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Boston-based photographer and keycap designer (SMRT, A History of Violets, Teletype, etc.)
The Hobbit is a lot like the Star Wars prequels, except there are 13 Jar-Jars.
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The Deathstalker reboot seems to be mostly comprised of footage from GWAR concerts.
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Well there it is. Civ 7 is the first game I've ever uninstalled after a couple hours and requested a refund on.

I'm going to date myself and admit I've been playing this franchise since Civ 1 on the Amiga in 1991.

If they refuse, at least it was on a fire sale and 35% off. Now I see why.
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Me to my partner, after only partially shaving - "What if I began a new career as a mustache pervert?"
October 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I keep referring to Dept. Q as "Avenue Q," and I just don't care enough to correct myself.
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Yes, Lil' Lav has a random HJälp key, that lets you make a cry for hjälp.
October 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The revised interest check for DCS Lil' Lav is live now! This update brings adjusted colors, expanded kitting, and more to lav than ever before.

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October 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If alternate universes are typically signified by minor spelling variations (Cheeri-ohs and Scrobble on Earth-X), does this mean the UK is an alternate universe, with "colour" and "defence?"
October 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I just can't. Google is absolutely useless anymore.
October 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My third keyset design, A History of Violets, is shipping now! I got my own copy today. Weird to think I started work on this last November, and it just came off the production line in WA last week. It's a real, purple thing that I made!
September 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
1986 Double Dare Pitch: "Yeah, so it's a ripoff of Family Feud, but with an eye towards appealing to sploshing fetishists..."
September 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Covid booster booked for tomorrow, before anything changes and medicine is outlawed again.
September 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Putting the finishing touches on SA Selectresque, in preparation for its group buy this fall. Added a pink alert row that's compatible with 40% boards. Saber Keebs will be US/lead vendor, with more to come!
September 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Signature Plastics ran short of the purple resin needed to finish the alpha keys, so A History of Violets's shipping is delayed. They're trying to expedite delivery of another batch to finish production, but I don't have a new estimated shipping date yet. Sorry for the delay!
August 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Chef Boyardee?
August 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Updates on my current designs:

- A History of Violets should begin shipping imminently.
- Teletype will ship early, in October!
- I'm buying out the Selectresque novelty kit in Dasher blue for a private run, while continuing the interest check for the full set in Selectric blue.
August 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
SA Teletype reached its sales goals, and will be manufactured! Orders have been extended through Monday now. There will be a limited number of extras available in-stock through vendors after shipping this fall, at a higher price.
July 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This is the final three days for the SA Teletype group buy! If you've been considering picking it up, we're just shy of our 50-set minimum order. Thanks to everyone who's bought so far!

US: saberkeebs.com/products/gro...
EU: keeb.supply/products/sa-...
UK: prototypist.net/products/gro...
July 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If anyone needs to pair an 8BitDo Ultimate controller to a Switch 2, there are TWO firmware updates to run. One while docked, another while connected to a PC with a USB cable. One is v1.04, the other is v1.11. Once both are complete, it will pair with the Switch 2 using Bluetooth.
June 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Teletype is on sale beginning today! EU and UK storefronts are up now; US coming online later this morning.

KeebSupply in Germany:
keeb.supply/products/sa-...

ProtoTypist in the UK:
prototypist.net/products/gro...

Saber Keebs will be the US vendor:
saberkeebs.com
June 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
SA Teletype's group buy begins June 27th, at Saber Keebs, Keeb.Supply, and ProtoTypist! Both the 40%-oriented base *and* the adapter kit for larger keyboards will be available! Inspired by the 1952 KSR-28 teletype machine, with vintage legends and lots of retro novelties.
June 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I always assumed the song "Bette Davis Eyes" was about some sort of organ harvesting scheme.
June 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM