phoenix
phoenix-1780.bsky.social
phoenix
@phoenix-1780.bsky.social
dumb bird

she/her
it just keeps happening im not even kidding like im being serious it keeps happening the fucking fae they got my ass im serious
fae cursed me to always be wrong when im confident and right when im uncertain
December 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
sometimes im like why tf do i chug everything i drink but then i remember that im just always really really thirsty and whenever i get something to drink i just cant get enough im so parched
December 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
guys PLEASE listen to this song PLEASE its so good its my favourite song PLEASE 🙏 www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8i6...
YouTube video by Imperial Circus Dead Decadence - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
white boy that knows how to straighten his hair
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
whats up with those granola bars that are just candy bars pretending to be healthy like just eat an actual candy bar i bet it's nutritionally identical and not produced by quaker fucking oats the smug bastard
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I think in another world my mom would be really fucking cool and use neopronouns n shit but in this one she's racist and a misanthrope and believes octopi are from outer space and her people will come down in the mothership to save her one day
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
late night in trump tower bumpin it to we are charlie kirk hardstyle remix
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
fae cursed me to always be wrong when im confident and right when im uncertain
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The year is 2132. It's season 117 of The Curse of Oak Island. The team is forging a tantalum hafnium carbide drill to continue digging, since their tools keep melting in the Earth's mantle. "Just a few more kilometers down"
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
bouba and kiki romance novel. i think it would be yuri personally but im biased
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Reposted by phoenix
I really don't want to do this, but I'm really close to giving up and I need help

gofund.me/8051db9cf
Donate to Help Marin Rebuild Their Life in Seattle, organized by Marin Clark
Hi, I'm Marin. My life fell apart this year, and I've basically run out … Marin Clark needs your support for Help Marin Rebuild Their Life in Seattle
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November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
retwerker thickcelot
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i really like when people play a character on their accounts but just kind of mingle with everybody else instead of confining themselves to character roleplay spaces
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Rare aesthetic: I had sex with your mother
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
spogebob funny moments
November 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
dark woke
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"need head" ?? 🤨🧐 are you 😜 SURE? 🔍because it looks like 🔎👀 you haven't been 💀DECAPITATED💀 yet ⌛. so 🙄i think other people 👉👉🙋‍♀️ need it a little more than you do 😠↩️PAL. so 😕 i think you should 🤐 STOP ❌ talking before i 😾give you a real reason to 🥵😜 NEED HEAD 💀
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
this halloween the neighborhood children replaced my mother's 2 dollar cauldron with a shiny metal bowl 🥰 how kind
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i HATE when evil people are funny because i would never deny when something is funny it goes against my core values of humor and being goofy but holy shit you're literally in the Kill Everyone Club i hate you i hate that you're funny stop doing that
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i cant stop thinking about bronouns. like a big muscly gymbro asking for another guys bronouns. like "bro. bro what are your bronouns bro" what would bronouns even be
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 AM
people wit big beards: the beard stays ON during sex 🤬
October 29, 2025 at 7:12 AM
if ever my gaydar pings correctly im going to say it was their resonant frequency
October 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
im just gonna pretend that everyone loves me until im told otherwise
October 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
my 100 million particle moose when i drop it on a right-angled wedge:
October 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
FUCK i need a collection of coloured glasses. you know like red and blue and pink and 3d ones and other colours also
October 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM