Alvaro Falcone
@pjwm.bsky.social
Just some nobody, move along. Here to read more interesting things from more interesting folks. He/Him
Not that I want to endorse the idea that ancient occultists were doing anything other than fucking around, but that sure does look like the universal genetic code underpinning all life on earth...
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Not that I want to endorse the idea that ancient occultists were doing anything other than fucking around, but that sure does look like the universal genetic code underpinning all life on earth...
Come for the panoply of gorgeous wee jumping spiders, stay for the housefly that looks like a stormtrooper.
Wall to wall excellent.
Wall to wall excellent.
September 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Come for the panoply of gorgeous wee jumping spiders, stay for the housefly that looks like a stormtrooper.
Wall to wall excellent.
Wall to wall excellent.
Pffft. Rookie numbers.
September 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Pffft. Rookie numbers.
goshdarnit I just KNEW THEM BOVINES were up to something
August 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
goshdarnit I just KNEW THEM BOVINES were up to something
WOOHOOH!
Congratulations!
Finally, I can get to bed.
Congratulations!
Finally, I can get to bed.
July 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
WOOHOOH!
Congratulations!
Finally, I can get to bed.
Congratulations!
Finally, I can get to bed.
What's that you're watching, dad?
Nah, I'll meet up with my pals later
Nah, I'll meet up with my pals later
July 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What's that you're watching, dad?
Nah, I'll meet up with my pals later
Nah, I'll meet up with my pals later
And now you've read the other half that were aimed at boys.
Easy peasy!
Easy peasy!
July 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
And now you've read the other half that were aimed at boys.
Easy peasy!
Easy peasy!
You are loved.
Keep being funny you beautiful cunt. ✊🇵🇸🎤
Keep being funny you beautiful cunt. ✊🇵🇸🎤
July 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
You are loved.
Keep being funny you beautiful cunt. ✊🇵🇸🎤
Keep being funny you beautiful cunt. ✊🇵🇸🎤
One of these. I was (and remain) an insufferable teenage prick
June 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
One of these. I was (and remain) an insufferable teenage prick
The ICC should designate this kind of thing as a crime against humanity.
June 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The ICC should designate this kind of thing as a crime against humanity.
I'm not nearly as cool as all you cooler dorks
May 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm not nearly as cool as all you cooler dorks
@arithetonberry.bsky.social
Hey! The cephalopod prints arrived in Scotland! Thanks so much for facilitating the transatlantic nonsense.
Beautiful! Very excited to have these on the classroom wall for those lucky bastards matriculating in 2025.
And the secret surprise painting? So clever.
Hey! The cephalopod prints arrived in Scotland! Thanks so much for facilitating the transatlantic nonsense.
Beautiful! Very excited to have these on the classroom wall for those lucky bastards matriculating in 2025.
And the secret surprise painting? So clever.
May 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
@arithetonberry.bsky.social
Hey! The cephalopod prints arrived in Scotland! Thanks so much for facilitating the transatlantic nonsense.
Beautiful! Very excited to have these on the classroom wall for those lucky bastards matriculating in 2025.
And the secret surprise painting? So clever.
Hey! The cephalopod prints arrived in Scotland! Thanks so much for facilitating the transatlantic nonsense.
Beautiful! Very excited to have these on the classroom wall for those lucky bastards matriculating in 2025.
And the secret surprise painting? So clever.
I thought it was this ... thing?
May 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I thought it was this ... thing?
You're probably beating the average my very new viking friend
May 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
You're probably beating the average my very new viking friend