𝘗𝘉 - 𝘗𝘪𝘻𝘻𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘺
@pizzatotheboy.bsky.social
PARODY ACCOUNT! Not affliated with 90% studios or Cool Kid Cody.
[Lewd/NSFW, DNI!]
[Lewd/NSFW, DNI!]
Last time I fell asleep, I woke up with a dinossaur suit, and Cody was laughing his ass off...
July 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Last time I fell asleep, I woke up with a dinossaur suit, and Cody was laughing his ass off...
" Nooo, cause dinossaurs are literally extinct-uhhh! "
July 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
" Nooo, cause dinossaurs are literally extinct-uhhh! "
[Peter gently punches Cody in the arm.]
" Punk. "
[He's quickly happy again, slowly he looks at the paperball, not bothering to connect the dots as to why he's so angry to THAT specific paperball.]
" Lets go to Lil Greaserz first, then your house! "
" Punk. "
[He's quickly happy again, slowly he looks at the paperball, not bothering to connect the dots as to why he's so angry to THAT specific paperball.]
" Lets go to Lil Greaserz first, then your house! "
June 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
[Peter gently punches Cody in the arm.]
" Punk. "
[He's quickly happy again, slowly he looks at the paperball, not bothering to connect the dots as to why he's so angry to THAT specific paperball.]
" Lets go to Lil Greaserz first, then your house! "
" Punk. "
[He's quickly happy again, slowly he looks at the paperball, not bothering to connect the dots as to why he's so angry to THAT specific paperball.]
" Lets go to Lil Greaserz first, then your house! "
" ... "
" Yeah, as friends... "
[Peter knows Cody's just probably just screwing around, given that he was the one that confessed.]
" Yeah, as friends... "
[Peter knows Cody's just probably just screwing around, given that he was the one that confessed.]
June 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
" ... "
" Yeah, as friends... "
[Peter knows Cody's just probably just screwing around, given that he was the one that confessed.]
" Yeah, as friends... "
[Peter knows Cody's just probably just screwing around, given that he was the one that confessed.]
[Peter, also appears boring, he swiftly pedals to Cody, then gets off his bike with a smile, letting it fall gently.]
" Hey Cody! I just wanted to know, what do you think of that date we set up? "
" Hey Cody! I just wanted to know, what do you think of that date we set up? "
June 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
[Peter, also appears boring, he swiftly pedals to Cody, then gets off his bike with a smile, letting it fall gently.]
" Hey Cody! I just wanted to know, what do you think of that date we set up? "
" Hey Cody! I just wanted to know, what do you think of that date we set up? "
[Peter paralyses at the viscera part, looking up and down at Flower.]
" I... Guess I have no idea what I'm talking about, what else can I say outside of go for it? "
" I... Guess I have no idea what I'm talking about, what else can I say outside of go for it? "
June 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
[Peter paralyses at the viscera part, looking up and down at Flower.]
" I... Guess I have no idea what I'm talking about, what else can I say outside of go for it? "
" I... Guess I have no idea what I'm talking about, what else can I say outside of go for it? "
" Not to be Mr-Know-It-All or anything, but you look twelve, letting you operate *anything* sounds like a safety hazard... "
June 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
" Not to be Mr-Know-It-All or anything, but you look twelve, letting you operate *anything* sounds like a safety hazard... "
" Is that even ethical...? "
June 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
" Is that even ethical...? "
" T-THAT WAS YOU?! No wonder I didn't see the culprit, you were as sneaky as a cat! "
" That was in the past... I'm glad you feel free now! "
" I would have liked it if you didn't force me to beat the shit out of Cody to become a Cool Kid when you were God though. "
" That was in the past... I'm glad you feel free now! "
" I would have liked it if you didn't force me to beat the shit out of Cody to become a Cool Kid when you were God though. "
June 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
" T-THAT WAS YOU?! No wonder I didn't see the culprit, you were as sneaky as a cat! "
" That was in the past... I'm glad you feel free now! "
" I would have liked it if you didn't force me to beat the shit out of Cody to become a Cool Kid when you were God though. "
" That was in the past... I'm glad you feel free now! "
" I would have liked it if you didn't force me to beat the shit out of Cody to become a Cool Kid when you were God though. "
" Wouldn't know much about that, would I? "
" How did it go? And how are you average to begin with? "
" I mean, isn't there some kind of wacky process behind all that? It only felt like yesterday when you kept trying to make us descend, I still need to find out who threw that jockstrap at me... "
" How did it go? And how are you average to begin with? "
" I mean, isn't there some kind of wacky process behind all that? It only felt like yesterday when you kept trying to make us descend, I still need to find out who threw that jockstrap at me... "
June 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
" Wouldn't know much about that, would I? "
" How did it go? And how are you average to begin with? "
" I mean, isn't there some kind of wacky process behind all that? It only felt like yesterday when you kept trying to make us descend, I still need to find out who threw that jockstrap at me... "
" How did it go? And how are you average to begin with? "
" I mean, isn't there some kind of wacky process behind all that? It only felt like yesterday when you kept trying to make us descend, I still need to find out who threw that jockstrap at me... "
" I guess both? Honestly, Cody flooded my messages talking about you and Lil Greasers... "
" I nearly fell asleep after trying to read it all but he seemed *REALLY* happy! "
" I nearly fell asleep after trying to read it all but he seemed *REALLY* happy! "
June 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
" I guess both? Honestly, Cody flooded my messages talking about you and Lil Greasers... "
" I nearly fell asleep after trying to read it all but he seemed *REALLY* happy! "
" I nearly fell asleep after trying to read it all but he seemed *REALLY* happy! "
" So, I'm just going to ask... What happened with you now? "
June 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
" So, I'm just going to ask... What happened with you now? "
" A date... With me? I mean... I guess I could free some time in my schedule! I'll see what I have back home. "
" See you around, Cody! It was truly an experience talking with you, as it always is. "
" See you around, Cody! It was truly an experience talking with you, as it always is. "
June 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
" A date... With me? I mean... I guess I could free some time in my schedule! I'll see what I have back home. "
" See you around, Cody! It was truly an experience talking with you, as it always is. "
" See you around, Cody! It was truly an experience talking with you, as it always is. "
" Well, I did try and patch you up! So I held my hopes for you, if you saved me or not! "
" It's just sweet to have things back to normal, so these memories are one of the few things I'll never forget... Actually, maybe thats trauma. "
" It's just sweet to have things back to normal, so these memories are one of the few things I'll never forget... Actually, maybe thats trauma. "
June 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
" Well, I did try and patch you up! So I held my hopes for you, if you saved me or not! "
" It's just sweet to have things back to normal, so these memories are one of the few things I'll never forget... Actually, maybe thats trauma. "
" It's just sweet to have things back to normal, so these memories are one of the few things I'll never forget... Actually, maybe thats trauma. "
" Yeah, I was a bit too worried about freeing you and, falling down and... Getting killed, I couldn't really figure out what to say. "
" I nearly had a panic attack when your skateboard broke, but appreciating the moment was... Nice, even though I was feeling hopeless. "
" I nearly had a panic attack when your skateboard broke, but appreciating the moment was... Nice, even though I was feeling hopeless. "
June 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
" Yeah, I was a bit too worried about freeing you and, falling down and... Getting killed, I couldn't really figure out what to say. "
" I nearly had a panic attack when your skateboard broke, but appreciating the moment was... Nice, even though I was feeling hopeless. "
" I nearly had a panic attack when your skateboard broke, but appreciating the moment was... Nice, even though I was feeling hopeless. "
" I just found you randomly, with that hair of yours it's hard to miss. "
" Besides, is there really anything to be ashamed of? I mean, you did admit that you liked me after I freed you... "
" Besides, is there really anything to be ashamed of? I mean, you did admit that you liked me after I freed you... "
June 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
" I just found you randomly, with that hair of yours it's hard to miss. "
" Besides, is there really anything to be ashamed of? I mean, you did admit that you liked me after I freed you... "
" Besides, is there really anything to be ashamed of? I mean, you did admit that you liked me after I freed you... "
" You really like to speak your mind out, Cody. "
" But... Thank you, I guess? "
" But... Thank you, I guess? "
June 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
" You really like to speak your mind out, Cody. "
" But... Thank you, I guess? "
" But... Thank you, I guess? "
[He stylishly stores his phone, it was as cool as when he took it out like... 7 seconds ago.]
" That was a nice chat! Though, I gotta get going, so just shoot me a DM if you want to know something. "
[Peter mounts his bike and starts pedaling away in the streets.]
" That was a nice chat! Though, I gotta get going, so just shoot me a DM if you want to know something. "
[Peter mounts his bike and starts pedaling away in the streets.]
June 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
[He stylishly stores his phone, it was as cool as when he took it out like... 7 seconds ago.]
" That was a nice chat! Though, I gotta get going, so just shoot me a DM if you want to know something. "
[Peter mounts his bike and starts pedaling away in the streets.]
" That was a nice chat! Though, I gotta get going, so just shoot me a DM if you want to know something. "
[Peter mounts his bike and starts pedaling away in the streets.]
" Of course! Do you have a phone? I'll keep in contact. "
[Peter stylishly flips his phone out of his pocket, showing his contact number.]
" Just saying, if you wanna pass the time we have some malls, shops and skating spots all over Hella City, shouldn't be hard to find... "
[Peter stylishly flips his phone out of his pocket, showing his contact number.]
" Just saying, if you wanna pass the time we have some malls, shops and skating spots all over Hella City, shouldn't be hard to find... "
June 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
" Of course! Do you have a phone? I'll keep in contact. "
[Peter stylishly flips his phone out of his pocket, showing his contact number.]
" Just saying, if you wanna pass the time we have some malls, shops and skating spots all over Hella City, shouldn't be hard to find... "
[Peter stylishly flips his phone out of his pocket, showing his contact number.]
" Just saying, if you wanna pass the time we have some malls, shops and skating spots all over Hella City, shouldn't be hard to find... "
" Long story, but Cody's a good guy. "
[He seems to start blushing at the thought of this Cody guy, he quickly changes topics.]
" Okay! Maybe I'll be free tomorrow, how about I introduce you to the school first? Just as a lil trip. "
[He seems to start blushing at the thought of this Cody guy, he quickly changes topics.]
" Okay! Maybe I'll be free tomorrow, how about I introduce you to the school first? Just as a lil trip. "
June 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
" Long story, but Cody's a good guy. "
[He seems to start blushing at the thought of this Cody guy, he quickly changes topics.]
" Okay! Maybe I'll be free tomorrow, how about I introduce you to the school first? Just as a lil trip. "
[He seems to start blushing at the thought of this Cody guy, he quickly changes topics.]
" Okay! Maybe I'll be free tomorrow, how about I introduce you to the school first? Just as a lil trip. "
" Really? I could introduce you if you'd like, given you're more-so of a tourist. "
[Peter looks around, searching for somewhere nice to introduce.]
" Maybe another time... Things have been quiet after Cody nearly killed Rhyme on a giant vs god fight in the ocean. "
[... WHAT?!]
[Peter looks around, searching for somewhere nice to introduce.]
" Maybe another time... Things have been quiet after Cody nearly killed Rhyme on a giant vs god fight in the ocean. "
[... WHAT?!]
June 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
" Really? I could introduce you if you'd like, given you're more-so of a tourist. "
[Peter looks around, searching for somewhere nice to introduce.]
" Maybe another time... Things have been quiet after Cody nearly killed Rhyme on a giant vs god fight in the ocean. "
[... WHAT?!]
[Peter looks around, searching for somewhere nice to introduce.]
" Maybe another time... Things have been quiet after Cody nearly killed Rhyme on a giant vs god fight in the ocean. "
[... WHAT?!]
" It's odd... "
[Peter comments one last time before letting his potential fourth-wall breaking shenanigans aside, greeting the other.]
" It's nice to meet you as well, Kris! Do you come to Hella City often? "
[The skies were a pastel pink, a strong blue and a loser green hidden, and grey...]
[Peter comments one last time before letting his potential fourth-wall breaking shenanigans aside, greeting the other.]
" It's nice to meet you as well, Kris! Do you come to Hella City often? "
[The skies were a pastel pink, a strong blue and a loser green hidden, and grey...]
June 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
" It's odd... "
[Peter comments one last time before letting his potential fourth-wall breaking shenanigans aside, greeting the other.]
" It's nice to meet you as well, Kris! Do you come to Hella City often? "
[The skies were a pastel pink, a strong blue and a loser green hidden, and grey...]
[Peter comments one last time before letting his potential fourth-wall breaking shenanigans aside, greeting the other.]
" It's nice to meet you as well, Kris! Do you come to Hella City often? "
[The skies were a pastel pink, a strong blue and a loser green hidden, and grey...]
" Well, the names Peter! "
[Peter had one of his feet close to his bicycle, ready to leave... But got caught off guard.]
" Kris...? I think I've heard that name before? From a game, I think. But, I also don't remember much of it's premise... I guess that's just a big coincidence, I hope. "
[Peter had one of his feet close to his bicycle, ready to leave... But got caught off guard.]
" Kris...? I think I've heard that name before? From a game, I think. But, I also don't remember much of it's premise... I guess that's just a big coincidence, I hope. "
June 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
" Well, the names Peter! "
[Peter had one of his feet close to his bicycle, ready to leave... But got caught off guard.]
" Kris...? I think I've heard that name before? From a game, I think. But, I also don't remember much of it's premise... I guess that's just a big coincidence, I hope. "
[Peter had one of his feet close to his bicycle, ready to leave... But got caught off guard.]
" Kris...? I think I've heard that name before? From a game, I think. But, I also don't remember much of it's premise... I guess that's just a big coincidence, I hope. "
[Peter seems confused, not figuring you were talking to him, before he slowly makes eyecontact.]
" Uh... Hello as well, have we met? "
" Uh... Hello as well, have we met? "
June 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
[Peter seems confused, not figuring you were talking to him, before he slowly makes eyecontact.]
" Uh... Hello as well, have we met? "
" Uh... Hello as well, have we met? "
" Canada isn't THAT bad... "
[Peebs takes a few seconds before spewing out another sentence.]
" Unless you had a traumatic experience there, then I understand... And it's probably the most likely outcome for you to never want the same experience. "
[Peebs takes a few seconds before spewing out another sentence.]
" Unless you had a traumatic experience there, then I understand... And it's probably the most likely outcome for you to never want the same experience. "
June 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
" Canada isn't THAT bad... "
[Peebs takes a few seconds before spewing out another sentence.]
" Unless you had a traumatic experience there, then I understand... And it's probably the most likely outcome for you to never want the same experience. "
[Peebs takes a few seconds before spewing out another sentence.]
" Unless you had a traumatic experience there, then I understand... And it's probably the most likely outcome for you to never want the same experience. "