Marko
@pileofcoyote.parts
Human canine. I'm a furry.
⚠️ NSFW kink
📍 PNW
❤️ Pup Turbo
👤 he/him
⚠️ NSFW kink
📍 PNW
❤️ Pup Turbo
👤 he/him
It's good practice to run the microwave for 2-3 minutes to warm it up before putting food in.
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It's good practice to run the microwave for 2-3 minutes to warm it up before putting food in.
Indictment-oriented programming
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Indictment-oriented programming
In the United States it's Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
In the United States it's Thanksgiving.
Do squirrel celebrities hide their face from paparazzi with their tail?
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Do squirrel celebrities hide their face from paparazzi with their tail?
Getting texts from Ub*r reminding me to renew my license like. I haven't worked for you for years. Our relationship is over. (Ngl needed the reminder though.)
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Getting texts from Ub*r reminding me to renew my license like. I haven't worked for you for years. Our relationship is over. (Ngl needed the reminder though.)
The Mazda Bongo Friendee Poontang Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper
The Mazda Bongo Friendee Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper
The Mazda Bongo Friendee Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper.
The Mazda Bongo Friendee Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper?
Mazda Bongo Friendee Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper!😁
The Mazda Bongo Friendee Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper?
Mazda Bongo Friendee Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper!😁
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The Mazda Bongo Friendee Poontang Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper
What if human semen was a psychedelic for an alien species the way frog venom is a psychedelic for humans?
November 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
What if human semen was a psychedelic for an alien species the way frog venom is a psychedelic for humans?
My tongue has a medial ring
October 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My tongue has a medial ring
Girls just want an Oerlikon 35 mm twin cannon. It's literally that easy.
October 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Girls just want an Oerlikon 35 mm twin cannon. It's literally that easy.
I never felt like the frog was fully ceded to 4chan Nazis. They want to own the lonely Internet loser identity—but they never have and they never will.
Sure Pepe strongly connoted alt right for a decade there, but I always saw others using the image too.
Sure Pepe strongly connoted alt right for a decade there, but I always saw others using the image too.
MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
October 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I never felt like the frog was fully ceded to 4chan Nazis. They want to own the lonely Internet loser identity—but they never have and they never will.
Sure Pepe strongly connoted alt right for a decade there, but I always saw others using the image too.
Sure Pepe strongly connoted alt right for a decade there, but I always saw others using the image too.
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"Don't go to No Kings you'll get doxxed by the government." Right, along with millions of other people. It's not, like, great data to target people with.
October 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"Don't go to No Kings you'll get doxxed by the government." Right, along with millions of other people. It's not, like, great data to target people with.
Seeking pleasure before I die. You?
October 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Seeking pleasure before I die. You?
I'm trapped in a humid room. My metal body is incapable of warming. The atmospheric H₂O condenses on my skin, which doesn't rust. It's made of Edelstahl.
October 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I'm trapped in a humid room. My metal body is incapable of warming. The atmospheric H₂O condenses on my skin, which doesn't rust. It's made of Edelstahl.
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LaTeX is a flawless and unimprovable system
October 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
LaTeX is a flawless and unimprovable system
Doctors recommend unprotected sex with at least 5 to 10 partners every month to maintain a healthy and diverse genital microbiome.
October 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Doctors recommend unprotected sex with at least 5 to 10 partners every month to maintain a healthy and diverse genital microbiome.
> a possible role for antisperm antibodies as a marker of receptive anal intercourse
Sorry I can't bottom. My work tests for it.
Sorry I can't bottom. My work tests for it.
the doctor at the fertility clinic having to explain im infertile bc of too many backshots
Anti-sperm antibodies in homosexual men: prevalence and correlation with sexual behaviour - PubMed
The sera of 60 homosexual males were examined for the presence of antibodies to sperm using an indirect immunobead test (IBT). Six of 60 (10%) had antibodies of IgG isotype; in addition two of the six...
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
October 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
> a possible role for antisperm antibodies as a marker of receptive anal intercourse
Sorry I can't bottom. My work tests for it.
Sorry I can't bottom. My work tests for it.
The little N on my driver's license means that if I crash and die, they donate my body to necrophilia
October 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
The little N on my driver's license means that if I crash and die, they donate my body to necrophilia
Penetrative sex never actually happens. It only arises when the brain forms memories of intimacy after the fact.
October 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Penetrative sex never actually happens. It only arises when the brain forms memories of intimacy after the fact.