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Phoebe Barton 🚀🇺🇳
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Giant queer trans sf/game writer who is NOT AMERICAN, typewriter guardian, mind poisoner. Nebula winner, Aurora winner! Assistant Editor at Escape Pod, CW '19. Hamilton, Ontario. Header by @shargrave.bsky.social. She/her. www.phoebebartonsf.com
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do you know any Canadians who got boiled to death at work? I bet you don't, because we've all seen this PSA about 400 times

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOk2...
WSIB - Top Chef (2007, Canada)
YouTube video by The Hall of Advertising
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November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
which only goes to show the fundamental hackery and cowardice of SNW's showrunners
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Canada needs to get on this train
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
we live in an age of god damned miracles
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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imagine John Wayne Gacy, fully integrated into society, followed awkwardly by a robot that looks like the Greendale Human Being and grabs him whenever he lurches towards a young boy
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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At the end of every successful mission, Bond's memories are recorded. Whenever a Bond fails to return from a mission, a suitable candidate is imprinted with Bond memories before being sent off on more missions.

Bonds might live long to retire. MI6 settles them in different villages.

(con't)
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
that's what happens when the showrunners are hacks
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
and both of those are major flaws of Strange New Worlds
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
it's an explanation that explains so much, and can be used widely

for example, Ghostbusters 2016 clearly took place in another timeline where Ivo Shandor died in the First World War, and so never tried to summon Gozer, so the events of Ghostbusters 1984 never had a chance to happen
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
the proto-indo-europeans have a fucking lot to answer for
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
this fucking province, istg
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Musk: i have seen films
Musk: ask me about any film if you don'ta believe me!
King: um ok, how about star wars?
Musk: DARTH VADER
King:
Musk: i'ma cool right?
Musk: you tella joyce carol oates i'ma cool ey?
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
incompetence does not exclude evil, I just had limited character space
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
especially when FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA'S BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA would have been such an incredible title
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Why do so many people have such piss-poor opsec
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM