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There’s something vaguely shameful about the weird Oreo flavors — they’re like the PornHub category tags of the grocery trip.
October 29, 2025 at 10:14 AM
…guys. If *you* don’t get it rite, who will??
April 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Including multiple on account of choosing only one being medically impossible for me.

Discussion heartily encouraged!

(Teenage-me woulda included Foo Fighters — The Color & The Shape, but I consider that functional kin to the albums named in the inciting post’s Top-These challenge.)
May 23, 2024 at 4:23 AM
IT DID THE THING🤩
May 11, 2024 at 12:06 PM
This isn’t my “favorite” sports logo, but it IS the one that’s made me laugh the most.
April 21, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Y’know that galaxy-brain strategy of picking a wine with a shit label because “if the label is bad the focus and effort went into the wine itself”?

…I found the worst label guys! (Or at least the most vaguely disquieting?)

#grocerystorehorrors
March 26, 2024 at 6:38 AM
Oh good: my new gym t-shirt came 😁
March 22, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Why yes: I *do* have a copy of this False Knees comic saved on my phone for quick deployment!
March 20, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Welcome to my office; please don’t forget to close the door behind you.

…you brought a third jacket and glove-gloves, right?
March 5, 2024 at 7:10 AM
This could be us but u playin
February 19, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Presented (initially) without comment.
February 12, 2024 at 11:11 PM
A solid analogy that will help nobody: if someone asked me what was so great about Tom Brady, I’d say: “he was basically the NFL’s version of Ethan Hawke’s character in GATTACA”.

Then I show them The Draft Combine Photo.



okay but for real if anyone reading this understands can we be friends plz
February 10, 2024 at 4:16 PM
…honest to goodness, this was just how I found this snow pile/aleatoric sculpture/OBVIOUSLY a dragon of supernatural provenance.
February 2, 2024 at 12:33 AM