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Kargolyn Longfang
@pickmesquirrel.bsky.social
both a trans woman trying to make it in the Midwest or Kargolyn Longfang the kobold that thinks shes the most powerful dragon to ever live, sometimes both

tenderqueer tucute, 37, minors DNI

Please help me buy hormones!
https://cash.app/$PickMeSquirrel
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Kargolyn may be a little Kobold, but that does not mean she is not also a mighty Dragon! and also an Empress of a multiplanar empire made up of all of the misbegotten and misunderstood of the multiverse. many say Kargolyn is strange for speaking of herself in the third person, but they are wrong!
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Training comes in all shapes and sizes 😇

(ft. @mewmus.bsky.social 💙)
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Dear Conservative and Centrist Talk Shows:

Stop asking me to be a guest. The answer will always be no.

Sincerely,
Sheryl

P.S. Arguing with me by saying "but you went on 'x' makes my decision MORE correct.

P.P.S. No, paying me doesn't matter either. I literally do not care about money.
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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May you find someone who loves you as much as the bluesky mods love pedophiles.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Sometimes its a Zombie's job to be the recipient of random magical effects.

🎨: skeb.jp/@OutTome2

#CryptAfterDark

CW: #BreastExpansion
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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I get that comment every now and then. I understand why, but also it's annoying.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I think the concept of Daylight Savings is proof that Bem Franklin was actually a stupid dipshit. turning clocks back an hour doesn't make any more sunlight, you idiot. there's still the same amount of darkness to use candles for
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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"One day, everyone will have always been against this" was a condemnation. Not a one-step guide for revitalizing your career.
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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don't read books by abdl enthusiasts, they have way too much padding
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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this is my corniest conviction but i completely with my entire fucking heart believe that communism is love itself and that there is no greater love than the liberation of the proletariat and humanity itself
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Finished another project that had been languishing in my pile of shame.
Did my usual trick of painting completely different colours to the box art then deciding I hate it when I’m 1/2 way thru finishing them.

#WarhammerCommunity
#AdeptusMechanicus
#wh40k
#Nerdlings
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
the next Pokemon game should have a regional variant of Ursaring that just has a different shape on its tummy
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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he's the ultimate ally you guys
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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wallkick, a cishet dude, is really normal about queer people. a cool fun activity is searching his posts for the phrase "queer kids"
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
this Julian fellow seems to be a bad sort!
*spends days dragged for being a creep with a pattern of intentionally making things sexual with people he's arguing with*
"b-but what about dat pewson oveh dere who I'm calling youw 'fwiend' even though you don't even follow each other? Why am *I* in twouble 🥺👉👈"

disgustingly pathetic behavior
It's really worrying that you won't talk about your friend's behavior.... I'm going to need to mute you for my safety. People shouldn't feel safe around you....
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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*spends days dragged for being a creep with a pattern of intentionally making things sexual with people he's arguing with*
"b-but what about dat pewson oveh dere who I'm calling youw 'fwiend' even though you don't even follow each other? Why am *I* in twouble 🥺👉👈"

disgustingly pathetic behavior
It's really worrying that you won't talk about your friend's behavior.... I'm going to need to mute you for my safety. People shouldn't feel safe around you....
November 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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here's a full thread with practically every bad and gross thing that dashwallkick has said on here (for those who are interested / not in the know)
bsky.app/profile/aesp...
*spends days dragged for being a creep with a pattern of intentionally making things sexual with people he's arguing with*
"b-but what about dat pewson oveh dere who I'm calling youw 'fwiend' even though you don't even follow each other? Why am *I* in twouble 🥺👉👈"

disgustingly pathetic behavior
It's really worrying that you won't talk about your friend's behavior.... I'm going to need to mute you for my safety. People shouldn't feel safe around you....
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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“duude were eating good tonight babyyyy”
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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A NEW CONTENDER HAS ARRIVED
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I hope it's not too late for fat girl fall Toriel
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Don’t tell other trans people what to do, how about we start there?
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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#JintiArt

Hot blooded, cold blooded, sometimes ya gotta air 'em out.

Wingit for TerraganteEXE!
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM