Plastic Mustard
plastic-mustard.bsky.social
Plastic Mustard
@plastic-mustard.bsky.social
26 years old, He/Him

I’m the guy who likes TTRPGs and is terrible at first impressions.
If you need a tiny little serotonin boost, just remember that the Celebrity Apprentice never won any awards.
#FuckTrump
September 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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🦐
August 19, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Another CEO down. Who’s next?
August 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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If you were alive in the 1980s, this is among the most wonderful & truly incredible things you have ever witnessed in your lifetime.
July 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The N-word pass is like nuclear launch codes: Nobody actually wants you to use it and doing so will result in irreparable damage.
July 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Fermin’ kissable
July 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I wonder what a feminist pimp would be like
July 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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June 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Watching the Phantom Menace production diaries again after decades. I thought I’d have to wait longer before I heard the infamous line from George about Jar Jar
June 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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June 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
You ever get to that point where all you wanna do is sleep?
June 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
@nikothemagus.bsky.social this person is cool
June 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM