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Philip Eisner
@phubar.bsky.social
I write moving pictures.
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POL
October 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
May 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If you do not have dogs, you can always borrow a friend’s.
March 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Post a vampire 🩸
March 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
February 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Movie posters recovered from the garage. Turns out, fire has a taste for irony.

#palisadesfire
February 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
February 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
January 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I look forward to seeing what you do with the next cycle, Mr. Lynch. Godspeed.
January 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Both fire.ca.gov and Watch Duty do not show fires in the Alphabet Streets of Pacific Palisades.

I have seen video of my neighborhood, and you can count the houses left standing on a leper’s right hand.
January 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Only 7 days in and 2025 is already on fire.

#palisades
January 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
January 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
it’s like you think words have meaning

but this has become a land of wolves
January 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
December 31, 2024 at 11:22 PM
December 25, 2024 at 7:04 AM
welp imma going to hell for this one
December 23, 2024 at 11:36 PM
My life in one panel:
December 20, 2024 at 1:55 PM
This morning’s mood courtesy @avishaiw.bsky.social
December 16, 2024 at 4:24 PM
DËTHBLËP APPROVES
December 12, 2024 at 7:44 AM
New purple belts.
#bjj
December 8, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Not everything spawned by the internet is bad.
December 5, 2024 at 7:34 PM
December 1, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 5:20 PM
…and THIS is how to keep losing and losing and losing.

I swear to god, the left is the People’s Front of Judea.
November 19, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Me, in my echo chamber.
November 18, 2024 at 10:07 PM