A. Bloodnok (late of the 3rd Disgusting Fusiliers)
@phulaxwolfgang.bsky.social
"Great spladdocks of crab! In the ocean, it's an idiot in a Tudor swimming costume and dragging a treasure chest."
Bill did nothing wrong. #Justice4Bill
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Bill did nothing wrong. #Justice4Bill
Important.
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Important.
Pubs that do their own matches. This country still has a chance.
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Pubs that do their own matches. This country still has a chance.
Nearly bought this, @dankackroyd.bsky.social.
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Nearly bought this, @dankackroyd.bsky.social.
October 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I would like to introduce you all to Duško Ivanović, the head coach of the Virtus Bologna basketball team.
October 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I would like to introduce you all to Duško Ivanović, the head coach of the Virtus Bologna basketball team.
If a woman tells you there's a statue of a bald Jimmy Nail in Lecce, she's lying.
October 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If a woman tells you there's a statue of a bald Jimmy Nail in Lecce, she's lying.
Say what you like, they've got a cracking Church by the sea. Which was actually the working title for 'Home by the sea', a fact I've just made up now.
October 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Say what you like, they've got a cracking Church by the sea. Which was actually the working title for 'Home by the sea', a fact I've just made up now.
October 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Can't park there, mate.
October 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Can't park there, mate.
In Trani.
October 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
In Trani.
Where I'm taking your mum later.
October 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Where I'm taking your mum later.
"Art is my passion"
October 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
"Art is my passion"
Oh I like this one... One sheep goes one way, the other sheep goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?'
September 27, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Oh I like this one... One sheep goes one way, the other sheep goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?'
No idea how I'm getting out of this station.
September 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
No idea how I'm getting out of this station.
"A second pizza has been bought."
September 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"A second pizza has been bought."
I see your dad's biography is out.
September 20, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I see your dad's biography is out.
"Epst didn't define itself"
September 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
"Epst didn't define itself"
@dankackroyd.bsky.social, is this club about...?
September 14, 2025 at 8:37 AM
@dankackroyd.bsky.social, is this club about...?
I spent 60 hours in a 24-hour work space by mistake.
September 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I spent 60 hours in a 24-hour work space by mistake.
How do you answer your phone?
September 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
How do you answer your phone?
September 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Saw Lawrence in the cinema again.
August 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Saw Lawrence in the cinema again.
I didn't realise it had a track for "I knew these people".
August 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I didn't realise it had a track for "I knew these people".
Cleared Polish airport security in 3 minutes just before. Didn't even have to get my liquids/devices out.
August 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Cleared Polish airport security in 3 minutes just before. Didn't even have to get my liquids/devices out.