Or maybe he’s just trying to wave this car home. He very much has the posture of a 3rd base coach.

A Good Samaritan has jumped in to hold traffic for this clown car. He’s emphatically waving the car out with his whole arm. I feel like I’m watching the dream of Sam Adams come to life in 2024.

That said, I do have a great view of the Boston streets. I’m currently watching some idiot trying to back out into traffic with a NH vanity plate. Hey T$L4 I bet you feel like a fucking idiot.

Also, the particular company that inspired this post NEVER has items in stock, in my size. I actually really love their stuff but how dare you send an email like that when you’re the one all fucked up. This is what dating toxic people is like.

And where do you think they learned it from?

That’s the Pho King to you.

Real shit, a guy I shot with yesterday asked me to take a vid of him shooting the stage. I took it in cinematic mode and he thought I invented sliced bread really.

I guess you could say I’m a content creator now

Yo, I’m open to offers 👀