Pete
@philpetree.bsky.social
Veteran. Volunteer. Dad to an AMAZING daughter. Tech CEO. Author. Sometimes funny. Sometimes snarky. If you're young, hot, Asian or Russian, you're a scammer so don't bother me.
Well Siri, THAT was a swing and a miss!
(The actual message was: Hi Pete, this is Terri, call me.")
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(The actual message was: Hi Pete, this is Terri, call me.")
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November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Well Siri, THAT was a swing and a miss!
(The actual message was: Hi Pete, this is Terri, call me.")
#siri #voicemail #transcription
(The actual message was: Hi Pete, this is Terri, call me.")
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My "horrorscope" keeps saying someone from my past will resurface to heal old wounds. I just can't imagine. #closure #horoscope
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My "horrorscope" keeps saying someone from my past will resurface to heal old wounds. I just can't imagine. #closure #horoscope
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This was a text from a friend. He shared this after reading my story about the FBI arresting my girlfriend.
😕😕😕
For those of us who watched the movie Final Destination, it makes me wonder if this wasn't one of those moments.
#finaldestination #death #paintcans
😕😕😕
For those of us who watched the movie Final Destination, it makes me wonder if this wasn't one of those moments.
#finaldestination #death #paintcans
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This was a text from a friend. He shared this after reading my story about the FBI arresting my girlfriend.
😕😕😕
For those of us who watched the movie Final Destination, it makes me wonder if this wasn't one of those moments.
#finaldestination #death #paintcans
😕😕😕
For those of us who watched the movie Final Destination, it makes me wonder if this wasn't one of those moments.
#finaldestination #death #paintcans
Why just a bit ago I saw one up thar in that tree over yonder. #rain #tennessee
October 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Why just a bit ago I saw one up thar in that tree over yonder. #rain #tennessee
October 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
October 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Found it! Took a while, but I FINALLY found the Elf on the Shelf, it was really CAMOuflaged! #elfontheshelf
October 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Found it! Took a while, but I FINALLY found the Elf on the Shelf, it was really CAMOuflaged! #elfontheshelf
September 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
September 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Blind Date by Jerzy Kosinski - I read it when it came out in 1977 (48 years ago), It's an erotic thriller that still haunts me! Read it and it will stay with you for the rest of your life.
August 12, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Blind Date by Jerzy Kosinski - I read it when it came out in 1977 (48 years ago), It's an erotic thriller that still haunts me! Read it and it will stay with you for the rest of your life.
Okay, ladies... if one of you are gonna do this, then just know up front that I want the whole nine yards! I want the flash mob! I want the flowers! I want the nice man ring! I want you on one knee! The whole bit! 😏😁🤣
#engagement #singlelife #foreversingle #notdating #horoscope #taurus
#engagement #singlelife #foreversingle #notdating #horoscope #taurus
June 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Okay, ladies... if one of you are gonna do this, then just know up front that I want the whole nine yards! I want the flash mob! I want the flowers! I want the nice man ring! I want you on one knee! The whole bit! 😏😁🤣
#engagement #singlelife #foreversingle #notdating #horoscope #taurus
#engagement #singlelife #foreversingle #notdating #horoscope #taurus
Story of my life... I'm the only guy at the Barbie Bar and there's not a single Barbie in sight! #singlelife #singlelifeproblems
May 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Story of my life... I'm the only guy at the Barbie Bar and there's not a single Barbie in sight! #singlelife #singlelifeproblems
Yesterday my daughter told how, on her 8th birthday, her stepdad and I donned one of those two people horse costumes so she and her guests could play "pin the tail on the donkey," and how... (cont)
#dadlife #dadjokes #dadpranks
#dadlife #dadjokes #dadpranks
May 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Yesterday my daughter told how, on her 8th birthday, her stepdad and I donned one of those two people horse costumes so she and her guests could play "pin the tail on the donkey," and how... (cont)
#dadlife #dadjokes #dadpranks
#dadlife #dadjokes #dadpranks
I'm back home in Knoxville... what a wonderful trip. Man, we rocked things out! I even got a rock-n-roll Do! 🤣🤣🤣 #atlanta #copperhill #toomuchrum
May 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'm back home in Knoxville... what a wonderful trip. Man, we rocked things out! I even got a rock-n-roll Do! 🤣🤣🤣 #atlanta #copperhill #toomuchrum
PSA: As we prepare for Easter, PLEASE be careful tomorrow morning!
#easter #easterweekend #eastersunday #easterbunny
#easter #easterweekend #eastersunday #easterbunny
April 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
PSA: As we prepare for Easter, PLEASE be careful tomorrow morning!
#easter #easterweekend #eastersunday #easterbunny
#easter #easterweekend #eastersunday #easterbunny
April 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The fastest way to get rid of a #catfisher is to ask for a video chat. I posted my response Sunday afternoon. "She" never responded, and by Wednesday, the account was deleted.
April 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The fastest way to get rid of a #catfisher is to ask for a video chat. I posted my response Sunday afternoon. "She" never responded, and by Wednesday, the account was deleted.
Happy Birthday Bill! - Bill was my best friend, business partner and partner in crime. Sadly he passed in 2007 from undiagnosed prostate cancer. Never has a day passed when I haven't missed my dear friend. #prostatecancerawareness #prostatecancer
This photo was taken in the FL Keys circa 2005.
This photo was taken in the FL Keys circa 2005.
April 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Happy Birthday Bill! - Bill was my best friend, business partner and partner in crime. Sadly he passed in 2007 from undiagnosed prostate cancer. Never has a day passed when I haven't missed my dear friend. #prostatecancerawareness #prostatecancer
This photo was taken in the FL Keys circa 2005.
This photo was taken in the FL Keys circa 2005.
Yup. Government Efficiency at its finest.
March 6, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Yup. Government Efficiency at its finest.
I try to stay out of politics but sometimes something is just so funny that it's impossible not to share it!
February 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I try to stay out of politics but sometimes something is just so funny that it's impossible not to share it!
Yesterday's happy hour buddy!
February 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Yesterday's happy hour buddy!