Captain_Pickleshanks
@pickleshanks.bsky.social
Friendly Pickle; filled with love and acceptance; no rizz. Allied with the Rainbow Mafia. Friendses with transes. Diabeetus 1 enjoyer & a raging autist He/Him
Yeah, like a religious club (they sound pretty cool for a bunch of Christians). The brand of oats is named after them.
Also, sorry. I forgor Bluesky existed again lmao
Also, sorry. I forgor Bluesky existed again lmao
March 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Yeah, like a religious club (they sound pretty cool for a bunch of Christians). The brand of oats is named after them.
Also, sorry. I forgor Bluesky existed again lmao
Also, sorry. I forgor Bluesky existed again lmao
Holy fucking shit…I take it back fuck those nazi techbros
February 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Holy fucking shit…I take it back fuck those nazi techbros
@falconryfinance.bsky.social I thought comedy was now legal 😭
November 18, 2023 at 7:33 AM
@falconryfinance.bsky.social I thought comedy was now legal 😭
I got limited on Twixter because I would rather take a long, deep swim into the ocean than see Shrek from Shrek making out with people so I guess I’m here for a bit. How are you all?
November 18, 2023 at 7:30 AM
I got limited on Twixter because I would rather take a long, deep swim into the ocean than see Shrek from Shrek making out with people so I guess I’m here for a bit. How are you all?
Yes ok but counterpoint
August 16, 2023 at 3:21 AM
Yes ok but counterpoint
RSD’s a bitch. I wish this actually worked 😞 (OC, but feel free to steal and pretend it’s yours, idfc)
August 15, 2023 at 5:18 PM
RSD’s a bitch. I wish this actually worked 😞 (OC, but feel free to steal and pretend it’s yours, idfc)
Yeah, I just found this a few hours after my reply lol. I’m back, baby!
August 2, 2023 at 6:06 PM
Yeah, I just found this a few hours after my reply lol. I’m back, baby!
*when even aliens can’t get you to feel anything*
July 31, 2023 at 11:04 PM
*when even aliens can’t get you to feel anything*
When I don’t understand Bluesky lore
July 31, 2023 at 8:54 PM
When I don’t understand Bluesky lore
Bring a bucket and mop for this Wet Ass Pickle
July 29, 2023 at 3:36 AM
Bring a bucket and mop for this Wet Ass Pickle
But what if I want to be a lesbian for a while
July 28, 2023 at 3:21 PM
But what if I want to be a lesbian for a while
I STEP AWAY FOR ONE GODDAMN SECOND
July 27, 2023 at 7:24 AM
I STEP AWAY FOR ONE GODDAMN SECOND
Oh, right. That’s literally how I found out trying to post this to that very tweet lmao. Hope it’s appealable!
July 27, 2023 at 4:27 AM
Oh, right. That’s literally how I found out trying to post this to that very tweet lmao. Hope it’s appealable!
@themaggieshow.bsky.social Why’re you always getting Marcel Wallace’d??
July 26, 2023 at 10:59 PM
@themaggieshow.bsky.social Why’re you always getting Marcel Wallace’d??
Is this elevation data from an intense hike, or am I just bad at #diabetes
July 23, 2023 at 12:10 AM
Is this elevation data from an intense hike, or am I just bad at #diabetes