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Why is Alexa listening to my #Instagram and trying to make me a Bourbon? What a way to start the day.

It's dark and I have to get up and dressed for work. So much to do for so little. Make ot make sense.

"I adopted one dog, but he didn't want to move without his little friend, so I had to adopt them both. He didn't want to be separated from him even when we got home. This is a real friendship." 😘

👏WE👏FORGAVE👏THE👏OTHER👏REINDEER👏TOO👏QUICKLY👏THEY👏WERE👏ASSHOLES👏TO👏RUDOLPH👏THOSE👏SCARS👏DON'T👏JUST👏DISAPPEAR.👏THEY'RE👏SHOUTING👏OUT👏WITH👏GLEE👏ALL👏OF👏A👏SUDDEN?👏FUCK👏Y'ALL👏AND👏YOUR👏PLAIN👏ASS👏NOSES!👏

Where are you? Have you created your account on @bsky.app ?

Dark and cold. Is this what winter will be like? Can I just stay in my Jammie’s? Dressing for work is worse than the dressing for outside. Outside, you know the temp. Inside it’s either too cold or too warm. Welcome to return to work🙄

Tired but forcing myself up to walk in the dark. Damn those doctors. 30 minutes of movement required.