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Confess all your sins to the Great Pickle. In his briny goodness, find peace and hope, long life and enjoyment.
Can't someone help this poor child!?

Oh, the humanity!
a group of cartoon characters holding a sign that says won 't somebody please think of the children
ALT: a group of cartoon characters holding a sign that says won 't somebody please think of the children
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Why can't this trial be held in absentia. It's Trump choice if he wants to attend. A guilty verdict may have no real teeth, but it would be on the record, at least.
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
She's clearly mentally ill.
She has no family?
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
MAGA has nothing but contempt for the rank and file soldier - who is apparently so brain dead that a video can make them mutiny.

"You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope."

Clearly "enlisted person" is equivalent to "retard"
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Just BLOCK. Keep MAGA bottom feeders off Bluesky.
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Why are you lying?
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
There's probably only 3 criteria:

1. No fatties.
2. Must be white.
3. Trump voter.
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I was a precocious child.

"Motherfucker" was my first word.
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
100% Hegseth.
And they're probably getting a LOT of new recruits from skinhead gangs, so they'll want to make it easier.
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
THIS is why I support a multi-cultural society - THE FOOD!
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
MAGA is currently screaming that the US has fallen to Islam, because Mamdani got elected - I wonder how they view this.
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Defense department isn't releasing it (not surprising). Leaked information.
Since the new rules went up, expect to see more stories lacking names, as military members try to get around Hegseth's censorship.
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The usual MAGA idiots on X are running with this, mouths agape and arms flailing, as they are wont to do.

Every day, another lie they automatically accept - how do these people function? The gullibility, it burns!
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
VOTE THEM ALL OUT FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS.
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It should be obvious to everyone that police vote conservative, so the majority of DC Police at the Capital on Jan 6 should have been Trump supporters.
All the police who opened doors, who uncuffed rioters, who just stood by - MAGA?
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It was definitely the moment we all entered the Worst Timeline.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an office and says go-atee .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an office and says go-atee .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Still can.
Dump Trump.
Chase MAGA back under the rug.
Start building.

Solar has dropped so much in price, late adopters are getting a bargain.
November 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The whole address is a repudiation of Trump and MAGA

www.reaganlibrary.gov/archives/spe...
Radio Address to the Nation on the Canadian Elections and Free Trade
112688a
www.reaganlibrary.gov
November 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Mike looks a little "slow", if you don't mind me saying so.
A bit dumb. (Rude of me, I know)

Did he play with plastic bags a lot, as a kid? Need to wear a helmet in the bathtub? Ride the short bus, and lick the windows?
November 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Charlie Kirk's TPUSA "charity" sent 80 or more busloads of MAGA supporters to Trump's Jan 6 rally/riot.

It was a well-funded event, with a clear agenda: cause enough noise to give the Republicans in Congress, led by Pence, a pretext to swap FAKE Electoral College certificates. Pence declined.
November 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If true, then the best way to keep those prices up, is to control the foreign oil.

If false, then the best way to keep those prices up, is to control the foreign oil.

There are no "US companies". There are global companies, some with headquarters in the US. They don't give a fuck where the oil is.
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Look, it's just a coincidence that oil just happens to be found under the sort of people who clearly need to be dealt with.

Like Canadians.
November 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM