Old Man Fire
banner
pilirin.bsky.social
Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
old man fire is retired and betrothed to the spirit of the flames but is happy to help and ready to listen for the call of the kestrel that keeps the fire safe.
pay me to stay away from the bar
October 18, 2024 at 5:12 PM
but then a really nice lady named Missus Flitworth came and showed him this beautiful little hourglass and he cheered up and they went dancing
December 23, 2023 at 10:07 PM
yeah? need someone that will sit and listen while you vent your frustrations then, once you've run out of steam and sat down and gotten scared again, turn around and tell you about all of your strengths that they've just been shown? shouldn't be hard to find that person on this app :) <3
December 23, 2023 at 10:04 PM
it could be a pic of that lady herself a few decades earlier, and the look on her face is that of mourning the loss of her youth?
October 24, 2023 at 12:19 AM
Reposted by Old Man Fire
Can confirm, works quite well. Please enjoy this egg on toast.
October 14, 2023 at 2:51 AM
Reposted by Old Man Fire
Predictably, Dutts is calling for an urgent meeting of national security committee to crack down on, idk, African gangs probably. It’s not like Hamas are active here. But crisis = opportunity when you’re a cop.
October 10, 2023 at 2:28 AM