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Vogon Civil Service
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Earth office. Vogons on Earth seeking new and interesting ways by which governments can annoy the proletariat. Plenty of material here.
Hat tip: Douglas Adams
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Vogons have landed. We, a small delegation of civil servants, Galactic government bureaucrats, have come to Earth to scoff at your governments. We will steal your good ideas with which to annoy the rest of the Galaxy's residents.

We are very unpleasant. #Resistanceisuseless.
Prostetnic Pope Jeltz I

... has a nice ring to it

#votevogon
April 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Being a fantasy author is weird—you never know when you’ll break the law.

2019 Arizona banned Traitor’s Blade for “Promoting Acts of Violence” (too many sword fights!). I accepted and promised my next book, How to Stage a Successful Prison Break, would be sword-free.
March 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Tomorrow's weather forecast:

Cloudy with a strong chance of bureaucracy.
Expected later: form-filling and filing in triplicate.

Wounds, light to variable.

Wounds (to hitchhikers), severe to life-threatening (death's too good for them)..
January 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
We only visit to cause mayhem
why haven’t aliens come to our solar system yet? they read the reviews: one star.
December 27, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Just your regular reminder of just how puny you are, mankind
December 27, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Reasons To Be Miserable

1. The Demolition Beam firing pins have malfunctioned again
2. The Earth is still intact
3. ...

Reasons To Be Cheerful

1. Mankind will probably finish the job for us
December 22, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Who told Mr. Cox that Betelgeuse was next on the Vogon demolition list?
December 22, 2024 at 9:42 AM
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December 1, 2024 at 11:47 PM
#VogonManifesto

End of climate change and global warming.
(Very temporary temperature rise of around 1 billion degrees until things settle down)

That's it.

#Energisethedemolitionbeams
#VoteVogon
November 28, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Vogons have landed. We, a small delegation of civil servants, Galactic government bureaucrats, have come to Earth to scoff at your governments. We will steal your good ideas with which to annoy the rest of the Galaxy's residents.

We are very unpleasant. #Resistanceisuseless.
November 27, 2024 at 10:15 PM