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Brewery and twitter account. Leith, laugh, love. It’s probably just a joke.
Do you have someone in your life who likes beer, coffee and smells? Do they have a birthday or a Christmas coming up? Then why not get them this? WHY NOT GET THEM THIS?

pilotbeer.co.uk/mochaccinobundle
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
LOOK WHAT'S BACK! MOCHACCINO STOUT'S BACK! FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! ORDER NOW TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT!

pilotbeer.co.uk/collections/...
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 AM
It's a niche interest so by way of background, after a period of phenomenal success a few years back they've been in the doldrums for a good while. With a dwindling fanbase dining out on past glories while facing a seemingly irreversible decline, Brewdog are a brewery based in Ellon, Aberdeeenshire.
October 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Decided it would be a good idea if we added something to the frontage that told people what Vessel actually is. Please send us the business and marketing awards now.

vesselbars.co.uk
October 10, 2025 at 9:24 AM
October 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
That's 99 Google reviews for Vessel, averaging 4.9. Want to be the 100th? Book now and IT COULD BE YOU!

vesselbars.co.uk

You could also be the 26th Tripadvisor review (the eagle-eyed amongst you will note that's also at 4.9) but that does seem slightly less of a milestone tbf.
October 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Back in 2017 we brewed a Dark Mild with our (genuine, not made up for social media) friend Tim at Fell. Now he’s up here and we’re brewing exactly the same beer again, just because we fancy it. So that’s nice.
September 26, 2025 at 10:37 AM
We’ll do the good news first. We’ve made a big west coast IPA and it’s a proper westie. Bitter, sweet, piney.

The bad news? Look we’re not saying we’re phoning it in but we’ve called it Big Westie and this is the can.

Buy it here if you must: pilotbeer.co.uk/collections/...
September 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Seems like this has died on its arse then. What a massive waste of time and money. If only there was somewhere we could report that to.
September 9, 2025 at 7:16 AM
LOOK EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE DEFINITELY NON-COPYRIGHT INFRINGING OKTOBERFEST BEER IS BACK!

pilotbeer.co.uk/festbier

Not only that but at Vessel we're running, get this, Oktober-Vesst! Delicious Festbier paired with pretzels and bratwurst and suchlike.

Oktober-Vesst.

BOOK HERE: vesselbars.co.uk
September 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The main reason we stopped fining our beers back in 2014 is so that whenever we see Farage gurning over a pint of something crystal clear we can be reasonably certain it isn’t one of ours.
September 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Funnily enough after posting another of our trademark hilarious tweets we actually did win this. Which is nice.
August 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
This is a half-truth.
August 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
100% swear this is not a bit. We made up the bit about Clarks Wallabees on a cheap assumption, posted that then just googled this...
August 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Hey look, it's one of our trademark funny videos!

pilotbeer.co.uk/wit
July 31, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Look at this, we're launching a beer to celebrate 30 years of The Stand comedy club. It's called Wit, which is a very clever joke because that is both a kind of beer and a sort of humour or something. The name Ho-ho-gaarden was rejected on the grounds of copyright infringement.

pilotbeer.co.uk/wit
July 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Bet he fucking didn’t.
July 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
June 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Editing the CAMRA website to fool them in to coming to our bar.
June 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Consulting the manual of a pump we've just bought and found this so unfortunately it looks like the perpetual motion machine will have to wait for another day.
June 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“Forest Green?”
“Not really, no.”
May 29, 2025 at 9:40 AM
West Ham fans haven't had to hold their noses and swallow anything this unpleasant since Paolo Di Canio's fascism.
May 29, 2025 at 9:22 AM
UPDATE: THE RUDDY BAR IS OPEN. 12-12, 7 days a week, 73 Hanover Street.
May 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
May 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Because our water’s actually nice. Case closed.
May 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM