Alli
pittfanalli.bsky.social
Alli
@pittfanalli.bsky.social
Fan of Pitt sports, parrots, Steelers, science, equal rights, and general human decency.
Reminds me of the dude complaining I think about some call a ref made. “ACC stands for Another Clown Conference”. Not wrong, really. 🤡
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Elf on The Shelf is so 2008
Now it's
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Lucky to be so close to greatness.
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Saved a kid’s life on the first point.
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Fans: “we’re sick of seeing the same four teams every year! We want parity!”

*rusted out 1985 Cadillac known as the ACC drives down the street and drops off Virginia and Duke*

Fans: “eww fuck you no not like that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I think I am most sad that this shitty loss probably takes out pop tarts from contention.
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
H2PIGR
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
lol the hell
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The sun is delightful
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Was JUST going to say I don’t remember a feeling like that at the Pete since that game.
If memory serves me correctly, that is the first #Pitt buzzer beater with no time remaining since Ashton Gibbs vs. Providence on March 4, 2010

That was also at the Petersen Events Center
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Bout jumped over the front row and rushed the court there
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
A slow death
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Almost forgot that Pitt totally had the chance to turn that game around midway through the second half last night and then tried to beat a zone defense by shooting a bunch of 3 pointers.
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Can someone tell me how many points Bucknell has on free throws this half?
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I can’t stand the Notre Dame fans who have no affiliation with the school or state
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Wahh boo clouds.
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Woof. Good night. I hope I miss something enjoyable.
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I guess we didn’t want to keep it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
At least the Warren shirt thing has been funny.
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Wow that fentanyl commercial was something
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I think I might just go to bed early.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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This is actually a pretty standard and unremarkable move, as evidenced by Justice Jackson issuing it.

But most people won't believe that for several good reasons.
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#BREAKING: Justice Jackson has issued an "administrative" stay, temporarily pausing a district court order that would've required the USDA to continue using contingency funds to pay SNAP benefits.

The stay expires 48 hours after the First Circuit rules on USDA's request for a stay pending appeal.
November 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Jeff Reed looks exactly how I thought he would look at this age of his life
November 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Cool, the Saturday night work panic setting in at 1am.
November 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM