both shots were pretty mild for me 🤷‍♀️

“we had to turn over the Magic 8 Ball like SO MANY TIMES to get the answers we wanted”

that’s a lot of black ink

“Why do y’all keep developing business models based on scifi dystopias? I mean didn’t we already see how horrifying this would be in a Black Mirror episode?”

“No, you’re absolutely wrong! I was inspired by an episode of The Orville.”

This neoliberal bs is so deeply ingrained, many can’t seem to think their way out of moral quandaries that don’t actually exist.

wait what? it’s “difficult” to choose between:

ensuring essential services are provided to everyone who needs it

vs

withholding essential services to many people who need it in order to prevent any chance some extra money might be spent on someone “undeserving”

am I getting that right?

We still aren’t prepared for that pandemic that’s still happening 6 years later

that already exists it’s called television

Same. But I must confess I did go through a Magic 8 Ball phase.

“hoarding”?

70% of people think the Democratic party is out of touch because of Democrats like him. Meanwhile Democrats like Mamdani are ignoring centrist apologists and winning

yes! and “they” won’t kill animals. I mean in theory the world can live fine on a vegetarian diet, but it’s still a complex food supply chain that requires petroleum fuels and well maintained equipment. are “they” doing that?

we haven’t even seen “them” eating. what is “their” day-to-day life like?

**one more spoilery thought**

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hard side-eye to folks saying “they” represent community vs “rugged individual”

“their” biological weapon subsumed ppl under a hive-mind w/o consent. that’s not community, more like soft totalitarianism imposing conformity via literal erasure of the self