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Don’t get me started on how Oscar Meyer hotdogs no longer have a resealable zipper. Western Civilization is falling apart.
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Don’t get me started on how Oscar Meyer hotdogs no longer have a resealable zipper. Western Civilization is falling apart.
I think you need to be sentenced to a life sentence in the punitentiary for how you have covered this case.
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I think you need to be sentenced to a life sentence in the punitentiary for how you have covered this case.
It’s disorderly conduct, not assault. Give him a $100 fine and move on. The only reason they haven’t is because they want to politicize it.
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It’s disorderly conduct, not assault. Give him a $100 fine and move on. The only reason they haven’t is because they want to politicize it.
Another case solved by the Detergent Detective!
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Another case solved by the Detergent Detective!
Fuck the Gestapo.
October 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Fuck the Gestapo.
This is probably a test run to see if he can get away with commuting Ghislane Maxwell’s sentence.
October 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This is probably a test run to see if he can get away with commuting Ghislane Maxwell’s sentence.
No ship has ever hit the reefs nearby because no ship has ever made it that far.
October 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
No ship has ever hit the reefs nearby because no ship has ever made it that far.
We now have a Minister of Censorship
September 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
We now have a Minister of Censorship
The Department of Culture War
September 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
The Department of Culture War
My favorite is the Bishop Rock Lighthouse. Before the helipad was installed, they used to haul people up with a rope. Eddystone and Wolf Rock Lighthouses are also amazing. Shame they don’t have legs. Trinity House should do something about that.
September 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My favorite is the Bishop Rock Lighthouse. Before the helipad was installed, they used to haul people up with a rope. Eddystone and Wolf Rock Lighthouses are also amazing. Shame they don’t have legs. Trinity House should do something about that.
I bet a balding 6th-century BCE scribe who was recently teased by children added that part.
August 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I bet a balding 6th-century BCE scribe who was recently teased by children added that part.
“Fucking beautiful music, man!”
Ozzy sure did make some beautiful fucking music.
Ozzy sure did make some beautiful fucking music.
July 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“Fucking beautiful music, man!”
Ozzy sure did make some beautiful fucking music.
Ozzy sure did make some beautiful fucking music.
Just summon a demon to take care of it. Use a salt circle and don’t leave it until the screaming stops. Don’t call any of the big names. Try summoning someone like Noober the Pesterer or Milton the Lord of Papercuts.
July 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Just summon a demon to take care of it. Use a salt circle and don’t leave it until the screaming stops. Don’t call any of the big names. Try summoning someone like Noober the Pesterer or Milton the Lord of Papercuts.
I think both of these are the effect, not the cause. Our democracy has failed and events like these are just early symptoms. Condemning or praising them will have about the same effect as yelling at syphilis pustules. It makes us feel good but doesn’t cure the disease. Fwiw, I condemn both.
June 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I think both of these are the effect, not the cause. Our democracy has failed and events like these are just early symptoms. Condemning or praising them will have about the same effect as yelling at syphilis pustules. It makes us feel good but doesn’t cure the disease. Fwiw, I condemn both.
If that press secretary could read, she’d be very upset.
May 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If that press secretary could read, she’d be very upset.
You should start now. It is only a measly 12,000 pages.
May 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
You should start now. It is only a measly 12,000 pages.
Okay, but are the soldiers in those tanks going to be shirtless?
May 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Okay, but are the soldiers in those tanks going to be shirtless?
I feel like half of her campaign is to show off her cat, and it is kind of brilliant!
May 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I feel like half of her campaign is to show off her cat, and it is kind of brilliant!
It’s hard to tell? He’s showing you the data!
Enough with the team sports bullshit. Honestly, the way you are attacking him for evaluating the facts makes you sound very MAGA.
Enough with the team sports bullshit. Honestly, the way you are attacking him for evaluating the facts makes you sound very MAGA.
May 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It’s hard to tell? He’s showing you the data!
Enough with the team sports bullshit. Honestly, the way you are attacking him for evaluating the facts makes you sound very MAGA.
Enough with the team sports bullshit. Honestly, the way you are attacking him for evaluating the facts makes you sound very MAGA.
California needs to make a law that it is a crime to falsely claim you have parental permission to do something to a child.
April 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
California needs to make a law that it is a crime to falsely claim you have parental permission to do something to a child.
He’s a cringelord.
April 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
He’s a cringelord.
On days like this, you might want to consider investing in a Stadium Pal.
April 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
On days like this, you might want to consider investing in a Stadium Pal.
Brownshirt
April 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Brownshirt
Yes, but how would Harvard survive with its tiny $50 billion endowment?
April 1, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Yes, but how would Harvard survive with its tiny $50 billion endowment?