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Jake Janey
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Synthetic Organic Chemist. biocatalysis, automation, and data. Leads Research IT at a big biotech in Seaport Boston. Hobbies involve being exhausted by a kindergartner, a large Great Pyrenees, and a Finnish Lapphund puppy #ChemSky #Chemistry #Software
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Currently leading Research IT at a large BioTech in Boston, Seaport. 

Prior: Process chemist, data sci, catalysis, HTE, and biocatalysis group at BMS and Merck (❤️transaminases). Ph.D. Organic Chemsitry (Harvard, Dave Evans 2003). B.S. Chemistry (UChicago, Rawal 1998) #ChemSky #Chemistry
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BREAKING: Trump spent hours with a victim at Epstein’s mansion, according to emails from Jeffrey Epstein to Ghislaine Maxwell that were unearthed by Oversight Democrats.

In them, Epstein calls Trump the "dog that hasn’t barked."
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Glad that they are saying it. Best thing that could happen would be to have him sue and explain in court why it is not true.
I honestly understand why the news folks don't want to expose their networks to more groundless lawsuits so I am glad that the Dems are just going out and saying it and daring Trump to sue them for it.
Seth Moulton went on MSNBC and straight up said "the president is a pedophile" and refused to walk it back even after the hosts kept trying to equivocate.

House Dems don't give a *fuuuck.*
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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SCHUMER: Well, I—for one—am touched by this act of generosity. Perhaps one day, all of humanity will know the saying “Be welcoming of Greeks bearing gifts.”
Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
“In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...
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November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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"We’re done waiting for Dems to find their spine. We can’t afford a weak & cowardly Democratic Party while the authoritarians invade our cities, terrorize our communities, & threaten our democracy. We get the party we demand, & we intend to demand a Democratic Party that fights.” — @indivisible.org
Indivisible Launches its Largest Primary Program in Response to Senate Democrats Surrendering on the Shutdown Vote
indivisible.org
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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I wrote about Chuck Schumer newrepublic.com/article/2029...
Chuck Schumer Needs To Go
The Democratic Senate leader has lost the thread. Everyone is suffering because of his lack of judgment.
newrepublic.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
“Hey…found a great deal on this cute A-frame cabin. The neighbors are a bit loud and I feel like we are being watched.”
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Primary all of these asshats
John Fetterman, Angus King, Maggie Hassan, Dick Durbin, Jon Ossoff, Jeanne Shaheen, Kirsten Gillibrand, Catherine Cortez Masto, Mark Warner, Cory Booker, and of course Chuck Schumer. Maybe others not top of mind. Not all responsible will publicly vote for the cave - that's not how this works.
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Hmmm, maybe it’s a good thing my office is on the top floor. Those chemistry labs on floor two may not do so well…
Our group is having a screening of the film about the #Boston Seaport development and its likely future flooding, with a director Q&A. Later this month in #CambridgeMA at The Foundry.

#ClimateChange

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November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It arrived! My selection of Makgeolli from #HanaMakgeolli straight outta #Brooklyn #NYC
November 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Great messaging. “Appeasement” by Dems is a losing approach. Follow this guy and be confrontational and take the fight to the bully.
Now that’s a fighter!
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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"How would less fortunate corporations like Walmart, McDonald’s, and Amazon get by without SNAP and other programs to subsidize their sub-poverty level wages that leave many of their workers reliant on benefits?"
It Is Cruel to Deny Food Assistance to Those Who Truly Deserve It: Corporations
“Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of beneficiaries of federal aid programs like Medicaid and food stamps, according to a study by...
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November 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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In case of interest...
Next week LinkedIn will use your personal data for AI training by automatically enabling permissions.

To manually turn off go to:

Settings ➡️ Data Privacy ➡️ under
“How LinkedIn uses your data” click “Data for Generative AI improvement” ➡️ toggle off
November 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Scary cello (the kiddo at age 6)
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I like this idea but not as much as the democratic nominee running on the “on day 1, I will bulldoze that ballroom” platform
October 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Sent this to my wife and it took her a while before she realized this wasn’t a real headline. Had to point out to her the source.
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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"You encounter a strange, cult-like group that lives in almost total isolation from the outside world. They jealously guard their arcane knowledge and practice some exceedingly cruel rituals."
Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your PhD Program?
1. You encounter a strange, cult-like group that lives in almost total isolation from the outside world. They jealously guard their arcane knowledg...
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October 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Energy ⬆️ for sure…just explode your binding site
October 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This is nuts. Makes me sad. CCB was such an amazing place to learn #Chemistry
Is this accurate?!? Re Harvard CCB

"Chemistry and Chemical Biology will go down to four or five admits, one of the professors added."
Wow. Harvard nuking its PhD programs

- Science PhD admissions reduced by more than 75%
- Arts & Humanities reduced by about 60%
- Social Sciences by 50–70%
- History by 60%
- Biology by 75%
- The German department will lose all PhD seats
- Sociology from six PhD students to zero
October 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Having driven the “Million Dollar Highway” I will attest that you should go slow and not enjoy the view

www.jalopnik.com/1999978/ford...
Ford F-150 Driver Somehow Not Dead After Truck Falls Off 300-Foot Cliff - Jalopnik
The driver went off the side of U.S. Highway 550 between mile markers 88 and 89, known as the Million Dollar Highway, falling into the Uncompahgre River Gorge.
www.jalopnik.com
October 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Here’s the list for anyone who wants to subscribe and block Trumpy annoyances along with me:
October 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
October 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM