P.J. Shapiro
@pjshapiro.bsky.social
I want a name when I lose. He/Him. 🫘
Roast turkey, bacon, sautéed shallot, curry garlic mayo, chives, lettuce, on a deli sub roll.
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Roast turkey, bacon, sautéed shallot, curry garlic mayo, chives, lettuce, on a deli sub roll.
This one, definitely.
September 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This one, definitely.
King Kong (2005) Dir: Peter Jackson
August 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
King Kong (2005) Dir: Peter Jackson
This is nature's most efficient predator, able to attack the human arterial system with fantastic speed and accuracy, far outstripping any possible defense. The Croix-Dog. Third Cliff Bakery, Boston, MA.
July 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This is nature's most efficient predator, able to attack the human arterial system with fantastic speed and accuracy, far outstripping any possible defense. The Croix-Dog. Third Cliff Bakery, Boston, MA.
I have found the Best Protest spot. Ever.
June 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I have found the Best Protest spot. Ever.
My Sister's new sign. I would have gone with fat, drugged out Vegas Elvis, but that's a minor quibble.
June 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My Sister's new sign. I would have gone with fat, drugged out Vegas Elvis, but that's a minor quibble.
Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe.
May 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe.
Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational kitteh battle station.
April 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational kitteh battle station.
Whaddaya mean my fudz just got 46% more expensive? But that's not going to change anything, right? Right?
April 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Whaddaya mean my fudz just got 46% more expensive? But that's not going to change anything, right? Right?
Share a great performance in a comedy movie.
March 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Share a great performance in a comedy movie.
This week's performance evaluation from my supervisor. Ngl, that look makes me nervous.
March 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This week's performance evaluation from my supervisor. Ngl, that look makes me nervous.
Somehow, one of my kitties decided to cosplay one of those bondage dudes from Beastmaster.
March 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Somehow, one of my kitties decided to cosplay one of those bondage dudes from Beastmaster.
Wayne Industries had a prototype for that. Never could get it to work.
February 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Wayne Industries had a prototype for that. Never could get it to work.
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us.
(Adding this warning to the box before I throw it away.)
(Adding this warning to the box before I throw it away.)
January 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us.
(Adding this warning to the box before I throw it away.)
(Adding this warning to the box before I throw it away.)
I don't know how I ever existed without these two little babies. #AdoptDontShop
January 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I don't know how I ever existed without these two little babies. #AdoptDontShop
I may not have much optimism for 2025, but I have crunchy potatoes, so I've got that going for me.
January 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I may not have much optimism for 2025, but I have crunchy potatoes, so I've got that going for me.
We laughed. We cried. We kissed three bucks goodbye.
December 7, 2024 at 4:57 AM
We laughed. We cried. We kissed three bucks goodbye.