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Ambrose ✨️
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Artist. Cat appreciator. Silly goose. 💫
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Dear god.
They've found me.
A screenshot of a Bluesky notifications section with "Lily 🤎 followed you" listed as occurring six minutes ago. Lily's profile picture is of a blonde white woman with prominent breasts, wearing a low-cut, tight, pink singlet.
June 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June 🐝✨️
Photo of a honey bee standing on a yellow-orange flower.
June 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Flowers, bees, sunsets, and stars are all on my list of reasons to continue living. Every day we're alive is another day we might experience something beautiful.
A photo of a honey bee standing in the center of a yellow-orange flower.
June 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Meanwhile, my ginger has a masters in making laptops totally unusable by just looking at one.
A photo of a fluffy ginger and white cat reclining on a blanket, looking down her body at the camera with an unreadable expression. Possibly contempt. Maybe indifference. She's a cat, it's hard to discern what may be going through her mind.
May 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Somebody's definitely working on it ✨️
Screenshot of my Bluesky feed, containing two separate posts. The first, by @enaic31hzbn, shows fanart of Arackniss (a spider-demon character from Hazbin Hotel) wearing lingerie and a bunny ears headband. He looks disgruntled and is being manhandled by a pair of disembodied hands. Below the first post, by @aracknissbeans, is a text-post which reads: "Arackniss in bunny suits my beloved 🥹💖💖 NOW SOMEBODY FUCK THAT MAN 🫵"
May 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Beetlejuice The Musical is amazing! I had an absolute blast! ✨️ I even got to meet some of the cast, have my programme signed, and give Lydia's incredible actress, Karis Oka, the Beetlejuice squishmallow I brought along! ☺️🤩✨️
#BeetlejuiceTheMusical
Selfie of a pale person with dark hair grinning widely in front of the stairs of the Regent Theatre in Melbourne, Australia. Above them is a brightly glowing green and white sign with the words "WELCOME TO THE NETHERWORLD". Photo of a pale person with dark hair wearing a black and white striped skirt, a Beetlejuice-themed black button-up shirt, and black boots. They are smiling and posing in front of a blue and black backdrop with spindly swirls and a brightly-lit red sign with the words "BETELGEUSE BETELGEUSE". They are holding a Beetlejuice Squishmallow. Photo of the cast of Beetlejuice The Musical lined up on stage, holding hands, about to take a bow. Behind them is a backdrop of the Maitland residence's living area. Photo of the front covers of two Beetlejuice The Musical souvenir programmes stacked, the smaller atop the larger one. The cover shows Beetlejuice's black and white striped blazer, collared white shirt, and black tie. There is a shiny black beetle on the right lapel. Below the tie are the words "BEETLEJUICE THE MUSICAL. THE MUSICAL. THE MUSICAL."
May 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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And if your skin is like mine and ridiculously sensitive to everything, including sunscreen, wear long-sleeve tops, wide-brim hats, and long skirts or leggings. Look for light materials that allow airflow while still blocking out the sun. 🌞✨️
Remember: The sun is a deadly laser.
A simple digital drawing of red-purple sky over a body of purple-blue water with a small protrusion of lifeless brown land on the bottom left. There is a simple drawing of a yellow sun in the top left corner, emitting a jagged bolt of red-green lightning towards the land. To the right of the sun float the words: "the sun is a deadly lazer" in green-blue letters, all lower-case. This image is a screenshot from the youtube video "history of the entire world, i guess" by bill wurtz.
May 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Exactly how Penny requests breakfast.

I believe she hears a change in my breathing as I start to wake up and takes that as her cue to begin licking and kneading me with vengeance. There is no escape. Blankets are no barrier. She /will/ be fed, like it or not.
A close-up picture of a long-hair ginger and white cat's face. She is wide-eyed, staring intensely into the camera, with bright yellow-green eyes and small, thin pupils.
April 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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May I recommend walking a large dog (who constantly pulls on the leash) for a few hours.
My whole body aches, but I've also found two neighbourhood libraries (one exclusively containing books with dogs) and a house giving away "Free Rocks".
Picture of a cardboard box filled with rocks and a sign (also cardboard) just behind the box with the words "FREE ROCKS" written on it in red. "Lots more available" and "Email : rocks.4c5g9@passmail.net" is written on the front on the box of rocks. The whole set-up is sat on a grassy green front lawn.
February 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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I don't know what she believes I have done, but she has woken up Angry with a capital A this morning.
Still chose to lie on the cushion directly beside my pillow, though. ☺️💕
Picture of an adult tortoiseshell cat lying on a cream-coloured cushion. Her head is resting on her paws. She is giving the viewer an unimpressed side-eye glare. The same tortoiseshell cat lying on her cream-coloured cushion, this time with her head raised and delivering her best disgusted-unimpressed glare directly towards the viewer. She is beautiful.
February 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Meme image of a white man with a buzzcut shouting towards the viewer with an intense expression. A tornado of brown dust can be seen in the background. "30's" is written on it in black and white text. The words "HERE IT COMES" are printed at the bottom of the image.
February 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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They are the only reason I go to my silly little job to get the silly little money ☺️
A photo of a fluffy ginger and white cat reclining comfortably on a bed amongst pillows and blankets. Her paws are also quite fluffy and tufts of white fur partially obscure her pink toe-beans. A photo of an overweight short-hair tortoiseshell (tortico?) cat, curled up and sleeping on a blanket on a bed. One paw is cuddled by her face, the other paw is slightly outstretched and flexed, revealing her claws.
