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Ambrose ✨️
@plastikdeity.bsky.social
29, enby, they/them
Artist. Cat appreciator. Silly goose. 💫
There are many benefits to tidying up your local park!

Benefits such as: A cleaner park! Fresh air! Meeting and petting dogs! Finding an itty bitty ziploc baggy of weed! Exercise!

So what are you waiting for? Get out there! We can't spell community without U!
June 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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May 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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May 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June 🐝✨️
June 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June
June 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Beetlejuice The Musical is amazing! I had an absolute blast! ✨️ I even got to meet some of the cast, have my programme signed, and give Lydia's incredible actress, Karis Oka, the Beetlejuice squishmallow I brought along! ☺️🤩✨️
#BeetlejuiceTheMusical
May 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Of course I get sick just days before the Beetlejuice Musical. Of course. I wouldn't be me if I didn't.
May 15, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Jeez. I had a nightmare that water had been allocated entirely towards factories by the government and an alternative to water had been created for the common people which was a pink-purple dust that would explode towards your face to hydrate you and it was clearly mind-altering in a very evil way
May 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
1-800-WHO-YOU-SMOOCHIN
April 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Nothing makes me chuckle quite like remembering my mother teaching me how to protect myself from sharks as a child, as if the likelihood of such an event occurring in our landlocked dry-ass desert state was extremely high.

Now, living on the coast in Australia, I get it. But New Mexico?? Sharks??
April 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Customer, enthusiastically: This instant hot chocolate powder is ✨️THE TITS!✨️

Me, nodding, still waking up, barely aware of my surroundings: Oh! I do like tits!
April 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Currently processing the emotional devastation that is Grave of the Fireflies.
April 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Me, about to watch Jojo Rabbit: Heck yeah, Taika Waititi movie! He makes great stuff! And I heard this is a comedy! I love to laugh!

Jojo Rabbit, mischievously, in a very thick fake german accent: Voulden't eet be so vunny eef yu cr'ied inshtead.
March 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Currently processing the experience that is The Substance
March 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I've played way too much Cult of The Lamb. I feel like I've gone cross-eyed. 😵‍💫💫
February 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Politely requesting that folks show me their OCs. I'm art-blocked and would like to do some silly little scribbles for people. ✨️
February 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I don't know what she believes I have done, but she has woken up Angry with a capital A this morning.
Still chose to lie on the cushion directly beside my pillow, though. ☺️💕
February 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Sleeping with the blinds open to wake up earlier easier.
The sun, slowly appearing over the neighbour's roof.
Myself, slowly forming a wall of pillows and soft toys between my head and the encroaching light.
Unquestionably, a perfect system.
February 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
They are the only reason I go to my silly little job to get the silly little money ☺️
February 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Yesterday, the power went out due to massive, heavy, icy, thunder-and-lightning-galore, hailstones-the-size-of-ten-cent-pieces, downpours.
During a lull between awe-inspiring, freezing assaults, the clouds above us took on strange and beautiful shapes.
February 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
At this point, I've decided to own the awkwardness and just be enthusiastically friendly.

(Describe your in-person social skills with a gif)
February 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Lately, I've been reading "Flowers for Algernon". It's a captivating yet gut-wrenching sci-fi novel about an intellectually disabled man who undergoes experimental surgery to increase his intelligence, written from his POV.
January 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I am scared of the language bird
January 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
If you haven't been to the Melbourne Museum to see the triceratops, why the hell not? The exhibit is breathtaking
January 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Explain your username

I took a popular superhero powers quiz in my teens, and it came up with plastic manipulation and ALL POWERFUL, REALITY-ALTERING, GOD-LIKE ABILITIES
January 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM