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I've just found out that I should write something here to convince people that I'm not a weirdo. Uh... nothing comes to mind that will work
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A kind of neutral face emoji with a party hat and the caption "have a birthday."
September 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Uh oh. I hope I didn't throw off the results too hard
The results from the link that shows that my guess was ¼" and that there have been two guesses making the average guess 2' 10¼". Apparently Chubby Twat-having Cutie is actually 6'. Neat! :P
September 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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It's even more dramatic when translated from the original Filipino
After tapping a link for translating the above infinite scream, it got an extra A in the translation to English according to Google Translate
September 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Check out the Butt-ons @sylvea.bsky.social made that I gave to coworkers at the job I left a couple months ago so people would remember me.
A bag of white buttons with black text saying BUTT along with a maybe still scannable QR code for @sylveas.nook on Instagram
September 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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k I think I have seen them all now :P
The Apple Watch Hermès watchOS 26 face: Hermès Faubourg Party showing a box coming out of a window of a building The Apple Watch Hermès watchOS 26 face: Hermès Faubourg Party showing a box coming out of a window of a building and Clarus the dogcow jumping out of the box The Apple Watch Hermès watchOS 26 face: Hermès Faubourg Party showing a box coming out of a window of a building and Clarus the dogcow jumped out of the box The Apple Watch Hermès watchOS 26 face: Hermès Faubourg Party showing Clarus the dogcow after he jumped out of the box and offscreen and then back on screen :)
September 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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I obv haven't seen all of the animations yet but how about the paint bucket
The Apple Watch Hermès Faubourg Party watch face with classic Mac OS pixel art like the MacPaint fill tool filling in the window panes to be orange
September 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I know you can make it work
Apple Maps showing east Dallas that includes the town of Rowlett, TX with an image of the best Gen 7 starter Pokémon Rowlet overlaid over the town
July 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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It's times like this that I wish I could show my mom things I've found on the internet. So here's one I wish I could too:
"Two households both alike in dignity" with one picture of a car with a license plate of SHRAMP and a second picture of a car with a license plate of SHRIMB
July 2, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Tried to get out of doing work with religion.
Teams screenshot of a work conversation in the chat named "NOC NOC. Who's there?": Me: I dunno if anyone's tried this angle before A second Teams screenshot: C asks me "Hi P I see this ticket has been In Progress for almost a month. Do you have an update?" And I reply "It's against my religion to update tickets :(" A: I don't know how your recruitment for this religion will go Me: I don't need to convert others to be self confident in the one true way
June 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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@ismh86.net Have an iOS 26 screenshot that mentions iOS 19
AirPods Pro status on iOS 26 showing the Beta software NOTIFICATION? :P They tell us now? But it shows iOS 19.0 :(
June 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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The free ice cream I got from Village Ice Cream with my selfie taken outside my polling station
April 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Samesies
It took 11:26 min in line for ice cream! Woo!
April 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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A tiny screenshot from nhl.com showing the Calgary Flames with an E for "Eliminated from Playoff contention" :(
April 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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isitporn.com certified that these eggs are 99.5% likely to be porn
April 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I found this yellow one for you
A screenshot of cuisinart.ca showing a kitchen stand mixer for only C$449.99! But this one is yellow. Stylish!
April 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Here's a picture of two friends
Me and the ex's dog sleeping. He's resting his head on mine since I taught him how to spoon me when I instructed him to "cuddle my butt". He was an albino border collie named Cthulhu.
March 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Here's a banana with nothing left to lose
A banana I found while getting out of my car checking into a motel. I can't tell what day it came out of the free continental breakfast in the lobby, but it's waiting and looking to maximize comedic effect
March 2, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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I'm in. (img source; www.deviantart.com/zetrystan/ar...)
Three panel webcomic from : https://www.deviantart.com/zetrystan/art/Bromance-Killing-Time-648246750 1) two guys sitting on a couch L: "BLEEEEH" "I'm so BORED" 2) L: "Wanna help me kill time? R: "Yeah, why not." 3) L has a magic staff and R has a huge sword and shield as if they are fighting a giant boss in a video game. The boss has kind of a clock face as a head and six arms without a shirt.. or legs, but instead a scroll with an infinity symbol and roman numerals as if the hour markers had been peeled off a clock
January 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Poor Apple Intelligence. It summarized your post and your liking my post as one. So I can't tell if it's you who is an Apple Intelligence verified rude bitch or not :P I mean your display name probably gets thrown into the algorithm somehow in there :P I keep that on to see how bad it is
Screenshot of Apple Intelligence summarizing the previous reply and that my previous post was liked. Text reads "Rude comment about Canadian role, source requested for Twitter terms of service"
January 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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@mrfry.bsky.social without knowing what server/char name you are, I'd guess this would be you :P
A screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV in Tuliyollal next to the market board and a character named Josha Bright'@Coeurl
December 17, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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omfg it took me a long ass time to find this image so I hope you appreciate it as much as I do :P
a screenshot from Shin Megami Tenshi IV for 3DS where the character Issachar is talking to the main character (who this player named "Pizza") and he sais "Just know, Pizza... you'll always by my friend."
December 16, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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Vile from Mega Man X saying "Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla, bing bang" because he saw the Witch Doctor
December 10, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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Also have this cat-emerging-from-a-box photo too.
My sister's cat climbing out of the box. She's kind of a sphinx cat, but I don't remember the exact breed type cause there are some patches of hair.
December 7, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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You call that a cat-in-a-box?
My sister's cat peeking an eye out from one of her three different boxes laying around the living room to sit in
December 7, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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I only went to a single home game when I lived there for three years. Been to more Stars home games. And a single Coyotes home game when that was possible. But since you like multilingual jokes, I dunno if you caught mine.
A screenshot of Apple's Translate app for iOS showing that "goal" in English is "but" in French
November 3, 2024 at 3:04 PM