February 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Yesterday, the power went out due to massive, heavy, icy, thunder-and-lightning-galore, hailstones-the-size-of-ten-cent-pieces, downpours.
During a lull between awe-inspiring, freezing assaults, the clouds above us took on strange and beautiful shapes.
A photo of grey clouds, some of which appear to almost be melting in great blobs, as if made from pale-grey gel. Another photo of blue-grey clouds, this time covering the sky entirely and appearing wrinkled, almost like a great grey blanket or unspun wool. Another photo of grey clouds. Below these clouds, in the far-off distance, there is the blue-grey mist of rain. Above this, clouds with the appearance of melting blobs of gel. Before those, wispy, darker-grey clouds. Houses and trees can be seen, dark, at the bottom of the photo. Another photo of the grey clouds which cover the sky and look similar to a wrinkled grey blanket or unspun wool. The clouds are almost white towards the top of the photo but become a foreboding dark blue-grey towards the bottom. Shafts of pale sunlight break through the clouds to the bottom left.
February 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Lately, I've been reading "Flowers for Algernon". It's a captivating yet gut-wrenching sci-fi novel about an intellectually disabled man who undergoes experimental surgery to increase his intelligence, written from his POV.
A photo of a painting in a sketchbook, done with acrylic paint markers. The painting is of a shadowy, monochrome face, dripping or melting. The top right side of the face is splattered, as if struck. Behind the face is a background of thick, colourful, wavering stripes. Purple drips out between the colourful stripes.
January 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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I am scared of the language bird
An image of the green duo lingo owl, with laser-eyes, standing threateningly before an ominous red background. Above Duo's head is a fire emoji and "! 64 Last chance!"
January 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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If you haven't been to the Melbourne Museum to see the triceratops, why the hell not? The exhibit is breathtaking
A photo of an expansive, dimly-lit room with a triceratops skeleton standing atop a stage, under a spotlight in the center of the room. The viewer is to the front-right of the triceratops, able to see the triceratops' skull, torso, and front legs at this angle. Photo of the same expansive, dimly-lit room with the triceratops skeleton standing atop the stage, under a spotlight in the center of the room. This time, viewing the triceratops' left side, almost in profile. Close-up of the triceratops' skull in profile, left side. Another photo of the triceratops skeleton, still viewing the left side but this time from a higher point of view, further away. The lighting is speckled, like sunlight through leaves. From this angle, the viewer can see that the dinosaur has been positioned as if frozen mid-step.
January 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Recently I started listening to The Picture of Dorian Gray. Sybil deserved better.
Illustration of a dancer on a wooden stage with long brown hair dressed in a floor-length blue dress, holding a red rose by the stem above their head, flower pointed towards their face. Red curtains frame the stage. Behind the dancer is a backdrop of bright blue sky and green shrubs blooming with small pink and red flowers. Darker blue shadows hint at buildings and a balcony beyond the shrubs.
January 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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We have a little guest hiding behind our compost bin

If you see this, post a #rabbit
Photo of a little wild rabbit hiding between a pine fence and a black plastic compost bin. The viewer is only able to see the right side of the rabbit's face and one ear.
January 5, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Self-portrait ✨️
Picture of a self-portrait of the artist in a sketchbook, facing viewer with their eyes shut, drawn and coloured in unnatural, vivid colours, wearing a grey collared shirt, before a dark background. Their face is round and coloured in purple, blues, greens, yellow, and pink. They have a piercing on their eyebrow and the bridge of their nose. They have sparse stubble in pink and black from their neck to their cheeks. Their hair is a fiery mess of pink and orange. There is silver paint dripping subtly from their mouth and left nostril. Dated 28/12/2024.
January 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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A blooming love amongst the sea grass #mermaids
A colourful painted illustration of a speckled orange and yellow eel mermaid embracing a speckled blue and purple jellyfish mermaid in front of a green watercolour seaweed background.
December 31, 2024 at 8:35 AM
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Took the housemate's high-energy dog to the park for a few hours to really tire her out
A blue heeler dog wearing a black collar, a blue harness, and black lead connected to the harness. She is standing in a shallow yet wide stream, looking away from the viewer but with her left ear tilted back, indicating that she can hear the photographer and is choosing to look away. It is a beautiful, sunny day. The water is clear with a very faint yellow-green tint and reflects the sky and gum trees across the stream. There are large grey rocks protruding from the water along the bank and at shallower points in the middle of the stream. The stream's bed is made up of small pebbles in grey, brown, white, and tan. The foliage on the opposite bank is thick and green with grass and native Australian plants. The same image as before except the blue heeler is now looking over her left shoulder at the viewer with her mouth slightly open, creating a subtle smile on her face. The same blue heeler as before is sitting outside, facing the viewer and wearing the harness, collar, and lead but is now wearing a muzzel as well. She is sitting on an artisticly paved path made of grey, faded red, and blue-grey flat stone pavers. She is in front of an abstract wood and stone sculpture of large leaves. Beside the sculpture is a bench made from natural wood and stone, creating an organic and natural shape. There is a wall made of odd-sized rough rocks curving gently behind the sculpture. Beyond the wall is dry yellow grass. Past the grass are green gum trees and foliage. The sky is bright blue with wispy white clouds.
December 4, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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Picrew~🎶
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December 1, 2024 at 8:01 AM
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Yoinked my favourite pics from the tweeter before packing my suitcase and deactivating.
November 12, 2024 at 8:29 PM