Carrie L. Boram
@pinkdork.bsky.social
My loves in not much order: my gorgeous and very impressive grown-ass daughter; baking and cheffing; my darling husband; and especially my giant orange cat-pillows
Dude comes to my door and says: I’m an exterminator. I say: no thanks. He replied: is it because of me? My dude: NOW IT IS!
June 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Dude comes to my door and says: I’m an exterminator. I say: no thanks. He replied: is it because of me? My dude: NOW IT IS!
Sissy SpaceX pulling his shitty shitty bang bang rocket from the space program is actually very good news! Huzzah, Ellen! I must now go pop more popcorn!
June 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Sissy SpaceX pulling his shitty shitty bang bang rocket from the space program is actually very good news! Huzzah, Ellen! I must now go pop more popcorn!
I’m not vaccine hesitant at all; I’m totally vaccine stick it in. Please, doc! Gimme that sweet sweet immunity, baby!
May 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’m not vaccine hesitant at all; I’m totally vaccine stick it in. Please, doc! Gimme that sweet sweet immunity, baby!
Someone on twitter called him: "Sissy SpaceX" first I laughed, and then I vowed to never not call him that
March 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Someone on twitter called him: "Sissy SpaceX" first I laughed, and then I vowed to never not call him that
Reposted by Carrie L. Boram
I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv
March 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv
JD Vance is the kind of girl who wears brown hose with white shoes.
March 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
JD Vance is the kind of girl who wears brown hose with white shoes.
I think Gene Hackman and Betsy Arakawa and one of their dog's deaths is going to be a super excellent plot for the next Agatha Christie/Hercule Poirot joint.
March 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I think Gene Hackman and Betsy Arakawa and one of their dog's deaths is going to be a super excellent plot for the next Agatha Christie/Hercule Poirot joint.
Sure! Remote learning!
February 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Sure! Remote learning!
Hey obnoxious kid who called me, his sub, fat and ugly. Sure, I may be those things, but at least I'm not an asshole!
January 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hey obnoxious kid who called me, his sub, fat and ugly. Sure, I may be those things, but at least I'm not an asshole!
I don’t know if this is true but we can make it so! Here’s the ICE Hotline number for you to use to report Elon: 866.347.2423. Please report responsibly
January 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I don’t know if this is true but we can make it so! Here’s the ICE Hotline number for you to use to report Elon: 866.347.2423. Please report responsibly
Alright my friends: keep your sneakers tightly laced. We all agree that if we see ICE coming, we’ll take off running.They can’t chase us all
January 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Alright my friends: keep your sneakers tightly laced. We all agree that if we see ICE coming, we’ll take off running.They can’t chase us all
Behold: here is the exact moment when we all realized our day was ruined!
January 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Behold: here is the exact moment when we all realized our day was ruined!
I know it seems impossible, but all these feet belong to the same cat…
January 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I know it seems impossible, but all these feet belong to the same cat…
One day down.. 1,459 left to go… there might not be enough tequila
January 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
One day down.. 1,459 left to go… there might not be enough tequila
That TikTok ban was about as real as the felon getting shot in the ear. Get ready for 4 or more years of constant lies and gaslighting, friends. And have a very happy MLK, Jr. Day!
January 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
That TikTok ban was about as real as the felon getting shot in the ear. Get ready for 4 or more years of constant lies and gaslighting, friends. And have a very happy MLK, Jr. Day!
Lolol… and we’re off to the narcissistic races!
January 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Lolol… and we’re off to the narcissistic races!
Fucking Zuck and Elon can’t stand an outsider app “stealing” their eyeballs and data harvesting that which is rightfully theirs
January 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Fucking Zuck and Elon can’t stand an outsider app “stealing” their eyeballs and data harvesting that which is rightfully theirs
Last week I posted here about Mrs Elonia's Shitty Shitty Bang Bang going boomboom in Vegas. I got my usual 2-3 likes, but the weird thing is, Elonia also weighed in with a like. Question: are Mrs Trump's troll-bots just looking for any mention and liking? or was it extremely subtle intimidation?
January 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Last week I posted here about Mrs Elonia's Shitty Shitty Bang Bang going boomboom in Vegas. I got my usual 2-3 likes, but the weird thing is, Elonia also weighed in with a like. Question: are Mrs Trump's troll-bots just looking for any mention and liking? or was it extremely subtle intimidation?
It is giving me LIFE that for almost a day they weren’t sure why that cyber truck outside the dumpster fire’s hotel blew up - bc maybe that’s just what those fucking trucks do?!? Happy new year!
January 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It is giving me LIFE that for almost a day they weren’t sure why that cyber truck outside the dumpster fire’s hotel blew up - bc maybe that’s just what those fucking trucks do?!? Happy new year!
I’m feeling nostalgic for those Covid 19 lockdown days when we had no school shootings *sigh*
December 17, 2024 at 5:38 PM
I’m feeling nostalgic for those Covid 19 lockdown days when we had no school shootings *sigh*
I bet he made a “recess appointment” with her ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 18, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I bet he made a “recess appointment” with her ¯\_(ツ)_/¯