Pizza girl🏳️⚧️🫃
@pizzagirll.bsky.social
Trans girl | omnisexual | she/her/it/its | DNI if you're a bigot or if you're John Cummings born 12/09/1982
CBT x frotting call that 9/11
September 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
CBT x frotting call that 9/11
Could he pull the trigger too? That helps a lot...
Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time theonion.com/sam-alt...
August 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Could he pull the trigger too? That helps a lot...
SHITTING WITH MY SOCKS ON! I AM SHITTING WITH MY SOCKS ON!!❗‼️‼️❗💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
April 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
SHITTING WITH MY SOCKS ON! I AM SHITTING WITH MY SOCKS ON!!❗‼️‼️❗💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Taking a break from all the politics, we can agree this is the real name of the gulf right?
February 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Taking a break from all the politics, we can agree this is the real name of the gulf right?
Reposted by Pizza girl🏳️⚧️🫃
Fuck my tranny life
February 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Fuck my tranny life
What if I was a stoat, scampering around the forest floor for food, no worries, only survival. That would be the life. At least until I get mauled by a wolf or something but that would be the life.
January 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
What if I was a stoat, scampering around the forest floor for food, no worries, only survival. That would be the life. At least until I get mauled by a wolf or something but that would be the life.
What if I turned? And then I was facing a different thing, because that's what happens when you turn.
January 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
What if I turned? And then I was facing a different thing, because that's what happens when you turn.
Take a break from the politics. Look at this image I have on my cellular device
January 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Take a break from the politics. Look at this image I have on my cellular device
Genuinely flabbergasted I got this far honestly
Military recruiter: interested in the army?
Me: idk if I'm a good fit I'm psychotic and would shoot myself if I got a gun
Recruiter:... So why do you wanna join?
Mr: I love imperialism and shooting minorities.
Recruiter:... What's your name and number? I'll forward you to some guy (idk what he said)
Me: idk if I'm a good fit I'm psychotic and would shoot myself if I got a gun
Recruiter:... So why do you wanna join?
Mr: I love imperialism and shooting minorities.
Recruiter:... What's your name and number? I'll forward you to some guy (idk what he said)
January 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Genuinely flabbergasted I got this far honestly
Military recruiter: interested in the army?
Me: idk if I'm a good fit I'm psychotic and would shoot myself if I got a gun
Recruiter:... So why do you wanna join?
Mr: I love imperialism and shooting minorities.
Recruiter:... What's your name and number? I'll forward you to some guy (idk what he said)
Me: idk if I'm a good fit I'm psychotic and would shoot myself if I got a gun
Recruiter:... So why do you wanna join?
Mr: I love imperialism and shooting minorities.
Recruiter:... What's your name and number? I'll forward you to some guy (idk what he said)
January 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Military recruiter: interested in the army?
Me: idk if I'm a good fit I'm psychotic and would shoot myself if I got a gun
Recruiter:... So why do you wanna join?
Mr: I love imperialism and shooting minorities.
Recruiter:... What's your name and number? I'll forward you to some guy (idk what he said)
Me: idk if I'm a good fit I'm psychotic and would shoot myself if I got a gun
Recruiter:... So why do you wanna join?
Mr: I love imperialism and shooting minorities.
Recruiter:... What's your name and number? I'll forward you to some guy (idk what he said)
Who up dookin they donk
December 16, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Who up dookin they donk
Reposted by Pizza girl🏳️⚧️🫃
wait holy shit
im just going to say it: america needs a second year of luigi
December 9, 2024 at 10:18 PM
wait holy shit
He is a killer yes, but he killed a serial killer that has caused the deaths of 100s of thousands. I don't believe in an eye for an eye, but thousands of eyes for one is a good deal.
I get the well-deserved vitriol directed at cruel and greedy insurance companies for taking our money and DENYING benefits when we (or our loved ones) need them most. That shit needs to stop.
What I don't get is the hero worship of Luigi Mangione, the guy who allegedly murdered the UHC CEO.
What I don't get is the hero worship of Luigi Mangione, the guy who allegedly murdered the UHC CEO.
December 9, 2024 at 11:11 PM
He is a killer yes, but he killed a serial killer that has caused the deaths of 100s of thousands. I don't believe in an eye for an eye, but thousands of eyes for one is a good deal.
