Vogon Civil Service
@planetvogon.bsky.social
Earth office. Vogons on Earth seeking new and interesting ways by which governments can annoy the proletariat. Plenty of material here.
Hat tip: Douglas Adams
Hat tip: Douglas Adams
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Vogons have landed. We, a small delegation of civil servants, Galactic government bureaucrats, have come to Earth to scoff at your governments. We will steal your good ideas with which to annoy the rest of the Galaxy's residents.
We are very unpleasant. #Resistanceisuseless.
We are very unpleasant. #Resistanceisuseless.
April 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Reposted by Vogon Civil Service
Being a fantasy author is weird—you never know when you’ll break the law.
2019 Arizona banned Traitor’s Blade for “Promoting Acts of Violence” (too many sword fights!). I accepted and promised my next book, How to Stage a Successful Prison Break, would be sword-free.
2019 Arizona banned Traitor’s Blade for “Promoting Acts of Violence” (too many sword fights!). I accepted and promised my next book, How to Stage a Successful Prison Break, would be sword-free.
March 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Being a fantasy author is weird—you never know when you’ll break the law.
2019 Arizona banned Traitor’s Blade for “Promoting Acts of Violence” (too many sword fights!). I accepted and promised my next book, How to Stage a Successful Prison Break, would be sword-free.
2019 Arizona banned Traitor’s Blade for “Promoting Acts of Violence” (too many sword fights!). I accepted and promised my next book, How to Stage a Successful Prison Break, would be sword-free.
Tomorrow's weather forecast:
Cloudy with a strong chance of bureaucracy.
Expected later: form-filling and filing in triplicate.
Wounds, light to variable.
Wounds (to hitchhikers), severe to life-threatening (death's too good for them)..
Cloudy with a strong chance of bureaucracy.
Expected later: form-filling and filing in triplicate.
Wounds, light to variable.
Wounds (to hitchhikers), severe to life-threatening (death's too good for them)..
January 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Tomorrow's weather forecast:
Cloudy with a strong chance of bureaucracy.
Expected later: form-filling and filing in triplicate.
Wounds, light to variable.
Wounds (to hitchhikers), severe to life-threatening (death's too good for them)..
Cloudy with a strong chance of bureaucracy.
Expected later: form-filling and filing in triplicate.
Wounds, light to variable.
Wounds (to hitchhikers), severe to life-threatening (death's too good for them)..
We only visit to cause mayhem
why haven’t aliens come to our solar system yet? they read the reviews: one star.
December 27, 2024 at 12:28 PM
We only visit to cause mayhem
Just your regular reminder of just how puny you are, mankind
December 27, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Just your regular reminder of just how puny you are, mankind
Reasons To Be Miserable
1. The Demolition Beam firing pins have malfunctioned again
2. The Earth is still intact
3. ...
Reasons To Be Cheerful
1. Mankind will probably finish the job for us
1. The Demolition Beam firing pins have malfunctioned again
2. The Earth is still intact
3. ...
Reasons To Be Cheerful
1. Mankind will probably finish the job for us
December 22, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Reasons To Be Miserable
1. The Demolition Beam firing pins have malfunctioned again
2. The Earth is still intact
3. ...
Reasons To Be Cheerful
1. Mankind will probably finish the job for us
1. The Demolition Beam firing pins have malfunctioned again
2. The Earth is still intact
3. ...
Reasons To Be Cheerful
1. Mankind will probably finish the job for us
Who told Mr. Cox that Betelgeuse was next on the Vogon demolition list?
Betelgeuse to shine like second sun in the sky when it explodes. #BrianCoxTalks www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBFt... #BrianCox #Betelgeuse
BBC Stargazing live | Betelgeuse to explode
YouTube video by AstronomerAmateur
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Who told Mr. Cox that Betelgeuse was next on the Vogon demolition list?
Reposted by Vogon Civil Service
#VogonManifesto
End of climate change and global warming.
(Very temporary temperature rise of around 1 billion degrees until things settle down)
That's it.
#Energisethedemolitionbeams
#VoteVogon
End of climate change and global warming.
(Very temporary temperature rise of around 1 billion degrees until things settle down)
That's it.
#Energisethedemolitionbeams
#VoteVogon
November 28, 2024 at 8:19 PM
#VogonManifesto
End of climate change and global warming.
(Very temporary temperature rise of around 1 billion degrees until things settle down)
That's it.
#Energisethedemolitionbeams
#VoteVogon
End of climate change and global warming.
(Very temporary temperature rise of around 1 billion degrees until things settle down)
That's it.
#Energisethedemolitionbeams
#VoteVogon
Vogons have landed. We, a small delegation of civil servants, Galactic government bureaucrats, have come to Earth to scoff at your governments. We will steal your good ideas with which to annoy the rest of the Galaxy's residents.
We are very unpleasant. #Resistanceisuseless.
We are very unpleasant. #Resistanceisuseless.
November 27, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Vogons have landed. We, a small delegation of civil servants, Galactic government bureaucrats, have come to Earth to scoff at your governments. We will steal your good ideas with which to annoy the rest of the Galaxy's residents.
We are very unpleasant. #Resistanceisuseless.
We are very unpleasant. #Resistanceisuseless.