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PitFTW
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I don't know how I got here. Might as well have some fun! | #RadioApple / #AppleRadio | Profile by BeansFTW | Banner by @sharksketches.bsky.social | 25+ | Minors DNI | she/her

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I haven't seen such a tag-
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
LOOK AROUND YOU, TRASHY! NO ONE HERE IS COMING TO DEFEND YOUR NASTY BEANS ON YOUR NASTY TOASTS!!!
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
tf did I do this time????? Haven't you people already satisfied your revenge against me for the bees?????
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We shall destroy the beans on toast crowd fr. DOWN WITH THE HEATHENS!
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
im scared to, ur honor
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
There's only one way to fix that need, Aerie.
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I was just living my life, all sweet and cute or whatever, thought I'd share a fun headcanon with the world.......

And then....................
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
THANK YOU. TOGETHER WE SHALL TAKE DOWN THE BEANS AND TOAST GANG
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Alexa, how do I unlearn?
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
AND I THOUGHT DOCKING WAS THE SURGICAL REMOVAL OF A DOG'S TAIL

WE'RE ALL LEARNING VOCABULARY TODAY
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I like my twinks clean shaven, but this is ridiculous
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It definitely would!! Especially if it's cute and fluffy!!

Yeah, no, I don't know if I'm glad to know what the kink version of docking is XD
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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surprise...?
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
YEAH Y'ALL SHOULD BE SORRY. I WILL NEVER LOOK AT FORESKINS THE SAME WAY AGAIN-
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It's not slander if it's true??? Beans and toast is nasty af man
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I guess we're all learning our vocabulary today
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I missed this comment!! QAQ

THANK YOU SO MUCH DITCH!! It was very much a labor of love for this one. I really love the challenge of making AUs based on existing properties accessible!! X)
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
God forbid a man has hobbies, ya know??
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Beans on toast is disgusting D:
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
When else?
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I HATE YOU ALL /JOKING

I CAN'T BELIEVE I ONCE AGAIN UNINTENTIONALLY MADE A NSFW REFERENCE QAQ
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
WHY DO YOU ALL JUMP TO THE FORESKIN????????????/
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Evidently, you aren't the only one....... but now I've learned about certain kinks and I don't know if I was better off before I knew
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM