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"The President spent all those hours at Jeffrey Epstien's house with his victims to make sure there were no pedophiles there."
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"The President spent all those hours at Jeffrey Epstien's house with his victims to make sure there were no pedophiles there."
you know twitters bad when my ass shows up on here
October 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
you know twitters bad when my ass shows up on here
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it look like the nasty patty
May 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
it look like the nasty patty
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Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.
April 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.
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Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”
April 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”
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oh fuck new video limit means i can upload breaking bad type beat
March 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
oh fuck new video limit means i can upload breaking bad type beat
its so crazy to me how much money nfl players make. the jets should give me like 3 mil, ill lose but itll be way cheaper than anyone else and theyre gonna lose anyway
March 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
its so crazy to me how much money nfl players make. the jets should give me like 3 mil, ill lose but itll be way cheaper than anyone else and theyre gonna lose anyway
i got blood drawn today and they tried to kill me i think. i looked in the little basket and there were so many tubes in there
March 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
i got blood drawn today and they tried to kill me i think. i looked in the little basket and there were so many tubes in there
social media platform X under attack from nefarious internet collective, known only as "X"
Update: Elon Musk blamed widespread disruptions on his social media platform X on a "massive cyberattack," which he speculated was orchestrated by a "large, coordinated group" or country
Musk Blames a ‘Massive Cyberattack’ on X for Series of Outages
Elon Musk blamed widespread disruptions on his social media platform X on a “massive cyberattack,” which he speculated was orchestrated by a “large, coordinated group” or country.
www.bloomberg.com
March 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
social media platform X under attack from nefarious internet collective, known only as "X"
the jets are about to start putting high schoolers on their roster
March 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the jets are about to start putting high schoolers on their roster
they have names for hot dogs now that 7 year old me would straight up not believe were real
March 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
they have names for hot dogs now that 7 year old me would straight up not believe were real
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[WILSON FISK VOICE.] To achieve… GREATNESS… People must… WORK TOGETHER… I thought we… AGREED on this… And YET… I look to our… CHORE WHEEL…
March 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
[WILSON FISK VOICE.] To achieve… GREATNESS… People must… WORK TOGETHER… I thought we… AGREED on this… And YET… I look to our… CHORE WHEEL…
someone in west philly is helping these cats and making them the best flyers ive ever seen
March 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
someone in west philly is helping these cats and making them the best flyers ive ever seen
me when i definitely watched The Return of the King
We will never be a monarchy. Know that. To quote the LOTR trilogy: Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.
March 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
me when i definitely watched The Return of the King
its become increasingly apparent over the years that this man is simply a shaved chimpanzee
Andrew Cuomo will make his final decision Thursday on whether he’s running for mayor — after speaking to his three daughters
Andrew Cuomo will make his final decision Thursday on whether he’s running for mayor — after speaking to his three daughters
Cuomo shares Cara Kennedy-Cuomo, Mariah Kennedy-Cuomo and Michaela Kennedy-Cuomo with ex-wife Kerry Kennedy.
pagesix.com
February 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
its become increasingly apparent over the years that this man is simply a shaved chimpanzee
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don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.
February 22, 2025 at 9:07 AM
don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.
i dont get the pete davidson thing. dont get why hes famous or why so many beautiful women go out with him. he looks like a spokesman for tuberculosis and he isnt funny
February 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
i dont get the pete davidson thing. dont get why hes famous or why so many beautiful women go out with him. he looks like a spokesman for tuberculosis and he isnt funny
trying to seriously cut back on twitter usage. its time to ditch that shit forever man
February 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
trying to seriously cut back on twitter usage. its time to ditch that shit forever man
*in the bar on my redwall shit* yeah brotha can i get an elderflower cordial?
February 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
*in the bar on my redwall shit* yeah brotha can i get an elderflower cordial?
everyone wish wilson a happy 15th birthday NOW
January 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
everyone wish wilson a happy 15th birthday NOW
god popped off when he invented orange juice. and tony soprano was right about "some pulp"
January 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
god popped off when he invented orange juice. and tony soprano was right about "some pulp"
my shareholders are pissed about my numbers on here. theyre saying they cant afford to feed their families. not my problem
January 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
my shareholders are pissed about my numbers on here. theyre saying they cant afford to feed their families. not my problem
this and a blunt with unsolved mysteries on the tv
Simple, really, one small apple an' blackberry pie to each plate, four candied pears, three honeyed wild grapes, and a good ladle of meadowcream to dip 'em in, per plate, per creature.
January 22, 2025 at 9:21 AM
this and a blunt with unsolved mysteries on the tv
my doctor called me and said 4 pb&j at 1 am is "a-ok!"
January 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
my doctor called me and said 4 pb&j at 1 am is "a-ok!"