* I’m number #1,476,691! I’m number #1,476,691!
September 22, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Is there a sense of wonderment or have you just forgotten that newspapers publish things that aren’t Takes?

(I think articles that are just observations about campaign strategy are dumb too, but I can find no “wonderment” in the article, headline, or skeet)
July 8, 2024 at 12:28 PM
So…are bears, uh, supposed to be this comfortable around people? I would not be okay with a bear being this close to me, especially not in my own backyard
July 6, 2024 at 12:22 PM
June 13, 2024 at 11:39 AM
It’s an explanation of the definition, including the limitations of the definition’s usefulness. Nothing in the post or the story itself indicates the NYT is taking a position on this. I don’t want to be a dick, but what are we doing here?
May 6, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Look, I’m not defending $50k shoebox lady, but if this is your response to the suggestion that you could *ever* fall for a scam, you’re almost certainly going to be scammed at least once in your life and probably already have been
February 19, 2024 at 1:16 PM