They have to fatten up for the winter, just like bears

They, uh, want to suck your blood?

Wait until you find out that Christmas is twelve days, ending on Epiphany

Motion two divide the states of America into the "Smart States of America" and the "Dumbass States of America"

After doing a twenty minute run on the treadmill, he moves his stuff to one of the weight lifting apparatus

He stands next to it for about five minutes, reading his phone

Then, he leaves

But tell me why people prefer to watch movies at home

Note: Remember to cast videos to TV. Do not sign in on someone else's device.

If you find one marked "boner jams '03," uh, it's not mine

And, here, I was thinking that I might have a secret sister

Turns out that my mother is just a collector of depression era glassware....

Let us call them "home pages" as they will be like your home on the web

Really makes one want to consider having a reception with entirely wedding-inappropriate music