💩 Got as far as licking it, need some more encouragement 🫣

Just slipped a suppository - watch this space 👀

It's my birthday - send (preferably dirty and gassy) cake please 🥹👉👈🍑💨💩

May or may not have tried gunge for the first time and... 🫣

Cleaned the paint off my friend's buttplug, to then immediately pop a suppository to remind myself I'm a pig 🫣🐽

Enjoy the aftermath photos 💩

Got treated to a little present... which I subsequently destroyed 🤭

The post-nut clarity is real with this one 😳💩

And use me instead 🐽

I mean, what 👀

This morning's walk of shame nearly came with shitting myself on the tube 🫣💩

(Yes, the sweat marks on the toilet seat are about to send me feral 🤭😈)