I was eavesdropping on someone's conversation in public (as you do) and they were talking all like "oh I don't like gay people" (as they do) so, I went up to said person and said "hi, I'm gay people nice to meet you!" And offered a handshake. Highlight of my day.
December 9, 2024 at 10:58 PM
I was eavesdropping on someone's conversation in public (as you do) and they were talking all like "oh I don't like gay people" (as they do) so, I went up to said person and said "hi, I'm gay people nice to meet you!" And offered a handshake. Highlight of my day.
The author's barely disguised words
December 6, 2024 at 9:09 PM
The author's barely disguised words
IM FUCKING ALIVE!!! YES!!!!!!!!!
December 5, 2024 at 5:12 PM
IM FUCKING ALIVE!!! YES!!!!!!!!!
There's a lockdown at my school, so I just want to say this. I was here, I lived, I loved, and I am so glad to have been alive.
December 5, 2024 at 4:52 PM
There's a lockdown at my school, so I just want to say this. I was here, I lived, I loved, and I am so glad to have been alive.
Counting the frogs, there's at least 4
December 3, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Counting the frogs, there's at least 4
1840s time travelling gentleman: hmm yes I love to bump the occasional fag with gay old men, a proper past-time.
Me too horny to walk: uhh... Yeah...... May- maybe you could ermmm uhh do that with me? In the..... Modren way? ...
Me too horny to walk: uhh... Yeah...... May- maybe you could ermmm uhh do that with me? In the..... Modren way? ...
December 2, 2024 at 10:24 PM
1840s time travelling gentleman: hmm yes I love to bump the occasional fag with gay old men, a proper past-time.
Me too horny to walk: uhh... Yeah...... May- maybe you could ermmm uhh do that with me? In the..... Modren way? ...
Me too horny to walk: uhh... Yeah...... May- maybe you could ermmm uhh do that with me? In the..... Modren way? ...
Hey look at this
And there was nothing to look at. You've been befuddled
#befuddlement #discover #discoverpage #heyheylookatme #:3
And there was nothing to look at. You've been befuddled
#befuddlement #discover #discoverpage #heyheylookatme #:3
December 1, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Hey look at this
And there was nothing to look at. You've been befuddled
#befuddlement #discover #discoverpage #heyheylookatme #:3
And there was nothing to look at. You've been befuddled
#befuddlement #discover #discoverpage #heyheylookatme #:3
Me: so... Come here often?
The bank robber: I told you to get in the fucking ground! POW! POW! POW!
The police officer who visits the crime scene shortly after: hmm, the body of a trans girl. Well, it's a minority so Mr. Robber is free to go
Me: aw diggity dangit
Officer: HOLY SHIT NECROMANCY!!!
The bank robber: I told you to get in the fucking ground! POW! POW! POW!
The police officer who visits the crime scene shortly after: hmm, the body of a trans girl. Well, it's a minority so Mr. Robber is free to go
Me: aw diggity dangit
Officer: HOLY SHIT NECROMANCY!!!
November 30, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Me: so... Come here often?
The bank robber: I told you to get in the fucking ground! POW! POW! POW!
The police officer who visits the crime scene shortly after: hmm, the body of a trans girl. Well, it's a minority so Mr. Robber is free to go
Me: aw diggity dangit
Officer: HOLY SHIT NECROMANCY!!!
The bank robber: I told you to get in the fucking ground! POW! POW! POW!
The police officer who visits the crime scene shortly after: hmm, the body of a trans girl. Well, it's a minority so Mr. Robber is free to go
Me: aw diggity dangit
Officer: HOLY SHIT NECROMANCY!!!
My family members kept accidentally saying she instead of he to me (a trans girl in the closet) so thanksgiving went pretty well :D
November 29, 2024 at 3:40 AM
My family members kept accidentally saying she instead of he to me (a trans girl in the closet) so thanksgiving went pretty well :D
My gastric acids are working overtime today #thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 9:42 PM
My gastric acids are working overtime today #thanksgiving
Fun fact: if you give a trans girl hugs and kisses, she will make noises.
November 26, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Fun fact: if you give a trans girl hugs and kisses, she will make noises.