Phil Holmes
pholmes.pun.zone
Phil Holmes
@pholmes.pun.zone
Veteran. Father. Punslinger.
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?

Network Engineer: I sent it to you via UDP.
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?

Gamedev: I was testing npc interactions in that scene, and used dev commands to warp to the next location instead of leaving via the door and walking manually, so my player_career flag didn't get updated until I came in here.
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?

Pre-modern military historian: sources for those campaigns are both late and fragmented. We can be reasonably sure that not only did I do work, I won the campaign, but precise details on work composition, tactics and leadership remain uncertain.
May 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Happy Cinco de Mayo to those who celebrate
May 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Due to rising prices I can no longer afford to walk on eggshells.
February 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
@sega-west.bsky.social Quick question: Who do I gotta talk to in order to get a port of Dark Wizard to modern systems?

Worth a shot.
January 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In 5 or less words, start a fight not about religion or politics:

Two spaces after a period.
In 5 or less words, start a fight not about religion or politics:

You’re wrong about Uptown’s borders
In 5 or less words, start a fight not about religion or politics:

Raisins complement a potato salad.😏
January 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Banning time travel only enforces the status quo of the current wealthy families, and does not allow others to earn themselves generational wealth.

ACAB includes Timecops.
January 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Going into 2025 like
a man in a green shirt is standing in a doorway in a dark room
ALT: a man in a green shirt is standing in a doorway in a dark room
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2024 at 12:31 PM
"You will be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Falcom: The game is called Ys, it's an action adventure game, so the music doesn't have to go that hard.
Yuzo Koshiro:
November 22, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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The only way to change the world is to focus on helping people.
November 16, 2024 at 6:27 PM
I have a chipped cheekbone from going sledding too fast and slamming into a church.
v.milcom.in Viv @v.milcom.in · Nov 2
Hit me with your most embarrassing injury.

Mine is spraining my side trying to remove a shirt.
November 6, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I'm trying to run up the poplar vote by lobbying the Lorax.
Muting the phrase “popular vote”
November 1, 2024 at 12:02 PM
I really need to deal with my anxiety of talking to people over the radio.
October 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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Welp, since BlueSky has video now, I'll post my most well known edit.
That's right, we're gonna cheat.
October 19, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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Welcome to Bluesky! Be warned though, this place is different and there are a few rules here:
October 18, 2024 at 6:05 AM
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October 18, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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in the damn VOTERS PAMPHLET
October 10, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Oh, so NOW they get mad about copying the work of others.
October 1, 2024 at 12:29 AM
What’s your “no one but me remembers game?”
September 14, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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September 2, 2024 at 1:37 PM
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September 1, 2024 at 6:12 PM
I know a lot of Brazilians are migrating here, so I'd like to welcome the gamers in their native tongue.
August 31, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Dress for the job you want
August 16, 2024 at 3:36 PM
I had a 7 digit ICQ number
How old are you in Internet years without telling us your age?
August 11, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Mick Foley is the only way to be three men.
genuinely cannot believe that this is a real column
July 29, 2024 at 3:33 PM